After a weekend playing Carmageddon you decide to go for a drive and without noticing you find yourself swerving to hit pedestrians.
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CHEEZE IT , THE FEDS!!!!
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After a weekend playing Carmageddon you decide to go for a drive and without noticing you find yourself swerving to hit pedestrians.
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CHEEZE IT , THE FEDS!!!!
... when monday morning you start throwing coke cans at fellow employee's while yelling 'Headshot!!!'
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There are no stupid questions! Just stupid (l)users!
when your playing pool, you take the pool stick and you pretend your a sniper on TFC or hw guy if you pick up something heavy
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I am the dreamer, You are the dream
If you do alot of typing and find your fingers in the WADS position cuz you have been playing Q3 all night long https://forums.windrivers.com/ https://forums.windrivers.com/
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Go big...or go home! :eek:
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You create a picture of yourself with a lightsaber because you've been playing too much Jedi Knight...(psst...don't go to www.animeinfinity.com/hota-chan/images/salsaber.gif....he never made a picture like that)
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It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...."
It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."
It says: "Directory does not exist...."
It means: ".... any more. Whoops."
It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close."
It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your
work back."
[This message has been edited by TheComputerKid (edited October 15, 2001).]
when you can no longer blink because your eye lids are stuck open.
??? i dunno were that came from, but i thought i would share
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Never underestimate the power of me. I'm the ultimate a$$hole.
1. If you've ever written a haiku about Quake
2. If you ever won a haiku contest about Quake
3. If you work in a retail computer (commision based)store and refered to the sales-persons who who hang out at the registers to pickup customer purchases for meeting their sales quota as "Campers"
4. If you've ever argues the merits of a trackball vs optical mouse for "railing" in a FPS.
5. If you've ever had said arguement thrashed about on /.
6. If building architecture inspires you to build level
7. If you've ever looked at a building and thought "damn what perfect spot to camp."
8. If you've ever MADE a customized voice pak mod for any game
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"Those who are about to die, just don't know! Chronicle of 'Hater': UT Anti-Camper Camper
[This message has been edited by NeuromancerIV (edited October 15, 2001).]
...when you can move the mouse around with pinpoint accuracy and lightning fast speed.
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"Damn the man. Save the Empire" Mark - Empire Records
When, after a long night of FPS madness, you close your eyes to sleep and the room's still spinning... https://forums.windrivers.com/
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Some computer problems require extreme solutions. Spaceman Spiff sets his blaster to deep fat fry...
Too much gaming when:
You've memorized every aspect of a level and are fully capable of describing what you would see from any point in that level.
Staying awake for 24 hours at a LAN party sounds like fun.
You own a Quake bumper sticker.
You use the word "0wn3d" in everyday speech.
You've ever gotten into an argument over the best DM level in a game.
You've ever got everyone to agree that Q2DM1 "The Edge" is the best DM level, ever.
You know how to get to the megahealth in Q2DM1 without rocket-jumping.
You know know excactly what rocket-jumping is.
You spend 10 minutes coming up with examples for a "Too much gaming" thread.
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Turkish Proverb: "Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love."
...your PC case looke like one of these:
http://www.planetquake.com/images/ph...-01-01-big.jpg
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"Expect the unexpected" https://forums.windrivers.com/
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uh....I retract all mine in light of the above pictures.... https://forums.windrivers.com/
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"Those who are about to die, just don't know! Chronicle of 'Hater': UT Anti-Camper Camper
NUFF SAID
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CHEEZE IT , THE FEDS!!!!
Um, I think Ad3p4 wins.......
Are those yours???
Great Cases!!!!
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You find yourself shooting rubber bands around the ceiling fan trying to get "that damn penguin, Kevin", back to his ship.
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Well... I say... Nuke the unborn baby gay whales!
[This message has been edited by MAYHEM (edited October 15, 2001).]
I WISH https://forums.windrivers.com/Quote:
<font face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva" size="2">Originally posted by cc_penguin:
Um, I think Ad3p4 wins.......
Are those yours???
Great Cases!!!!
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Actually, I think it's 1 case seen from various angles. Look at the black fade on top...
Found it on PlanetQuake https://forums.windrivers.com/
Check out the Mods Forum for one more picture in the same vein.
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"Expect the unexpected" https://forums.windrivers.com/
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Along the same lines (sort of) perhaps it means I play too many race games, but...Quote:
<font face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva" size="2">Originally posted by ad3p4:
I WISH https://forums.windrivers.com/
Actually, I think it's 1 case seen from various angles. Look at the black fade on top...
Found it on PlanetQuake https://forums.windrivers.com/
Check out the Mods Forum for one more picture in the same vein.
