Men hear what they wanna hear !!!!!!!!

Okay I know this is not something new.. But its just pretty comical when I think about it.
I usually will ask Taz to do something fix something or you know where im going .. And he says HUH ? WHAT ? HUH ?
Well were down in his computer room and hes unpacking (Might I add its gonna take him longer to unpack the .. wait let me count them 10 COMPUTER boxes full of STUFF that he has then its taken to do the rest of the house)
And hes putting his cds in order and all that will take forever.. Any way ... Well I casually quietly mention to him hey when we gonna break in this computer room and he said HUH for one second then it was like RIGHT NOW ... RIGHT NOW ... lets go...
And I thought is funny on how the brain processes information that it wants to and responds accordingly as to what it thinks nessasary to get what it wants. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

robin williams made an excellent point.....there is a reason god only gave man enough blood to use either his penis or his brain. ;) ;) :D

Eh? Did you say something?? :confused:

Didn't hear a thing......

I didn't think so... :rolleyes:

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
--Jean Kerr:D :D :D

ohhh So true.

I asked PapaSmurf the othe day to go through some wedding plans. Ok I guess I should of picked a time when he wasnt watching the grand prix on TV. But it was so funny to see someone say "Sure honey" while totally not even understanding the full question. I had to let it go as he was so tied up in it as it was almost childish. Guess next time he is watching it I might try walking in naked and ask him to come to bed, But I'm guessing I will still have the same blank look :p :D :D :D

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Originally posted by Smurfette
Guess next time he is watching it I might try walking in naked and ask him to come to bed, But I'm guessing I will still have the same blank look :p :D :D :D

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Walking by naked when a guy's attention is focused on something else has been clinically proven to occassionally cause brain damage. All the blood instantly flowing out of the brain into a guy's nether regions is painful at best... :eek2:

P.S. I wish my wife would do that... :(

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Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
Walking by naked when a guy's attention is focused on something else has been clinically proven to occassionally cause brain damage. All the blood instantly flowing out of the brain into a guy's nether regions is painful at best... :eek2:

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And fatal...

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P.S. I wish my wife would do that

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I wish she would too!............................
Oh! hello dear,what are you wearing?
huh huh,uh uh,huh huh,yes dear,right away dear,......
BTW you`d better iron it before you go out
:D :D :D

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Originally posted by Archer


I wish she would too!............................
Oh! hello dear,what are you wearing?
huh huh,uh uh,huh huh,yes dear,right away dear,......
BTW you`d better iron it before you go out
:D :D :D

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that, too, can be fatal.. :-)

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Originally posted by Morticia Addams
Okay I know this is not something new.. But its just pretty comical when I think about it.
I usually will ask Taz to do something fix something or you know where im going .. And he says HUH ? WHAT ? HUH ?
Well were down in his computer room and hes unpacking (Might I add its gonna take him longer to unpack the .. wait let me count them 10 COMPUTER boxes full of STUFF that he has then its taken to do the rest of the house)
And hes putting his cds in order and all that will take forever.. Any way ... Well I casually quietly mention to him hey when we gonna break in this computer room and he said HUH for one second then it was like RIGHT NOW ... RIGHT NOW ... lets go...
And I thought is funny on how the brain processes information that it wants to and responds accordingly as to what it thinks nessasary to get what it wants. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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jeez, I wonder what sort of a geek you'll make if you become.. er infected, when you did that room ;-)

A half unpacked computer room... soooo much possability yet disorganised... er wait.....

:-p

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Originally posted by Smurfette
Guess next time he is watching it I might try walking in naked and ask him to come to bed :p :D :D :D

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COOOOL

Looks like I will have to watch TV more often if this is her response.


PS Honey..Theres a program on TV I would like to watch tonight ;)


Cheers
Papa"Wooohooo"Smurf

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Cheers
Papa"Wooohooo"Smurf

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And tonight he'll be
Papa "Woodie" Smurf.. :D :D :D

Or maybe "Papa 'Coma' Smurf"... :D

Not wishing to give Morticia ideas but a little item that was repeated by our local paper

FOR SALE SECTION

LARGE COLLECTION OF MAN CRAP:
Includes Scalextrix set,Iron Maidens first two albums,an airbrushed painting of a girl on a Ferrari,Chuck Norris video boxed set,"Boob Inspector"baseball cap,Blow up armchair,dead scorpion in glass case,boomerang,Spider-man single duvet cover[stained],two Technics 1210 decks[broken],Junior school 25 metre swimming trophy,electric guitar[no strings],weights set[never used],framed picture of some dogs playing poker,selection of foriegn beer bottles[empty],personalised bullfighter poster [suitable for anybody named El Gary],and a Honda motorbike[in bits].
Genuine reason for sale [I dont think it looks right in our lovely new place].First caller can have the lot.



Now I mean,that a bit off.............it must of taken him years to accumulate all that important usuful stuff:D

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Originally posted by Archer
Not wishing to give Morticia ideas but a little item that was repeated by our local paper

FOR SALE SECTION

LARGE COLLECTION OF MAN CRAP:
Includes Scalextrix set,Iron Maidens first two albums,an airbrushed painting of a girl on a Ferrari,Chuck Norris video boxed set,"Boob Inspector"baseball cap,Blow up armchair,dead scorpion in glass case,boomerang,Spider-man single duvet cover[stained],two Technics 1210 decks[broken],Junior school 25 metre swimming trophy,electric guitar[no strings],weights set[never used],framed picture of some dogs playing poker,selection of foriegn beer bottles[empty],personalised bullfighter poster [suitable for anybody named El Gary],and a Honda motorbike[in bits].
Genuine reason for sale [I dont think it looks right in our lovely new place].First caller can have the lot.



Now I mean,that a bit off.............it must of taken him years to accumulate all that important usuful stuff:D

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I'm slowly being assimilated as we speak. My house is being being turned into a "married couples" house. Its scaring me. Smurfette has even mentioned that we should clear out my computer room so we could find "other" uses for it.

HELP

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Originally posted by Papa Smurf


I'm slowly being assimilated as we speak. My house is being being turned into a "married couples" house. Its scaring me. Smurfette has even mentioned that we should clear out my computer room so we could find "other" uses for it.

HELP

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Now that is going TOO FAR - Smurfette, there are somethings you do not do to a tech...

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Now that is going TOO FAR - Smurfette, there are somethings you do not do to a tech...

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:D heh :D
Its all about who's the boss..
See my computer and server is in the bedroom. If my other half was to try and make me move it.. I'd... I'd... I'd Cry :sad:


heh... nah in all reality its hard to find a Girl that lets you do your own thing and doesn't get overly upset when you spend a week of your holidays buried in you PC's and don't speak more than a grunt or two to her...

:D

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Now that is going TOO FAR - Smurfette, there are somethings you do not do to a tech...

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Damn straight!!! Once Morticia and I moved, she let me have a room in the basement as the computer room!! Smurfette, dont take away the mans computer room.

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Damn straight!!! Once Morticia and I moved, she let me have a room in the basement as the computer room!! Smurfette, dont take away the mans computer room.

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Yeah You tell her.....I'm too scared too :eek:

Hehehe... "let me have a room in the basement..." hehehe

Hey, men LIKE our men stuff. We were born that way and it is natural and good for us to collect our toys. Only a woman who doesn't truly love us would try to take them away. Now big hugs all around, everybody. :D :D :D

So women out there, STOP WHIPPING YOUR GEEKS. Unless, of course, they like it. ;) :eek: :D

In the UK married men usually have a shed at the bottom of the garden to vegitate over their important projects and keep all those important never to be thrown away,just in case articles of hardware.You know,a place to retreat into that worn out old chair that got thrown out of the house years ago,to mull over things and have a quiet beer:D
Women just d`ont understand how important these things can be to a man do they?:rolleyes:


Group hug now..........

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In the UK married men usually have a shed at the bottom of the garden to vegitate over their important projects and keep all those important never to be thrown away,just in case articles of hardware.You know,a place to retreat into that worn out old chair that got thrown out of the house years ago,to mull over things and have a quiet beer:D
Women just d`ont understand how important these things can be to a man do they?:rolleyes:

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A shed.. Hmm..

Wire over some AC (Shielded 00 gauge wire), cable and/or JR45 lines, phone line.
Prop in an Air conditioner, refridgerator, microwave (damn, better hook it ght up to the lines on the pole!), and the PC system(s).

Desk, comfortable chairs, TV, DVD, surround, etc...

That could work.... ;)

I've got my garage with my beer fridge that I can retreat to:D

Now when we seen the house I knew Taz was getting the basement for his computer room http://rockbottomdlux.freewebspace.c...ies/Jammin.gif.. The room is finished so its not like hes in a dungeon.
Smurfette If Papa gets a room then I would make him agree to the fact that the computer stuff STAYS in that room and doesnt come popping up in other areas like the kitchen or bedroom and so on.http://rockbottomdlux.freewebspace.c...ies/Ponder.gif That way hes stuck with keeping it in one spot like I have asked of Taz.
Once I get the upstairs a little more done im going to make over his computer room. He has no idea what to do with it so its another little project I get to work on.
One thing Ive learned from my Aunts is to give the man a space he can kind of call his own. That way he keeps all his junk... I mean all his things in his area and if he doesnt then you can ----> http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rough/twak.gif Tee Hee

Mind no frilly curtains allowed in mens "project" rooms...........whoooa........scarry:eek2: