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Let's assume there's a higher being which created all things and all life (yes, philosophers have many many variations on this one, don't assume I'm talking religion)...or even just an omniscient, all powerful being which didn't create everything....
If you could ask this individual one question, what would it be?
Mine would be why do terrible things happen to good people who've done nothing wrong to bring terrible things upon them?
Why ?????
[quote]Originally posted by Glenn:
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Mine would be why do terrible things happen to good people who've done nothing wrong to bring terrible things upon them?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Because, God (yes, I'm talking about religion) evaluates us to decide who belongs on His side when the time comes.
BTW, this is not my words. Somebody else told me that.
Sure guys, you can ask me anything...
Why ????
:D :D :p
Because I am a sexy man.
[quote]Originally posted by Mayet:
<strong>Why ????
:D :D :p </strong><hr></blockquote>
[quote]Originally posted by Glenn:
<strong>Let's assume there's a higher being which created all things and all life (yes, philosophers have many many variations on this one, don't assume I'm talking religion)...or even just an omniscient, all powerful being which didn't create everything....
If you could ask this individual one question, what would it be?
Mine would be why do terrible things happen to good people who've done nothing wrong to bring terrible things upon them?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Err your omnipotent being(s) would appear to exist, right here on WD, sounds like certain mods to me, lets see if this can make it past the censors! 'Tis a joke ......?(from here it is...)
Because I am a sexy man.
quote:
Ah you mean to say that after all this time
the answer has been that close....that easy.....
if Only i had known of course....it is because you are such a sexxxxxxxxy man
oh Cameron *Swoon* oh God
Just checked out your site, nice n tight :)
I love the 'rules for dating my daughter' bit.. do they apply to me ? I'd be good, promise :D
[insert swooning here]
[quote]Originally posted by Mayet:
<strong>Ah you mean to say that after all this time
the answer has been that close....that easy.....
if Only i had known of course....it is because you are such a sexxxxxxxxy man
oh Cameron *Swoon* oh God</strong><hr></blockquote>
Im still working on my site prob is now Im at my limit for bigpond so I am waiting to get my domain and web host my hubby promised me
yes Cam sorry but the rules for dating Krystal apply to everyone and I have taken it a step futher glen got me a nail gun and staple gun so i can fasten everyones trousers to their hips when going near her.....she has her own online fan club now...madness they all want pics of her in her new bikini....why me........she is still my sweet and innocent baby and she is such a nice person...the thing that gets me is she really really thinks she is ugly...........
even barbie is ugly next to her.........
but its ok if your a proven eunuch you can see her any time you like :D :D :D
W00t!
When can i start calling you "Mum"?
[quote]Originally posted by Mayet:
<strong>Im still working on my site prob is now Im at my limit for bigpond so I am waiting to get my domain and web host my hubby promised me
yes Cam sorry but the rules for dating Krystal apply to everyone and I have taken it a step futher glen got me a nail gun and staple gun so i can fasten everyones trousers to their hips when going near her.....she has her own online fan club now...madness they all want pics of her in her new bikini....why me........she is still my sweet and innocent baby and she is such a nice person...the thing that gets me is she really really thinks she is ugly...........
even barbie is ugly next to her.........
but its ok if your a proven eunuch you can see her any time you like :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Well, to stay on topic, I would have to ask, "is the answer the the question about the life, universe and everything, really '42'?"
Now for off topic:
Mayet, I especially liked rule #10 :D
Tell your daughter that she's crazy and developing another fan club ;)
It certainly is .. now watch as I disappear in a puff of logic..
[quote]Originally posted by DSTech:
<strong>Well, to stay on topic, I would have to ask, "is the answer the the question about the life, universe and everything, really '42'?"
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[quote]Originally posted by EvilCabbage:
<strong>It certainly is .. now watch as I disappear in a puff of logic..
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LoL, forgot about that. Ah, he'll be missed. Though I think I heard something about one more book in the series that was found which he never had published and are working on getting it out....we'll see
[quote]Originally posted by EvilCabbage:
<strong>W00t!
When can i start calling you "Mum"?
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When I get to witness or perform (whatever you wish) your eunuch status........
I hear rumours of it being released, the name of the guy commisioned to finish it eludes me though.
My Lord, My God, why hast thou forsaken me??
Well, if I could ask one question and expect a response, I would know that a power existed. That would answer any quesions I had in the first place about the nature of life.
So.....as to not waste my question, I would ask what the lucky numbers to the next $100 million dollar power ball were going to be! :p
I'd ask:
Why haven't I had my period yet?
**yes, I watched South Park last night***
Why Oh why are they on the outside????? :D
"Please forgive me?"
[quote]Originally posted by Capt. O:
<strong>I'd ask:
Why haven't I had my period yet?
**yes, I watched South Park last night***</strong><hr></blockquote>
Think I would have to ask him to please help the capt.......
[quote]Originally posted by PuterGeekGirl:
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Think I would have to ask him to please help the capt.......</strong><hr></blockquote>
You're just jealous because I'm special!
Special, as in...rides the short bus special???? :D
I would ask why do i keep coming to the tech lounge to read these posts. lol :D
[quote]Originally posted by PuterGeekGirl:
<strong>Special, as in...rides the short bus special???? :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Hey, now you're hitting below the belt.
:)
[quote]Originally posted by PuterGeekGirl:
<strong>Special, as in...rides the short bus special???? :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Have you seen the commercial with the "mentally challenged" kid that talks about how his coach yells at him all the time?
That's messed up.
[quote]Originally posted by Capt. O:
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Hey, now you're hitting below the belt.
:) </strong><hr></blockquote>
HA! You had to have KNOWN That was coming.....
No I have not seen that commercial, sounds screwed up though....
[quote]Originally posted by Capt. O:
<strong>I'd ask:
Why haven't I had my period yet?
**yes, I watched South Park last night***</strong><hr></blockquote>
ROTFLMAO....
My question would be...
"What is the air velocity of an African swallow?"
My second question would be:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
on a side note: Woodchuck is a tasty beverage.
[quote]Originally posted by LagMonster:
<strong>My question would be...
"What is the air velocity of an African swallow?"</strong><hr></blockquote>
Monty Python Rulez!!!!
[quote]Originally posted by LagMonster:
<strong>My question would be...
"What is the air velocity of an African swallow?"</strong><hr></blockquote>
Also, what is the air speed velocity of a European swallow?
Now, add a coconut.
How do we render all of the idiots on both sides harmless?
[quote]Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
<strong>How do we render all of the idiots on both sides harmless?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Very good question.
I'll ask the wife if it can be done in Maya.
are these swallow's laden or un-laden??
Why can I only ask one question?
my question would be.
is the world flat or round?
I'd have to ask:
"Why did you make most people so damn stupid? I mean really! Why? I mean, what was the point of that? Serroiusly! I mean, they piss me off! They don't have the brains you gave 'em! Did the brain truck get lost somewhere en route to the head depot? I mean, what? What were you thinking? What the hell? what's the point of creating all of this if only a few of us can appreciate it and the rest just muddle through? Who was in charge of all of this and have they been fired yet and who will be replacing them?".
Anyway - I don't think I'd survive my question asking period, I'd get to upset.
[quote]Originally posted by ilovetheusers:
<strong>I'd have to ask:
"Why did you make most people so damn stupid? I mean really! Why? I mean, what was the point of that? Serroiusly! I mean, they piss me off! They don't have the brains you gave 'em! Did the brain truck get lost somewhere en route to the head depot? I mean, what? What were you thinking? What the hell? what's the point of creating all of this if only a few of us can appreciate it and the rest just muddle through? Who was in charge of all of this and have they been fired yet and who will be replacing them?".
Anyway - I don't think I'd survive my question asking period, I'd get to upset.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Uhhh, that's eight questions..... :D