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I am not really into meaningless posting, but this one has been going around the web lately, and I thought those of you who haven't seen it might enjoy it...
My daughter can do wonders with a sharpie, but she hasn't done this yet...
Why NOT to give your kids markers to play with:
http://www.mattlowe.com/pics/FunnySt...ing%20Pens.jpg
I sure hope that's not a waterproof marker!!! :D
Now I remember why I dont think I should breed..
i gotta send that pic to my wife e-mail and ask her if she still wants kids.
Every time I think of the biological clock and stuff I see something like this and it clears that crap up real quick.
[quote]Originally posted by ilovetheusers:
<strong>Every time I think of the biological clock and stuff I see something like this and it clears that crap up real quick.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Amen brother..
[quote]Originally posted by ilovetheusers:
<strong>Every time I think of the biological clock and stuff I see something like this and it clears that crap up real quick.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ya, well I have 5 and believe you me, stuff like that happens.
I bought a $300 chiffrobe for my 4 year old, and spent HOURS staining it with a clear white stain, and 4 days after I finished it, she drew ALL over it with a sharpie...
Thanks to my wife, my daughter is still alive today... :)
My personal favorite 'kid mess' was always the "diarrhea all the way down into the feet of their pajama's" mess..... :eek: :( :eek:
ITs so totally worth it thou when they give you a hug and say they are sorry and that they love you. So I would say Give me another one.
but the pic.. Did make me shudder a little.lol
Too cute.
I'm not a parent and even I know that kids and Sharpie markers should never be in the same house.
[quote]Originally posted by MorticiaAddams:
<strong>ITs so totally worth it thou when they give you a hug and say they are sorry and that they love you. So I would say Give me another one.
but the pic.. Did make me shudder a little.lol
Too cute.</strong><hr></blockquote>
It doesn't look like a sharpie (more like one of those markers with fruit smells that kids are given), but it's still a mess to clean up. Our younger daughter, Bethany, would draw all over herself when she was little. In fact, she would do just about anything unless you explicitly told her not to. For example...
I remember Bethany, when she was 2 - 3 years old, getting into a flour bag in the pantry. We found her sitting on the floor with her little plastic measuring cups, carefully measuring out flour and dumping it onto the floor. When my wife asked her what she thought she was doing, she said, "Measuring out flour just like Mommy." How can you punish her for that? So my wife said, "I don't ever want to see you do that again." Awhile later, when things were quiet, too quiet, she called out for Bethany. "Here, Mommy," came the response from under the kitchen table. There she was, again carefully measuring out flour with her little plastic measuring cups and dumping it onto the floor. Before my wife could say anything, Bethany said, "It's OK, Mommy. I'm hiding under the table because you said you didn't want to see me doing this." No response was possible, however, my wife edged closer to a breakdown... :D
Kids are why, on the eighth day, God created duct tape... :D :D :D
[quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
<strong>Kids are why, on the eighth day, God created duct tape... :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
...and bungy cords.... :D :D :D
This reminds me of a funny story as to why I say "Don't make kids take a nap if they don't want to."
When I was a wee lad before I was in school (about 3 or 4) my mother told me that I had to take a nap but I really didn't want to. So she forced me and I, eventually, got on the couch and took a nap... so she thought. I was, being curious since I didn't want to nap, diggind around in the couch and found a pen. I wrote, in blue pen, over the entire course of my body for the next 20 minutes before my mother came in to check on me. She never made me take a nap I didn't want again :D
Wow! that's one baby that's marked..
wow your baby ok.. eek
I bet there alot of fun though :)
Tatoo'in your kid's always fun.
That so god damn funny :D :D :D :D :D
One more risk of marriage...
Looking at stuff like that some day in the future and thinking "these are MY kids...". Makes me want to...well...vomit.
That is my worst nightmare come true. I hope that my children know better than that and if they don't, I hope they have the fear of God in them!
[quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
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I remember Bethany, when she was 2 - 3 years old, getting into a flour bag in the pantry. We found her sitting on the floor with her little plastic measuring cups, carefully measuring out flour and dumping it onto the floor. When my wife asked her what she thought she was doing, she said, "Measuring out flour just like Mommy." How can you punish her for that? So my wife said, "I don't ever want to see you do that again." Awhile later, when things were quiet, too quiet, she called out for Bethany. "Here, Mommy," came the response from under the kitchen table. There she was, again carefully measuring out flour with her little plastic measuring cups and dumping it onto the floor. Before my wife could say anything, Bethany said, "It's OK, Mommy. I'm hiding under the table because you said you didn't want to see me doing this." No response was possible, however, my wife edged closer to a breakdown... :D
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It sounds to me like you got a little Spiffette on your hands Spiffster.
I sure as heck will not let my son play with markers...uhm unless the other kid deserved it...
I woke up one morning to find a nice little surprise in my kitchen. My son, who was probably 2 at the time, climbed up on the counter and dumped over the deep fryer that we use the night before. It gets better. Not only did my kitchen counter and floor have 1/2 inch thick stinky grease slime caked on, but it also got into that tiny space between the stove and the counter top. That was a blast to clean up. Oh wait there's more. The grease got into that little space where nothing can get to and also the stupid F@#&ing Cat got coated in last nights french fry gease. g**-d@MM!T. I just bought this cat for the wife's birthday and now it needs a bath. Cats hate baths. I suggested putting the little f@#&er int he toilet and flushing it a few times, but the wife did not like that. 1/2 bottle of baby shampoo later, the cat was less greasy. it still stunk, but not as bad.
I love my kids.
[quote]Originally posted by grover:
<strong>I woke up one morning to find a nice little surprise in my kitchen. My son, who was probably 2 at the time, climbed up on the counter and dumped over the deep fryer that we use the night before. It gets better. Not only did my kitchen counter and floor have 1/2 inch thick stinky grease slime caked on, but it also got into that tiny space between the stove and the counter top. That was a blast to clean up. Oh wait there's more. The grease got into that little space where nothing can get to and also the stupid F@#&ing Cat got coated in last nights french fry gease. g**-d@MM!T. I just bought this cat for the wife's birthday and now it needs a bath. Cats hate baths. I suggested putting the little f@#&er int he toilet and flushing it a few times, but the wife did not like that. 1/2 bottle of baby shampoo later, the cat was less greasy. it still stunk, but not as bad.
I love my kids.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But did you take a picture?
[quote]Originally posted by Kymera:
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But did you take a picture?</strong><hr></blockquote>
not that time, but I do have a pic of the boy sitting in his diaper on the living room floor drinking Hershey's syrup straight from the bottle. I'll try to find that one.
That must have been amazingly messy.
[quote]Originally posted by grover:
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not that time, but I do have a pic of the boy sitting in his diaper on the living room floor drinking Hershey's syrup straight from the bottle. I'll try to find that one.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I still do that one myself <font size="1">but I take off my diaper first</font> :D
Ugly visual Sowulo...looks like you're needing editing at the rate you're going. ;)
does anny one hear what i here is that music in the back ground , crosby stils and nash, and i was young once plain
"BEET YOURE CHILDREN WELL
AND KNOW WHY THEY HATE YOU!"
yes another fine mess youve got us in this time!
[quote]Originally posted by grover:
<strong>I woke up one morning to find a nice little surprise in my kitchen. My son, who was probably 2 at the time, climbed up on the counter and dumped over the deep fryer that we use the night before. It gets better. Not only did my kitchen counter and floor have 1/2 inch thick stinky grease slime caked on, but it also got into that tiny space between the stove and the counter top. That was a blast to clean up. Oh wait there's more. The grease got into that little space where nothing can get to and also the stupid F@#&ing Cat got coated in last nights french fry gease. g**-d@MM!T. I just bought this cat for the wife's birthday and now it needs a bath. Cats hate baths. I suggested putting the little f@#&er int he toilet and flushing it a few times, but the wife did not like that. 1/2 bottle of baby shampoo later, the cat was less greasy. it still stunk, but not as bad.
I love my kids.</strong><hr></blockquote>
OMG!!!!! I was already laughing my brains out at the picture, and then THIS. Whew...thanks, grover. Yeah, I know it's my pleasure at your expense, but at least you were generous enough to share, and I do want you to feel my appreciation. OMG...greasy cat...oh...oh...oh...must...stop...laughing...star ting to...hurt!...thank...you...grover....