Scared out of my mind...

Okay, I wasn't sure if I was going to post this here before I knew something for sure, but now that I'm getting close to the zero hour, I'm ****ing scared and I just need to get this out.

Friday morning, I discovered like a lump on one of my nuts, and it was slightly larger than the other. It didn't hurt or anything, but I'm ****ing scared ****less because testicular cancer runs in my family.

Anyway, I'm going to see the doctor at 8:30 this morning and they're going to run some tests on me and see if they can figure out what this is. If you're religious, pray for me please. I'm nervous as hell here, and I just want to get this whole day over with as soon as I can...

Cobra, may the Doctor be female, beautiful and may your worries be over :D

Seriously - if it runs in the family you are doing the right thing. Early detection usually means complete cure. :)

Good luck and you are doing the right thing going to the doctor.

hang in there dude! I've got your back

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Originally posted by kato2274
hang in there dude! I've got your back

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I am going to stand off to one side, but I am with ya! Prayers included…

win and win, teh snake!

Don't worry,

You'll still be a cobra :cool: when this is all over with:p

Good Luck

Orangeman:D

Your balls will be in my thoughts...

Oh, I just HAD to say that! ;)

May the schwartz STAY with you :D

Yer gonna let some dude touch yer sack YUCK!

I personally would have to call around and make SURE that it was a chick, preferably one that put herself through college by working @ hooters.




Sorry, I just had to lighten things up

Prolly just the "cords" all swollen. Happens if you are using them too much or if you get a good shot to them. Happens to a lot of guys. It feels like a lump where the "cords" are coming out of yer nugget.

Hope you're OK.

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Originally posted by drewmaztech
Your balls will be in my thoughts...

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I guess that's better than in your mouth . . . .

Just got the call from the doctor.

My nuts are going to live (for now at least).

It's a cyst filled with water basically. Nothing bad, but I should probably make an appointment to get something done about it.

I can't wait to get home and whack off and tell my boys how much I love them!

Glad to hear you are fine.... although I think you supplied just a tad more information than needed.... :D ;)

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Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien

I can't wait to get home and whack off and tell my boys how much I love them!

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maybe its overuser like iltu pointed out, your constant pounding on the boys could be what caused the cyst.

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Originally posted by ilovetheusers
Prolly just the "cords" all swollen. Happens if you are using them too much or if you get a good shot to them. Happens to a lot of guys. It feels like a lump where the "cords" are coming out of yer nugget.

Hope you're OK.

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This happened to me a few years back and I was living pretty much the anxiety you're going through now, Cobra.

It happens more often than cancer, so the odds are definitely in your favour. :thumbs:

I'll be praying for ya.

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Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien
Just got the call from the doctor.

My nuts are going to live (for now at least).

It's a cyst filled with water basically. Nothing bad, but I should probably make an appointment to get something done about it.

I can't wait to get home and whack off and tell my boys how much I love them!

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Took too long to reply to this... :rolleyes: :o

Glad to hear you're fine.

Disturbed to hear the way you're going to celebrate.

:eek2:

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Originally posted by a d e p t


Disturbed to hear the way you're going to celebrate.

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So yer saying you would do something different? :p

Oh thank god!

Now I can get your balls out of my mind... They were getting sweaty and, frankly, it was getting gross.

So now your left one is bigger than your right one? wild.

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Originally posted by Radical Dreamer
So yer saying you would do something different? :p

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Yeah, I wouldn't be talking to them. That is just twisted...twisting...:eek:

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Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien

I can't wait to get home and whack off and tell my boys how much I love them!

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you know....I'm not saying its true, but it might be just like you to make something like this up just to dig up some sympathy for your two 'babies....":D

....just a thought:p

....Can you imagine 40+ WD's posters all concerned about whether Cobra's eggshells are broken??????:confused:

I'm glad the "boyz" will be OK. Tis a nervous thing waiting for the news. I'm sure the "boyz" will be in good hands! ;)

Hey Dude, glad to hear your nuts are going to be ok!

You know Cobra, there's only one true way to tell where you made this up to get us to pray for your 'babies.'

Why don't you post us a pic. That way we can compare the two????:grin:

Hey, its good to hear that you'll be just fine. Since my dad is a Urologist, I can understand probably what you went through, and the fact is, its a part of life. But its good that you went to the doctor as soon as you noticed something wrong.

Dayum, I'm a bit slow I guess...glad to hear you get to keep both of your nuts for now! As for the celebration, put a rubber band around the wrist of your weapon of choice and wrap it enough times to where it slowly cuts off circulation to your hand. That way it almost feels like someone else is doing it.

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Originally posted by Orangeman
Why don't you post us a pic. That way we can compare the two????:grin:

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I don't hardly think so, and joking or not, you wanting to see my nuticles has me deeply disturbed. :eek2: