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JvaGuy is gonna love this thread. :D
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
A pirate walks into a bar, and strolls up to the bar for a drink.
The bartender looks at him and says 'Did you know you have a
steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate looks at him and says "Argh, and it's drivin me nuts."
I bet you can all do better..I mean, worse. :D
A penguin walks into a bar, he says to the barman, "Have you seen my dad?"
The barman replies, "what does he look like?"
Did you hear the one about JungleM....
Nevermind, it's too stupid. :D
How many junglemen does it take to copy and paste MS knowledgebase answers? Not really sure, there's so many,... JungleMan, JMM, JTennismansomethingorother, etc. LOL,... hahahahahaha,.. that was definately a knee slapper. :D
HA HA! Good one Webhead!
What do you get when you cross JungleMuffin with a porkbeast?
A DORKBEAST!!!
*can't take the credit for that one...webhead actually came up with it as well* :D
If limericks count...
There once was a sailor from Krass,
Whose gonies were made of brass,
One night in a squall
He clanked his balls
And sparks flew out of his a$$
Just my 2 cents..
(mods can delete if not kosher...)
[quote]Originally posted by Cobra:
<strong>HA HA! Good one Webhead!
What do you get when you cross JungleMuffin with a porkbeast?
A DORKBEAST!!!
*can't take the credit for that one...webhead actually came up with it as well* :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
ROTFLMAO!!! :D
[quote]Originally posted by WebHead:
<strong>
ROTFLMAO!!! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
So you're laughing at your own jokes basically :D :D :D
[quote]Originally posted by Jungleman:
<strong>
So you're laughing at your own jokes basically :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Yeah,.. I guess you could say that. :D
3 ducks were walking along the street. A cop walks up to the 1st duck and asks, "What what is your name and what were you doing"?
1st duck replys, "My name is Duck and I was blowing bubbles."
The cop asks the 2nd duck, "What what is your name and what were you doing"?
2nd duck replys, "My name is Duck Duck and I was blowing bubbles."
So the cop walks up to the 3rd duck and says, "Let me guess, your name is Duck Duck Duck and you were blowing bubbles"?
3rd duck, "No Sir, I am Bubbles".
hahahaha :D
What did the girl mushroom say to her boy friend?
Gee you are a fun guy.
Corny and G rated
Check this out.
<a href="http://www.winoscentral.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&re q=viewarticle&artid=74" target="_blank">http://www.winoscentral.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&re q=viewarticle&artid=74</a>
Real-life joke:
<a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/deaths_dc_1.html" target="_blank">http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/deaths_dc_1.html</a>
I haven't laughed so hard in ages.....
[quote]Originally posted by Jungleman:
<strong>JvaGuy is gonna love this thread. :D
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
A pirate walks into a bar, and strolls up to the bar for a drink.
The bartender looks at him and says 'Did you know you have a
steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate looks at him and says "Argh, and it's drivin me nuts."
I bet you can all do better..I mean, worse. :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
hehe "butt pirate" :D
[quote]Originally posted by Sowulo:
<strong>Real-life joke:
<a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/deaths_dc_1.html" target="_blank">http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/deaths_dc_1.html</a>
I haven't laughed so hard in ages.....</strong><hr></blockquote>
I see a nomination for a Darwin award.....
hey whats the difference between a pa state cop and the almighty GOD??
the almighty GOD doesent beleive hes a pa state trooper
their once was a man from natucket,,,not edited for content yet!
thier once was an amcfreek from pensylvania....
notin good rymes
thier once was an insane monkey that,
then thier was a jmm that, .. ans so on and so forth
whats the diference between a bartender and a toilet seat
the toilet seat only has to deal with one @$$ at a time
Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks :D
[quote]Originally posted by Aplustech:
<strong>Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Dang, someone beat me to it!!
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"
:D
Question: What do you get when you mix a onion and a bean?
Answer: Tear Gas
Your breath stinks so bad it smells like your tongue farted.
Originally posted by Sowulo:
Real-life joke:
<a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/death_dc_1.html[b" target="_blank">]http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/death_dc_1.html</a>
read this at the onion, and couldn't stop laughing for almost an hour.
<a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3744/america_is_ready.html" target="_blank">http://www.theonion.com/onion3744/america_is_ready.html</a>
[quote]Originally posted by Milenko:
<strong>
I see a nomination for a Darwin award.....</strong><hr></blockquote>
My thoughts exactly--inbetween choking down chortles and gasping through guffaws.... :D :D :D
6 am pa state police braracks trooper rolandonand on brings to work 2 dozen of pa best donuts
601 trooper numdiksky opens box o donuts removes one leaves lid open
635 am trooper nodiksky sees the treasure and indulges in the donuts afterwards closes box
645 am trooper idiotsyncrocy open box o donuts takes one and leaves box open
715 am trooper ultra moroon removes his donut and closes box
720 am trooper stupid look open box removes donut leaves box open
8am trooper dumblook removes donut and closes box
805 am trooper numbdisky comes back for seconds leaves box open
915 am trooper nodiskys mother shows up at barracks and removes donut and closes box
925 am oficer dumbblonde shows up and removes her share of the donuts leaves box open
155 pm trooper ultra moroon return for second helping removes donut from box to find out donuts are stale and taste funny, and cream filling smells bad ..
moral of the story TOO MANY COPS SPOIL THE DONUTS
~~~~~~~amcfreek~~~~~~~~ /rant , for now anny way
What has three legs and lives on a farm?
Paul McCartney and his wife.
Why cant the afghans watch CNN?
Because of the Telly Ban
This airport security thing is getting way out of hand.
The other day, in Miami, They confiscated an old ladys knitting needles.
They were afraid she was goin to make an afghan.
:D :D :D :D :D :D