What's the quickest way to die???

After all this crap happening with the twin towers to the unending unrest in the middle east to all the other worldly problems, some days it's not worth to live!!!!


I don't plan killing myself anytime soon, but that time may come.
I don't want to be in a world that is starting to deteriote so quickly.

What's the quickest way??

Gun to the mouth, slashed wrists, drug overdose, poison, carbon monoxide, hanging????

I've had depression before and managed to come out of it without any kind of medication.

I already have a kidney transplant for the last 5 years, I take enough anti rejection meds and blood pressure pills.

So those meds might do the trick for me.

Thanks for now!!!

Signing off,

Cookin Chef a.k.a. bohr

That is one weird question dude..

and after my last performance.. I'm going to stay waaaay clear on that..

That is a way far out question! I'll tell you this, no matter how bad you may think your life is or the world that you live in is, dieing isn't going to make things any better, the only way to make things better is to try to right the things you see that are wrong and make the world a better place.

Sounds like you need a good hobby, may I recommend the PS2 game SOCOM, that way you can kill other people instead. Or Grand Theft Auto III, playing that always makes me feel a little better about life.

If I were going to check out, I'd go skydiving and then cut the chute loose. There's nothing more embarrassing then living through a suicide attempt.

The quickest way I could think of (however, the most impractical) would be to have a 5000+lb slab of cement fall down on top of you and squish you into oblivion. Or maybe jumping off the top of a skyscraper or out of an airplane. The most humane way to die though would be by lethal injection I would think. Supposedly you just drift into a sleep like state just before death. The easiest way would be a gun to the head, but that doesn't always work. Anyway, this is a really morbid subject and I'm starting to get bummed writing this so I'm going to end here. :(

Dont fear the reaper. I plan to keep my feet in this life as long as possible. I personally dont think I could think of a situation where death was the easier option. Sure they are situations where theres a very good chance your not going to make it. But I for one would want to go out trying to help myself or others instead of sitting down with a gun to my head.

Thats just my opinion anyway.

Cheers
Papa"RENT THIS SPACE £150"Smurf

Seems visiting your Doctor is one of them:

225,000 PEOPLE DYING A YEAR IN THE US AS A RESULT OF DOCTOR INDUCED DEATH. The Journal of the American Medical Association, Vol. 284, 26th July, 2000.

http://www.campaignfortruth.com/toxicdrugs.htm

reading a book here called "the history of executions" ,,,,would you like me to list some of the the more "interesting" ones?????



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Don't know about quickest, I think I'd go for a couple of packs of pills and a nice bottle of scotch personally.

Trust me though, life will improve - been there, done that.

Well, I prolly shouldn't be giving this sort of advice, as I've failed 3 suicide attempts in my day, but I can tell you this:

Carbon monoxide inhalation is probably the slowest, least painful way to go. Just baricade yourself in your garage, with all doors & windows shut, roll the windows down on your car, and leave the engine running. Eventually, the room with fill up with CO, and you'll drift off into a deep sleep, and eventually stop breathing. A slightly faster way would be to take a vacuum cleaner hose or whatnot, put it over the exhaust pipe, and pipe it directly back into the car through a window or something. REmemver, CO is very heavy, and will "pile up" on the ground, building up over time. Even if you have the windo open a crack to allow the hose to make it into the vehicle, as long as your mouth & nose are below that crack, it'll do you in eventually.

Slitting your wrists is very messy, and more often than not ineffective. It takes a lot longer to die from slitting your wrists than you realize, and more often then not, it stands a good chance of clotting up, and the bleeding may stop if you don't cut deep enough. If you really want to bleed to death, cut your throat, getting the jugular or coratid (sp?) artery. It's much quicker, and no chance of failure.

Then there's always the OD on pills of some type. Good idea in practice, but you've got to OVERdose in a big way. Just taking a handful of aspirin won't get the job done. You've got to swallow the bottle. BTW, I should point out that aspirin thins your blood, so if you want to slit your wrists, taking a couple of aspirin an hour or so before would thin your blood you, making the chance of it clotting less likely. Beer/alcohol also has that effect.

