The makings of mass murder

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January 13th, 2003, 08:23 AM
jaeger

The makings of mass murder

I just removed new.net and a whole load of other crap from this computer and the one sitting next to it for at least the eighth damned time. I swear that if it happens one more time I am going to literally start killing people... As in dead... As in shattered corpses lining the hallway. Best and brightest my ***, one more of these tards is responsible for breaking one of these PCs and I find out who, they are a speedbump. They just don't seem to understand polite notes so maybe prolific violence will teach them. Damned puter busting crapware...
January 13th, 2003, 09:01 AM
MacGyver

jaeger, try this program http://www.wilderssecurity.com/spywareblaster.html called Spyware Blaster. It prevents spyware from being installed without having complicated proxies or security zones. Great for network admins who have better things to do than kill spyware all day.
January 13th, 2003, 09:19 AM
NooNoo

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Originally posted by MacGyver
jaeger, try this program http://www.wilderssecurity.com/spywareblaster.html called Spyware Blaster. It prevents spyware from being installed without having complicated proxies or security zones. Great for network admins who have better things to do than kill spyware all day.

Looks good Mac, but I don't see new.net in the list.
January 13th, 2003, 12:31 PM
jaeger

I'm gonna have a stroke here. 2.5 hours after I clean the comp and get it working, a lesser tard tried to screw it up. Came back from Statistics to find the fifth stooge installing kazaa. On the bright side, I had a nice yeling session. I am going to completely lock down both machines tomorrow, Deep Freeze probably.
January 13th, 2003, 04:02 PM
goinpostal

Try not to live up to MY name

:D :D :D
January 13th, 2003, 04:05 PM
NooNoo

Spyware blaster is looking very good, however, the latests definitions are not included with the program... so do the update! Gator appears in the update YAY!
January 13th, 2003, 05:26 PM
Wayward Clam

Step 1: install nasty virus on boss's computer

Step 2: go on vacation and turn off cellular phone

Step 3: come back, and present "proof" that the virus came from assclown #5's computer after you ordered him three times in writing not to download this crap

Step 4: evil laugh.... mwahahahahaha....
January 13th, 2003, 08:00 PM
jaeger

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Originally posted by Wayward Clam
Step 1: install nasty virus on boss's computer

Step 2: go on vacation and turn off cellular phone

Step 3: come back, and present "proof" that the virus came from assclown #5's computer after you ordered him three times in writing not to download this crap

Step 4: evil laugh.... mwahahahahaha....

Unfortunately, maintainance of these PCs is part of the volunteer requirement for the subset of the college I'm in. My requests to publish a memo or set official policy on those comps continues to go ignored. They seem to beleive that me fixing the comps constantly is perfectly acceptable.
January 13th, 2003, 08:21 PM
Archangel42069

@ECHO OFF
IF EXIST "C:\PROGRAM FILES\GATOR" ERASE "C:\PROGRAM FILES\GATOR" /Q

That will help a little...just substitute whatever path/filename you want and place it in all users\start menu\programs\startup

:)
January 13th, 2003, 11:26 PM
FatalException0E

Quote:

Originally posted by Archangel42069
@ECHO OFF
IF EXIST "C:\PROGRAM FILES\GATOR" ERASE "C:\PROGRAM FILES\GATOR" /Q

That will help a little...just substitute whatever path/filename you want and place it in all users\start menu\programs\startup

:)

@ECHO OFF
IF EXIST "C:\PROGRAM FILES\*" ERASE "C:\PROGRAM FILES\*" /Q

:flames:
January 14th, 2003, 10:15 AM
Archangel42069

:guns: DIE WINDOWS DIE!!!
January 15th, 2003, 12:58 AM
jaeger

Quote:

Originally posted by Archangel42069
:guns: DIE WINDOWS DIE!!!

Prophetic Arch. Today I was greeted with a machine that is missing kernel32.dll. I don't even know what to threaten anymore.
January 15th, 2003, 08:27 AM
MacGyver

Dire times call for drastic measures. In times like this, there is only one thing you can do, that is so dastardly, so low, so mean, and so underhanded that only dolt users such as the ones that molest the computers under your care deserve it. A dish best served cold: revenge!

Uninstall all the games that come with Windows. And put commands in the login script/autoexec.bat to auto-delete them when they login if somebody gets smart and tries to bring them from home.

It's time to teach these students something - and that is: Never tick off a network administrator.
January 15th, 2003, 11:44 AM
Archangel42069

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Originally posted by jaeger
Prophetic Arch. Today I was greeted with a machine that is missing kernel32.dll. I don't even know what to threaten anymore.

The only threat to us would occur if someone who has actually evolved beyond the intelligence of a simian were hired at Microsoft as a programmer...then the "OS" might actually live up to its claims...could you imagine us becoming like the Maytag repairman...?
January 16th, 2003, 01:01 AM
FatalException0E

Quote:

Originally posted by Archangel42069
...could you imagine us becoming like the Maytag repairman...?

A guy can dream, can't he?
January 17th, 2003, 01:04 PM
+Daemon+

http://spybot.eon.net.au/

enouph said