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No I don't think I will be posting my star sign :D :eek: :D
No? Ha!
Ok here's mine:
Sagitarius
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you lack talent. The majority of Sagitarrians are drunks or dope friends. People laugh at you a great deal.
"NO COMMENT" :)
[quote]Originally posted by Wyckyd1:
<strong>No? Ha!
Ok here's mine:
Sagitarius
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you lack talent. The majority of Sagitarrians are drunks or dope friends. People laugh at you a great deal.
"NO COMMENT" :) </strong><hr></blockquote>
Wow... me too.. scarily accurate, except that I don't do drugs or alcohol... :D :D :D
hehe...............
SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.
I used to have this on a coffee cup.......
LEO: July 23 - August 22
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leos are known thieves.
ill let you goto the site and look at the pic, wow this sounds like me :) maybe thats why I buy guns j/k
[quote]Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
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Wow... me too.. scarily accurate, except that I don't do drugs or alcohol... :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Dam! 3 saggies here, and we're all such alcoholics! I bet between Clammy and I we might have had as much alcohol that is in 3 beers (hey, I got married, lots of Cidra!) all of last year!
And Wyckyd1 is a "piney" so I bet he's such a lush, also... ;)
Well, I do rely on luck, sometimes... And they're laughing WITH me not AT me! :eek: :D
SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Lack of ethics... well i go to a catholic high school and i stole a kids religion book becasue mine was stolen...
can't be trusted... well that's a given...
i probably will get killed....
but my complete laziness will keep me from reaching the pinnacle of succes.
:rolleyes: :) :rolleyes:
[quote]LIBRA: September 23 - October 22
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women are prostitutes. All Libra people die of Venereal disease. <hr></blockquote>
Wonderful . . . I feel so much better now
CANCER: June 21 - July 22
You are sympathetic and understanding toward other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You're always putting things off. That's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancers
AQUARIUS: January 20 - February 18
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, which causes you to make the same mistake over and over again. People think you are stupid.
This is too funny! Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahaqhahahahahhahhahaha
[quote]Originally posted by cleetus:
<strong>CANCER: June 21 - July 22
You are sympathetic and understanding toward other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You're always putting things off. That's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancers</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ditto....LOL
Make that 4 Saggies. But they've got it wrong, I'm NOT optimistic! :D :D :D :p
I still think Wierd Al got mine right... but that's a different story, song, whatever.
[quote]Originally posted by Mayet:
<strong>hehe...............
SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.
I used to have this on a coffee cup.......</strong><hr></blockquote>
Wow, we're going to be murdered...
TAURUS: April 20 - May 20
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are a communist.
Hey, I'm no Commie!! :mad:
CAPRICORN: December 23 - January 19
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been born a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still too long, as they tend to take root and become trees.
No Crapicorns of any importance? I don't think that either Mr Jesus or Mr Kevin Costner will be impressed with that, or the lazy bit but Mr Costner was strangely tree like (wooden) in Waterworld.