Gun shots are very, very messy. The biggest problem with shooting yourself in the head is that more often then not, you miss the vital part of your brain, and it doesn't kill you instantly. So you get to lay there and suffer for a while, and if you're REALLY luck, they'll revive you in the hospital, and you can go through the rest of your life as a vegetable. Don't put the gun in your mouth unless you're using a shotgun, or hollow point ammo. You'll most likely miss the "instant kill" part that way. If using a hangun, the temple, or directly between the eyes is best spot to go for.

Hanging is the quickest, cleanest way. But remember, the idea of a proper hanging is to snap the neck, not choke. You want the rope to have enough length that'll allow your weight to pick up enough momentum so that once you reach the end of that rope, the recoil breaks your neck and kills you instantly. You could let it choke you out...but that's got to be a terrible way to go.

Of course, the best option is to just live your life one day at a time, and maybe get help for what's bothering you. But I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, and that wanting to die is wrong. I've been there before, dude...sometimes I wish I had succeeded...but more often then not, I'm glad I didn't.

Wrist cutting is definetly not a prefered way to go. ABout 9 years ago, I had an accident that put two huge cuts into my wrist and forarm. They were big and deep, and I guess I was lucky cause even as big and deep and they were there was almost no blood. Very odd indeed, but now I have horrible looking scars that will often get looks, and some minor nerve damage.

As far as suicide, why?!?!? Piss 'em off and stay around for awhile.

First, find a bar where bikers hang out. Next, drive into the parking lot at a high rate of speed, wiping out as many bikes as you can. Finally, run into the bar screaming "which one of you faggots parked that piece of **** Harley out there???!!!"

That should do it. (with any luck this reply will elicit the laugh it was meant to.)

I've always wanted to go in a skydiving accident where my chute doesn't open and i come crashing to the ground and bounce then land with my nuts in a bear trap.


Yeah. that's the ticket!

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Originally posted by cookin chef
After all this crap happening with the twin towers to the unending unrest in the middle east to all the other worldly problems, some days it's not worth to live!!!!

I don't plan killing myself anytime soon, but that time may come.
I don't want to be in a world that is starting to deteriote so quickly.

I've had depression before and managed to come out of it without any kind of medication.

I already have a kidney transplant for the last 5 years, I take enough anti rejection meds and blood pressure pills.

So those meds might do the trick for me.

Thanks for now!!!

Signing off,

Cookin Chef a.k.a. bohr

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:( Chef, I dont like what youre saying here. I've been through those feelings and ideas myself and I can tell you this: you CANT come out of depression quickly, by yourself and rarely without medication. You can lie to yourself thinking you beat it, but it comes back with a vengence.

If your post was in good fun, then ok, I do have some perfect solutions. But I wont post them here.

However, if there is a more serious side to what youre saying, I can only recommand and hope you get professionnal help, starting with your family doc. And do it now.

BTW, I've been on Paxil more than a year now, and I'm seeing life in a better way.

Every day is worth living to the fullest. When horrible things happened, it is a chance for you (all of us) to do something good to other.
And any slow day, when its all routine, is a good time to pause and appreciate life for all its blessings.


Take care. More people love you and need you than you can imagine.
:)

Oh hell... Enough with the bad thoughts. Death is over-rated anyway.

Sound like you might need to get out and help someone else. I think that is one of the fastest ways to get your mind off yourself and outside circumstances. Go volunteer at the hospital, work with underpriveleged kids, etc.

By the way, what does it say to the person and their family who donated the kidney to you when you want to kill yourself? I can't help but believe that they would really be pulling for you to persevere and make it.

I'm not trying to belittle your feelings and depression. I'm sure they are very real. Just a couple of thoughts for you to use in developing perspective.

Good luck.

For the ultimate in speed and painlessness, try standing near a nuclear warhead. When it detonates, you will be vaporized in nanoseconds.

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For the ultimate in speed and painlessness, try standing near a nuclear warhead. When it detonates, you will be vaporized in nanoseconds.