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I have two cases painted Red with yellow stripes and Ferrari logos and another with the '89 Circuit Board Mercedes paint scheme.
Sorry, I have no digital pics to put up.
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Well... I say... Nuke the unborn baby gay whales!
[This message has been edited by MAYHEM (edited October 15, 2001).]
When your telling someone about how your great uncle Larry was "Fragged" in the war.
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Your Father was a hamster, and your Mother smelt of Elderberries!
I actually changed lanes on an onramp from the onramp into traffic by locking the back tires and over steering to the right, went in sideways with a little smoke off the tires, straightened out and realised what I'd just done, I could all of the sudden hear my heart beating... this was last wednesday, after playing Grand Turismo2 all night. Not a good feeling. But I can laugh about it now.
Hey Johnny, I notice your from field is blank, can you fill it in so I know if my life is in danger when I cross the streetQuote:
<font face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva" size="2">Originally posted by Johnny Blaze:
After a weekend playing Carmageddon you decide to go for a drive and without noticing you find yourself swerving to hit pedestrians.
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I'd rather be riding my motorcycle
When y0u start slipping 1337 t3rm5 in70 3v3ryday writing...
"I 0wn j00!"
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It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...."
It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."
It says: "Directory does not exist...."
It means: ".... any more. Whoops."
It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close."
It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your
work back."
damnit...got me on that one. https://forums.windrivers.com/Quote:
<font face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva" size="2">Originally posted by NeuromancerIV:
7. If you've ever looked at a building and thought "damn what perfect spot to camp."
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Also add a number 9. If you ever looked around and though - this'd be a seeweeeeettt CS level
You freak out when you see the dot from a laser pointer
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It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...."
It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."
It says: "Directory does not exist...."
It means: ".... any more. Whoops."
It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close."
It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your
work back."
You can name your favorite level in a game by number
Q3DM18
You go around ranting... "That damn Bones... I can't believe he keeps fraggin me like that"
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I feel like a little worm on a big f*****g hook.
...when you think you can actually 360 a '97 toyota corolla in a residential area. Too much Gran Turismo 2 I guess.
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Shakespeare on Windows: "To freeze, or not to freeze, that is the question".
When you close your eyes and still see the video game playing. I hate that.
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now type format c: and press enter and you will never have a pc problem ever again...
When you close your eyes and still see the video game playing. I hate that.
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now type format c: and press enter and you will never have a pc problem ever again...
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<font face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva" size="2">Originally posted by ilovetheusers:
When you close your eyes and still see the video game playing. I hate that.
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When you start seeing double.......Quote:
<font face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva" size="2">Originally posted by ilovetheusers:
When you close your eyes and still see the video game playing. I hate that.
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There are no stupid questions! Just stupid (l)users!
I think that's happening to me nowQuote:
<font face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva" size="2">Originally posted by Joker1:
Originally posted by Joker1:
When you start seeing double.......
When you start seeing double.......</font>
I think that's happening to me now
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When you walk around K-mart and other shops and you keep trying to stay out of the closed circuit security camera's for fear of being spotted...
(After playing the "Crusader" series all week)
Also when you complain that single player games now only take you three work nights of playing (about 8 hours each night) to finish.
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Eradicating the world of id10t5 since 1974
I am not that hardcore a video gamer now... but I used to be...
Examples of how I used to be too much of an RPG and strategy gamer:
-Can still copy out the full-page Ships Systems Diagram of the Klingon D7 Battlecruiser from memory (last looked at said diagram in 1991)
-You have a simple, 15 step series of tests (beating out your best friend's 18-steps) that determines what sort of magic ring you have found
-You have lost track of how many gaming dice you own (over 300 last count)
-You STILL have the text to every Magic card in the first 15 expansions of the game memorized... even though you sold your collection a year ago...
-You still plan to punch Tom Hanks if you ever meet him for that role in Mazes & Monsters
-You have figured out realistically what your own Strength, Intelligence, Wisdom, etc. scores really would be...
Yeah. The phenomenon continues. It's just been rendered digital. https://forums.windrivers.com/
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In another lifetime, I USED to be known as Wayward Clam. But the Powers That Be have spoken, so who am I to argue...?
You accuse the guy in the cublicle across from you of using "wall hacks" because he seems to walk out of his office everytime you "scratch" your nose.
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RPG!
You think that your older brother is Golbez.(FFIV)
You also thing that your grandfather is came to earth in a meteor. (FFV)
You think that the War of the Magi happened, and that's why there's no magic in the world today. (FFVI)
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It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...."
It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."
It says: "Directory does not exist...."
It means: ".... any more. Whoops."
It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close."
It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your
work back."