Wanted: One moron

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September 22nd, 2003, 02:34 PM
King Grover

Wanted: One moron

please apply below.

Thank you,

TSS mid management.
September 22nd, 2003, 02:43 PM
Johnny Blaze

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Grover

please apply below.

Thank you,

TSS mid management.

I'm right here chief
September 22nd, 2003, 03:12 PM
Mayet

You need a Moron??.....There has been a few really Moronic Trolls hanging around the chat lately...Please take at least one of them............
September 22nd, 2003, 03:19 PM
gazzak

David Blaine doesn't get out of his plastic box for a good few weeks yet, maybe you can wait?
September 22nd, 2003, 03:35 PM
King Grover

This is a semi-full/part time job. I will post more info about this position tomorrow. All moron, idiots and stupidheads are welcome to apply.

Thank you.
September 22nd, 2003, 04:07 PM
Ya_know

Let me guess, you are taking some time off, and need someone to fill in for you. I don't think anyone could measure up to your legacy. You really are a top notch moron!
September 22nd, 2003, 04:59 PM
Orangeman

What does TSS mean?

Toxic Shock Syndrome or
Turret Syndrome Society?

And BTW, who the F*&k ya Callin' a Moron, ya G&D*DMN Fl&ck*ng G&&K, Who The F*ck Y@ Think Ya ARE, YSh*?THead B@st@rd? I could go on byt you get the idea.
September 23rd, 2003, 06:15 AM
Cobra X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orangeman

What does TSS mean?

Toxic Shock Syndrome or
Turret Syndrome Society?

And BTW, who the F*&k ya Callin' a Moron, ya G&D*DMN Fl&ck*ng G&&K, Who The F*ck Y@ Think Ya ARE, YSh*?THead B@st@rd? I could go on byt you get the idea.

TSS = This-Site-Sucks. We need a new Webby, because our old one broke.

We just need someone who's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, but still funny. And if you pick up chicks on Yahoo, that would be a plus too.
September 23rd, 2003, 06:18 AM
Orangeman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien

TSS = This-Site-Sucks. And if you pick up chicks on Yahoo, that would be a plus too.

Why do you think they call it Yahoo?

....wait.....how come you want only one moron? : :uke: uke:
September 23rd, 2003, 08:21 AM
hudsonsmith

Well there is the individual opening up four year old threads...
September 23rd, 2003, 08:50 AM
Cobra X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orangeman

Why do you think they call it Yahoo?

....wait.....how come you want only one moron? : :uke: uke:

We only want one moron cuz we only need one moron. Webby was the guy but now that he's broke we need a new one.
September 23rd, 2003, 09:24 AM
Cleetus

Qt?
September 23rd, 2003, 10:04 AM
King Grover

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orangeman

What does TSS mean?

Toxic Shock Syndrome or
Turret Syndrome Society?

And BTW, who the F*&k ya Callin' a Moron, ya G&D*DMN Fl&ck*ng G&&K, Who The F*ck Y@ Think Ya ARE, YSh*?THead B@st@rd? I could go on byt you get the idea.

Does that mean you're interested?
September 23rd, 2003, 10:06 AM
King Grover

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ya_know

Let me guess, you are taking some time off, and need someone to fill in for you. I don't think anyone could measure up to your legacy. You really are a top notch moron!

sorry, you're not qualified. work on your skills and try again if we ever need another. keep that chin up, trooper.
September 23rd, 2003, 10:15 AM
Quiet Thunder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleetus

Qt?

Try again redneck. :P
September 23rd, 2003, 10:30 AM
Ya_know

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Grover

sorry, you're not qualified. work on your skills and try again if we ever need another. keep that chin up, trooper.

It's Ok to be less than qualified for some things! Like an utter moron…I guess I will continue to miss the boat!!! Happy sailing! :rolleyes:
September 23rd, 2003, 11:22 AM
Budd

how is the new webby gonna be hired? is it a gonna be like a group vote? or just a management decision?
September 23rd, 2003, 12:20 PM
King Grover

hmmmm....

Clarett?

I'm going to send my scouts out to take a look at that moron.
September 23rd, 2003, 12:30 PM
Major Kong

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Grover

hmmmm....

Clarett?

I'm going to send my scouts out to take a look at that moron.