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Come on now, he is asking for our help here. That is just not very practical at all. I mean where are you going to find a nuke that is about to be set off.:rolleyes:

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Come on now, he is asking for our help here. That is just not very practical at all. I mean where are you going to find a nuke that is about to be set off.:rolleyes:

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in Bin Ladins back yard !!!!! ,,,,,we can only hope


Freddy UK

Don't eat a bottle of asprin - it burn a hole in you and it's awful painful. my sister tried to kill herself this way and the doc told her she was an idiot and it would have been painful and awful. Most pills will cause the lining on your stomach to eat away and cause pretty bad pain if you take enought o kill you (provided you are awake).

My bud tried to OD on sleeping pills (over the couter) and they then have an opposite effect and turn into something like speed. So he was up for 2 days depressed.

He also took a whole bottle of valium and drank a 12 pack and still didn't die but slept for 24 hours.

He then drank a bottle of vodka and sliced his wrists open and called me at my house. Yay. Big Fin' mess, no dead guy, sliced tendons, sucks.

Guns to the head work well like Cobra said but they don't always work and you very well may blow your face off and be left alive or something bad.


Gues there really isn't a good way that's painless really. Dunno, maybe OD on heroin or morphine or something wouldn't hurt but I don't know for sure.

Somebody delete this thread please.

I have posted it for deletion - I dont have the authority to do so in the tech lounge.

Let this thread ride!

A good friend of mine and my Uncle both hung themselves successfully.

However, I can honestly say, that killing yourself is cliche', impolite, and in my opinion, a sign of weakness. I have forgiven my friend Greg as he was diagnosed bipolar about a year before that happend (RIP Bro), BUT I will never be able to have peace with losing my Uncle, since his dumb a$$ is now dead, and he didn't talk to anyone before he pulled this B.S.
Sure, I cried, said great things about him, wrote and read a real complimentary eulogy for him, but now I'm just pi$$ed at his apathy and lack of concern for those left behind who depended on him.


Don't do it. Keep fighting. You may be thinking right now that no one will give a sh1t, no one will miss you, etc. But believe it or not, there all all kinds of wonderful people around you who love you and will miss you terribly. If you do decide that death is the only way out, have the courtesy to tell your freinds and family first; give them a good explanation and tell them you love them.


PS- if you are really, really serious about this, seek help from qualified mental health professionals. If you are scared or don't know where to start, see your family practitioner. Don't give up dude.

I know a good way to go.


When you're old, of natural causes.


or

You could read Bill Gates - "The Road Ahead" and be bored to death. But that wouldn't be quick or painless.:cool:

Ahh, gee don't delete our morbid fun:D :D

Come on now, cookin chef, you live in Canada, you've got no reason to have a deathwish! ;)

Seriously though, if you're considering this, seek help.

You may not want to keep living for various reasons, but your present condition could be clouding your mind to the point that you can't see a way out.

Don't underestimate depression - it will cloud your thinking and mess up your logical reasoning. Feelings will tell you the truth as much as lie to you. Don't use them to make important decisions ever.

Let us know how you're doing please.

I suggest getting a good friend over, renting all the simpsons with the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons. After watching them all, go and play cat and mouse. Loads of refreshing, and hilarious ideas all mixed in together. Good clean family fun.

you could always just head downt to iner city Chicago or LA or someplace like that wearing this

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you could always just head downt to iner city Chicago or LA or someplace like that wearing this

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Mwuahahahahaha

Kinda like Bruce Willis in the 3rd Die Hard movie.

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Come on now, cookin chef, you live in Canada, you've got no reason to have a deathwish! ;)

Seriously though, if you're considering this, seek help.

You may not want to keep living for various reasons, but your present condition could be clouding your mind to the point that you can't see a way out.

Don't underestimate depression - it will cloud your thinking and mess up your logical reasoning. Feelings will tell you the truth as much as lie to you. Don't use them to make important decisions ever.

Let us know how you're doing please.

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Yeah Canada is HELLA COOL!!!

Why should this thread be deleted?

It's a serious discussion. And in a lot of cases, it's people who have been at the same point in life chef is at now, trying to give him some insight on the situation.

Just because this thread's subject matter bugs a few people doesn't mean it should be deleted. :mad:

The quickest way I have ever heard of is using a form of elephant tranqlizer -- its type is so quick, you wouldn't even feel the prick of the needle and you'd be dead -- not 'maybe dead' but no coming back dead.

