What happened too it? It made me wanna lick Garlic salt
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What happened too it? It made me wanna lick Garlic salt
Mmmmm Garlic salt...
This one time a monkey asked me if I had ever seen Joan Rivers sleep with an one armed Aardvark? I couldn't believe that he wasn't wearing a shirt but had shorts. Cute shorts too, had little bananna's on them.
i have socks on.
the chair is against the wall
my laptop is floating.
You are all wicked high...pass on the good stuff!
Did I miss something? My brain must be gone..(though it could be having a day off with my 6 year old son combined with 90 degree temps..):eek2:
and the home.....of......the............brave!!!!!!!!
bloody hell
Hmmm...I was wondering how long it would be before Aardvarks entered the conversation.
Oh by the way... Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
Love.doc square one
Ok some ppl think love is the key to happy ness I see it different ly
I think its sex,,
Sex is the key to all happyness
Anyboddy ever experienced sex would know when its over and you kick her ace out that’s it youre happy
Now ever been in love now thats some wicked shirt
Love you know what that **** will do to ya,
It farces youre ace up
Ever been their cmon, man that girl , you know you kinda cant say no too its been deleted from youre vocabulary by the love bug
Its like will you do something for me, can you say no? nope aint happening not at this point? no that love is talking directly to you mind here like no controll its over tilt,extra ball, free games ect.. ching ching,, the word no Aint happening here that love shirts got youre mind
Its like youre in love next thing you know youre saying yes il wade throught that 6 foot deep oozing shirt crick
Clime that 200 foot pile of monkey shirt, swing from tree to tree like tarzan
Single handeedly capture hasama binlaudin,restore peace in isreal, and convince all lesbians men are really beter, last one hurts don’t it,.
Yes that love shirt hits and all of a sudden youre indiana jones here
Man like no its not because of sex,, nope that’s done and over with and youre still looking for some releif
That you aint getting,
Next thing you know shes sayin no I don’t want to see you again, and youre like president clinton lookin for a light for youre cigar
And youre down at the liqour store studying to become an alcaholic
Youre down their every day proof reading till they get that new cashier and you finally get her phone number and youre back to square one again hello
Love stinks , or does it ive never smelled it coming myself!
I love you you love me…………..
How much Cabo Wabo did THAT one take......:p :DQuote:
Originally posted by ephmynus
Love.doc square one
Ok some ppl think love is the key to happy ness I see it different ly
I think its sex,,
Sex is the key to all happyness
Anyboddy ever experienced sex would know when its over and you kick her ace out that’s it youre happy
Now ever been in love now thats some wicked shirt
Love you know what that **** will do to ya,
It farces youre ace up
Ever been their cmon, man that girl , you know you kinda cant say no too its been deleted from youre vocabulary by the love bug
Its like will you do something for me, can you say no? nope aint happening not at this point? no that love is talking directly to you mind here like no controll its over tilt,extra ball, free games ect.. ching ching,, the word no Aint happening here that love shirts got youre mind
Its like youre in love next thing you know youre saying yes il wade throught that 6 foot deep oozing shirt crick
Clime that 200 foot pile of monkey shirt, swing from tree to tree like tarzan
Single handeedly capture hasama binlaudin,restore peace in isreal, and convince all lesbians men are really beter, last one hurts don’t it,.
Yes that love shirt hits and all of a sudden youre indiana jones here
Man like no its not because of sex,, nope that’s done and over with and youre still looking for some releif
That you aint getting,
Next thing you know shes sayin no I don’t want to see you again, and youre like president clinton lookin for a light for youre cigar
And youre down at the liqour store studying to become an alcaholic
Youre down their every day proof reading till they get that new cashier and you finally get her phone number and youre back to square one again hello
Love stinks , or does it ive never smelled it coming myself!
I love you you love me…………..
Ohk now about bying the cowQuote:
Originally posted by DocPC
How much Cabo Wabo did THAT one take......:p :D
<bash on>
Alright heres what I have to say about marrige
Alright evr since the "first crush"syndrome
Gals always look forward to having babies
Wich is why they get married
Not to have childrem by birth but to marry that son so they
Have a big babie to look after
And eaeven after having kids the sir is always cosidered the "oldest son"
And yes guy that's right remember how mom used to
Be so annoying , nagging , and severley riritateing
Girls have seen this and liked it so much they want their fair
Share of driving men to drink,and giving them a ride to the bar
Men on the otherhand need something to complian about so they
find some one who will put up with their shirt
Just like mom used to have to,
And you gals thought us guys were this way by accident
No no ugh uhh way we love to get eaven with you by giving you something to chronic about
we do our own thing pretty darn good dont we!
Yeah we really love to go out to eat wich is why we agrevate you till you burn supper
We loved drivein mom nuts so much we married one ok
Alright guys don't by the cow when you get the milk fer free
Actualy im not married and I just keep telling em
Flat out I alreaddy have had one thing in life that acted like my mother
That was my mother , I don't wish to go through it again,
Only problem I have an extra set of pearent now my brother got married
what that means if i get maried, sigh ,, some day ill have 2 mother inlaws ... i just cant win
<bash off> my worthless uninvited one sided ego tistical 2 cents
Speaking of fat, today is Monica Lewinsky's birthday..Can you believe it? Monica turned 28 this week. It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling around on her hands and knees:D
my malady has a first name its G A W D A W F U L
my malady has a second name its H A N G O V E R
hly crap just mega sneezedd and hangover factor just increased 9 billion times, i want to die