A moron? Quite possibly, but a soon to be very rich moron nonetheless. :(

Maybe he will end up in Green Bay. You could then drive up and taunt him. :D
September 23rd, 2003, 01:03 PM
Cobra X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Budd

how is the new webby gonna be hired? is it a gonna be like a group vote? or just a management decision?

All candidates will be judged by a panel of Yahoo chicks.
September 23rd, 2003, 01:06 PM
Quiet Thunder

Maybe we should see if we can hire JMM to be a temporary replacement till we find Webby's successor
September 23rd, 2003, 02:34 PM
Budd

hell no QT, we a hard enough time getting rid of jmm the first time around
September 23rd, 2003, 02:51 PM
Darkstar

Where's Mod King when we need him? :confused:
September 23rd, 2003, 03:19 PM
Orangeman

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Grover

This is a semi-full/part time job. I will post more info about this position tomorrow. All moron, idiots and stupidheads are welcome to apply.

Thank you.

I have some questions.

What do you need this moron for? Do you have a job for him/her?

Does he/she have to be moron with computers, an all-around-general moron or an absolutely-complete retard?

Does this person have to be so stupid you he can't figure out his left from his right, or just the kind of person who will screw up when you need him most?

Is this person the kind of person that Everyone thinks is a moron or just you?

There are some people who are actually quite intelligent who are masquerading as morons because they don't want to get called on all the time. How do you tell the difference?

I'm surprised you can't pick your own moron seeing that you Are advertising in the Tech Lounge. :drink:
Doesn't that make YOU the moron.... :thumbs:
September 23rd, 2003, 04:09 PM
King Grover

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orangeman

I have some questions.

What do you need this moron for? Do you have a job for him/her?

Does he/she have to be moron with computers, an all-around-general moron or an absolutely-complete retard?

Does this person have to be so stupid you he can't figure out his left from his right, or just the kind of person who will screw up when you need him most?

Is this person the kind of person that Everyone thinks is a moron or just you?

There are some people who are actually quite intelligent who are masquerading as morons because they don't want to get called on all the time. How do you tell the difference?

I'm surprised you can't pick your own moron seeing that you Are advertising in the Tech Lounge. :drink:
Doesn't that make YOU the moron.... :thumbs:

I'm looking for a moron that will take the verbal and mental beatings and keep returning for more. Complete retards are fine.

They should be the kind of stupid that forgets where his power button is on his PC, yet manages to operate one anyhow.

I'm looking for the moron that acknowledges the fact that he/she is a moron and is not ashamed of the fact.

You interested? Tell me a little bit about yourself and how you could benefit us by joining the team.
September 23rd, 2003, 06:14 PM
Orangeman

Nope, I'm too smart to be a moron... :)

I know, below are pictures of four morons.

Strom
the Baby
Arnold
the Monkey

Which do you think is the Biggest moron???

http://www.members.aol.com/jpb701/strom http://www.members.aol.com/jpb701/baby http://www.members.aol.com/jpb701/arnold https://forums.windrivers.com/
September 23rd, 2003, 10:43 PM
Dr.J

I want the old original Webby back, d@^^!t

replacement must be funny! and just a little

smarter then Grover! :mult:
September 24th, 2003, 08:01 AM
Kymera

Hey, can I just make people feel like morons?
September 24th, 2003, 08:07 AM
NooNoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kymera

Hey, can I just make people feel like morons?

Why do you get the easy job? :p
September 24th, 2003, 11:15 AM
Budd

Quote:

Originally Posted by NooNoo

Why do you get the easy job? :p

because shes evil, mean, and nasty enough to do it
September 24th, 2003, 11:37 AM
Dr.J

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kymera

Hey, can I just make people feel like morons?

You already have that job! Your pain in the *** Dept. head!
September 24th, 2003, 12:00 PM
Kymera

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.J

You already have that job! Your pain in the *** Dept. head!

Woohoo. I freaking ROCK!

Dr. J I officially nominate you as my Executive in charge of TP.
September 24th, 2003, 01:45 PM
Dr.J

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kymera

Woohoo. I freaking ROCK!

Dr. J I officially nominate you as my Executive in charge of TP.

Thanks ! But I already own the site! so I have a job it's paying all the bills, and keeping cobra out of trouble :D
September 24th, 2003, 02:06 PM
Cleetus

Qt?