So technically, you'd be dead before you know it

Dunno about gun to the temple, a neighbor *years back: elderly guy who'd lost his wife the year before* put a .38 snubnose to his temple and only managed to blow his eyes out and scramble his brains...his family kept him on life support for like 4-5 months before the body mercifully just gave up. Maybe like a .45 just behind the ear...

I say shotgun, triple aught buckshot under the chin, angled toward back of the head, taking out spinal cord and brain stem...insta-kill, but damn messy, might want to lay out some drop-cloth LOL

Sleeping Pills are more a cry for help, an ex-gf tried that once, actually several times with darvacetts (sp?) but she just ended up with a really bad headache.

Of course, shooting up with a very large amount of a very pure illegal substance (opiates).....painless and and peaceful, IMHO thats the best type of route...."shoot and score the lights go dim..."

Decapitation of the head is pretty quick. You just gotta get hit from behind, without knowing it. Nice quick, clean cut, and it'll feel like a mosquito bite.


From what I understand drowning is supposed to be the most painful way to die, though I'm not exactly sure how one would test that theory........

allways remember the one , where they found a guy dead in a freezer ,,,,,,

inscribed with a penknife in the frost/ice was the message "yes it,s true - the light does go out when you shut the door"



remember the classic *m.a.s.h* film of years ago ,,,"suicide is painless" ,,,,,,and the single that got into the charts in the uk/usa ???



FtF

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From what I understand drowning is supposed to be the most painful way to die, though I'm not exactly sure how one would test that theory........

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I don't know how painful that would be, but my guess is that it would be pretty F'n terrifying.

You what else would suck and probably hurt a hell of a lot would be burning to death.

did anyone here see the steven king movie with brad renfro I think titled The Apt Pupil. Theres a scene where a dude does himself in the hospital by blowing really hard into his IV. . . . Freaky :eek:

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You what else would suck and probably hurt a hell of a lot would be burning to death.

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Dude did you ever the 1982 version of Teh Thing? Where the one dude set himself on fire with a kerosene and a flare to keep teh thing from taking him over? That would suck ***. How bad could being controlled by an alien parasite really be, any way?

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Dude did you ever the 1982 version of Teh Thing? Where the one dude set himself on fire with a kerosene and a flare to keep teh thing from taking him over? That would suck ***. How bad could being controlled by an alien parasite really be, any way?

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Couldn't be to bad if it turned you into a god like in the SG1 series.

Drowning is probably my biggest fear of death. Not being able to breathe just scares the piss out of me.

And as far as commiting suicide, damn I am just too lazy to even try. What's the point, you ain't gonna be Huck and Tom, you can't go to your own funeral,

Nah, when life gets too crappy, grab a bunch a beer, and go on a road trip.

I'm too horrified of falling off high hights. I'm afraid of hights anyways, and just watching that stuff a year ago scared the piss outta me.

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Dunno about gun to the temple, a neighbor *years back: elderly guy who'd lost his wife the year before* put a .38 snubnose to his temple and only managed to blow his eyes out and scramble his brains...his family kept him on life support for like 4-5 months before the body mercifully just gave up. Maybe like a .45 just behind the ear...

I say shotgun, triple aught buckshot under the chin, angled toward back of the head, taking out spinal cord and brain stem...insta-kill, but damn messy, might want to lay out some drop-cloth LOL

Sleeping Pills are more a cry for help, an ex-gf tried that once, actually several times with darvacetts (sp?) but she just ended up with a really bad headache.

Of course, shooting up with a very large amount of a very pure illegal substance (opiates).....painless and and peaceful, IMHO thats the best type of route...."shoot and score the lights go dim..."

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Oooo, now the shotgun idea works well. Kid got his head blown clean off br a shotgun a few doors down from me. They scrubbed the wals for a whole day to get rid of the stains (like 6 guys).

BTW - you aren't serrious are you? I'm pretty sure (99%) your're kidding but just in case...

You want to see what is most effective when doing this ****..
Take a browse through www.rotten.com

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