Bumper Sticker Slogans?

Dunno how long ago we did this but...
What are some of the best bumper stickers you've seen?

some of the best I've seen lately
1.Governments philosophy: If it ain't broken, fix it till it is
2.Your gene pool needs chlorine.
3.If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style
4.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
5. Normal People Worry Me
6. *seen on the front of a jeep written in mirror reverse* If you can read this, you're driving too damn slow!!
7.I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
8. If you're against logging, try wiping your *** with plastic.
9. Reality is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live their.
10. My Cultlike following is now accepting applications

and my personal favorite
Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an @$$%$#&!

01.He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

02.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

03.A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

04.On the other hand, you have different fingers.

05.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

06.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

07.When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

08.Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

09.Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

10.I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe

11.He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

12.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.

13.I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

14.Honk if you love peace and quiet.

15.Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains
so popular?

16.Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

17.It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial
cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

18.Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

19.The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it
wrong.

20.It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end
to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

21.You can't have everything, where would you put it?

22.Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
world's population.

23.The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first.

24.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing
well.

25.It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in
rats.

26.Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

27.I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

28.I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

29.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak

Don't steal, the government hates competition

The all-time classic has to be...

"How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-S@!T."

It's an oldie, but a goodie.

Jesus Saves Sinners... And Redeems Them For Valuable Prizes!

Lord, Save Me From Your Followers

Warning: I Brake For No Apparent Reason

Save The Trees: Eat A Beaver

drive any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield

I'm not wearing pants.


tell your girlfriend\boyfriend that I said thanks.

my favorite one said,

"Welcome to Texas...now go home"

I still miss my EX.....but my aim is getting better. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

"Arm the homeless"

"ARMED AND HAMMERED" (with the arm&hammer logo)

"Keep honkin I'm reloading" < got that one on my mom's mini-van <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Oldie but goodie:
On the back of a Motorcycle Guy's Shirt:
"If you can read this, my wife fell off"

i saw one on a jeep that was written upside down... said if you can read this please turn me over lol

i saw one on a jeep that was written upside down... said if you can read this please turn me over lol

Former Dot Com Millionare...

On a 76' Pinto

"I Kill Police"

My old Caprice had two bumper stickers.

One said "Member Mad Scientists Union Local 42"

The other was like one of those Jesus fish, except it was shaped like a rocket, and had the word "SCIENCE" in it. I got it from EvolveFish.com


I salvaged the Science emblem, but that Mad Scientist one will be hard to replace....

Saw this on a sports car.

"Racing Drivers Do It In Circles"

I got these two on my car the first is my plate frame, the other is a sticker.

Top: I'm Not Tailgating...
Bottom: I'M DRAFTING!


IF YOU DONT MAKE DUST...
YOU EAT DUST!!!


The second one is usualy the last thing the honda sees before he starts coughing on some mysterious cloud

My personal quote that I have on my keychain and zippo is the line that is on all of my posts at the bottom

Saw this one on a tow truck:

CAUTION, DRIVER JUST DOESN'T GIVE A F**K ANYMORE!!

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in agony, like the passengers in his car.

If I follow you home will you keep me.

I found these 2 funny.

Friends don't let friends have mullets.
"Mustache Rides" ......25 cents
Fresh out of "Give-a-f**ks"

-aa

Give Blood

Play Rugby

Bumper Sticker Slogans

If you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students.

Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

FLORIDA: Home of Electile Dysfunction

"If you think the car is dirty you should spend a night with the driver!"

Friends don’t let friends watch Friends!!

There are only three type of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

If you're against logging, try wiping your *** with plastic.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog/cat....

I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met.

Madness takes it's toll, please have exact change.

Politics-- poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.

Fat people are hard to kidnap.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Doctors say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.

If at first you don't succeed skydiving ain't for you.

Kids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?

Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an ******* .

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Some others I have seen:

Be alert! The world needs more lerts.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made of meat?
5 out of 4 people have troubles with fractions.

Have this on a T-Shirt:

Drummers do it with Rhythm...

I think that I have the best one on my car:

Go Braless, it will help pull the wrinkles from your face <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

My favorites just happen to be on my clipboard:

To hell with the prime directive, I'm gonna kill something!

Ivonova is always right
You will listen to Ivonova
Ivonova is God

Some I've seen recently:

"Lost your cat? Check my wheelwell"
"P.E.T.A. -- People Eating Tasty Animals"

And my all-time favorite:

"My child beat up your honor student"

Some I've seen recently:

"Lost your cat? Check my wheelwell"
"P.E.T.A. -- People Eating Tasty Animals"

And my all-time favorite:

"My child beat up your honor student"

Quote:

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Originally posted by Type_O_Negative_1320:
<STRONG>And my all-time favorite:

"My child beat up your honor student"</STRONG>

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I've seen variations of this like "My high school dropout got your honour student pregnant" <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Not a bumper sticker but I saw this in my favourite pool hall. "Men no shirts no service. Women no shirts free beer." <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">

Horn broken, watch for finger

"If youare close enough to read this, BACK OFF"

in really small letters
"Your a curious lil f**k aren't ya"

or
"1 800 HOWSMYDRIVING

Saw these at a mining expo in Reno awhile back:

Earth First - We will mine the rest of the planets later!

If it can't be grown it must be mined.

And my favorite:

My kid beat up your honor student! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

The one I saw was rather bold. First let me say that this does not reflect my views or the views of Windrivers.com

On the back of a pickup truck while travelling down the highway I saw on his bumper;

"Work, it's the White thing to do"

Needless to say, I go away from him quickly as I was afraid of being caught in the crossfire.

Quote:

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Originally posted by jediab:
<STRONG>The one I saw was rather bold. First let me say that this does not reflect my views or the views of Windrivers.com

On the back of a pickup truck while travelling down the highway I saw on his bumper;

"Work, it's the White thing to do"

Needless to say, I go away from him quickly as I was afraid of being caught in the crossfire.</STRONG>

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This is not a flame...

You’re completely stereotyping blacks. So you think that just because this person maybe a little racist that blacks will shoot him?

I'm white, I hate when people stereotype blacks. Its comments like yours that make white people look bad. I know it's a harmless crack but if you really think about what you are saying for a second before saying it, things may come out different.

People need to quit doing this crap!

One of the best I saw wasn't on the rear bumper, but it was custom printed on the front bumper on a large pickup truck in REVERSE print so you could read it in your rearview mirror:

SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT

This is not a flame...

You’re completely stereotyping blacks. So you think that just because this person maybe a little racist that blacks will shoot him?

I'm white, I hate when people stereotype blacks. Its comments like yours that make white people look bad. I know it's a harmless crack but if you really think about what you are saying for a second before saying it, things may come out different.

People need to quit doing this crap!

Hey now, I never said 1 thing about black people. I was just pointing out that this guy could bring the anger down upon him from anyone, you included. I agree that this sticker was a very very nasty and uncalled for item, but dont be upset with me if I didnt want to be anywhere near this guy. Maybe if you werent so quick to jump on the defensive, you would have really read what I was saying.

Personally if I saw that bumper sticker, there would be no crossfire, I'd just wait till he parked and went into a building then whip out the ol' Leatherman for some quick tire slashing...

Who says you have to be black to hate jerks?

im with wayward on that one...

I was just pointing it out. Sorry for causing any confusion.


On with the bumber sticker slogans. <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0">