My last Job officially 23 days!!!!
Factory position
Before being hurt then fired.
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My last Job officially 23 days!!!!
Factory position
Before being hurt then fired.
2 days...macy's clerck...could'nt stand the questions
1 day for Pitmans - they gave me a car told me to drive to Bradford from Bracknell - 4 hours 30 minute drive each way, to start at 9am in the morning, finish at 5pm and then return the following day.... When I got there they had one copy of word perfect with a cracked key and wanted me to install it on 35 machines and train 15 people how to use it.
When I enquired where I would be staying the night, they said drive home and return in the morning...
1 and a half nights. Night stocking job at a major grocery store starting with a k and ending in a roger. I was in college, got a lot of crap from the yokels. Second night kept getting yelled at for silly stuff, then they started making very rude remarks. I got up and left. Then spent 6 weeks making sure that they paid me for the time I worked.
1 day working in a dry ingredients factory. I was the new guy so they made me crawl into the dehydrator, which is a f'kn silo, and scrub the walls with a 25 ft. pole. Didn't stick around much after that.
Waiter for a 24 hour restaurant. Overnight shift. I worked a Friday night and about 3 hours of the Saturday night.
So all together, 11 hours...
1984: Got a phone call giving me a job as a financial advisor trainee. Accepted it. Hung up the phone, got a call 2 minutes later offering me job at a computer retailer I wanted more. Accepted it. Hung up, called the financial advisory firm, quit my job. TOTAL TIME: approx 5 minutes.
During a lull in my then new computer repair business, I went to work for a temp agency. They sent me to a fiberglass mold shop to work for a few weeks. I arrived at the place, went in to meet the supervisor and get my assignment. He asked where my gloves, respirator, and coveralls were. I had been told that these items were provided. He said no, you need to have your own, but you can still work. I declined and left.
Seems you needed to purchase $300.00US worth of equiptment for a $3.35US (then) TEMPORARY job!
5 minutes........:rolleyes:
I think my longest job is the one that just ended due to the place closing at 2 1/2 years and the one job I'm at right now I've been for almost 2. Shortest was ....4 months? I haven't had a 'gee this sucks' and quit job .....yet....
duuu ,,,,,,,see posting http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin...threadid=44417 ,,,,,,,,,,only joking!!!! (was given the ups)
remember "many" years ago working for an agency ,,,,,had some good work and some bad.
went to a job 20m away , building labourer ,,,,,30ton of sand/gravel , lots of bag of cement ,,,,,doing the footings for a house ,,,,,i said "where is the cement mixer" ,,,,,they said "you are" ,,,,,,i said ***** **** (or in english) go and suck your wi*** ,,,,,,or go away in jerky movements,,,
and then drove home!
demanded fuel from the agency ,,,,(or else) and continued to work for them for many years ,,,,,,,,, the building firm was removed from there books.
FtF
hired as a programmer by a local computer and cash register dealer to do database programming for clients...found out the 'programming' was installing cash registers. 8 hours. never got paid. owner was later arrested for selling Netware for huge amounts and never actually purchasing a single copy and doing the same thing with Windows.
Longest job...doing maintenence and grounds at a local tourist attraction. Spent like 4 and 1/2 years doing that. Loved it...thinking about going back to similar work and leaving the computer world behind.
Shortest job - worked at Cracker Barrell for a day as a busboy. Not even a full day, I got bored with training, went for a cigarette break, then came back and told the 500 year old retard who was training me that I had better things to do and left.
Worked for a caterer for one day back in '90. Worked my a$$ off all day for min wage:mad: Anyway I called for my schedule for the next weekend and told the guy I can't work on Sunday due to a previous commitment (I felt like going fishing).
Me: "I just want to let you know I can't make it in on Sunday, I already have a commitment with my family" (I was going fishing with my brother)
Them: (quite irate) "YOU WORK ALL WEEKEND OR YOU DON'T WORK AT ALL!"
Me: "Ha- Ha, Bye"
Last job was for about 4 years working for a local food chain. After that, I moved into my current position of 2 1/2 years doing all this fun, fun tech stuff. That's been it. I guess I'm bad at this game.
I worked for a major record retailer (*am *oody's) for about 2 days. It was a very messy quit, because I refused to frisk myself infront of the store when I was leaving for my break. I considered it degrading, and unnecessary and I was not going to do it. It was pretty nasty, because I quit infront of a crowd of people who gathered to watch while I cursed my boss out.
Shortest job.... 1½ hours @ a local restaurant. Was hired as a busboy, standard job. A little after an hour of first day of work, boss came in and told me to clean the Ladies room. K, not bad, got broom and a couple of garbage bags, opened door to find puke in sink, on floor and all over the toilet. Apparently a lady had gotten ill while @ the restaurant. While debating the best way to handle it, I heard the boss just laughing his @$$ off behind the register. Took the broom and garbage bags over to him, handed them over with my apron and never looked back. Two weeks later recieved a check for $4.76!
good for you, akuma. bastard boss.
My shortest job was three hours. I worked at a grocery store, in tie, long-sleeves, slacks (required uniform) in 98 degree 110% louisiana humidity move grocery carts.
Later that night I was offered a job as a dishwasher at a pizza place. I took that and left the grocery store. The grocery store people told me that I could _never_ work for them again. (Decently-sized southeast US chain).
Oh well. I guess I can't.
Longest job: Here at Rampage. 2.5 years. :-)
Longest career segment: printing/pre-press 10 years.
3 hours working in an industrial laundry servicing a local hospital.
42 degrees Celsius carrying tons (really. 2 in fact.) of bedsheets and scrubs covered in puke, piss, sweat and other bodily fluids.
Went to lunch and never came back.
I think you're da winner :pQuote:
Originally posted by ChipCreep
1984: Got a phone call giving me a job as a financial advisor trainee. Accepted it. Hung up the phone, got a call 2 minutes later offering me job at a computer retailer I wanted more. Accepted it. Hung up, called the financial advisory firm, quit my job. TOTAL TIME: approx 5 minutes.
Shortest job for me - two weeks with a local contractor, he lost out on a huge development and had to let me go.
Longest job - my current one, been there 5 years and 5 days.
jeezuz.. i can't beat that.. :-PQuote:
Originally posted by ChipCreep
1984: Got a phone call giving me a job as a financial advisor trainee. Accepted it. Hung up the phone, got a call 2 minutes later offering me job at a computer retailer I wanted more. Accepted it. Hung up, called the financial advisory firm, quit my job. TOTAL TIME: approx 5 minutes.
Shortest is 4 days..
I had a job as a butcher apprentice for 4 days then I got crook (tossing my guts up..) so I took friday off and told the boss, when I told him he said I was a pussy and to not bother comming back.. *shrugs* no skin off my nose..
Longest
My bakers apprenticeship 4.5 years
Will never ever do that again.. brainless nobrainer damn job.
2 weeks at mcdonald's.
Food, folks and no fun.