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Your mom is so fat her picture fell down
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This is the your Mom thread. Have fun. I'll start.
Your mom is so fat her picture fell down
Your mamma is so fat when we took her to the zoo the elephants threw peanuts to her!
No, Your Momma!!!
Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Your Mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
your momma is so fat, she skates on 18 wheelers.
your momma is so poor, she waves a popsicle and call it AC
Your momma is so poor she can't even pay attention...
What sexual position causes the ugliest kids? Ask your mom.
Don't make fun of fat people, jerk. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovetheusers
:D :D :D
Yo mamma is soooooo fat she was standing on a street corner and two cops told her to break it up!
how about an older "yo momma joke"
your momma is like nintendo, entertainment system !!
your momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter
:uke:Quote:
Originally Posted by PeLiGrOsO
yo momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn
"yo momma so bad, she's just like skool on Thanksgiving....NO CLASS"
My momma's blown more poles than a hurricane... oh wait, this is supposed to be about your momma... :sad:
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the pool jumped out.
Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
Yo mama so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress kids line up for the school bus.
Yo mama is like a lolipop. 10 cents a lick.
Ok I'll quit now.
Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!
Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean
Yo mama's so fat she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
your momma is so ugly, you put her face on cookie dough to make holloween cookies.
your momma is so ugly, if she stands on the rail road track, it will make the train stop and take a dirt road.
your momma is so stupid, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
your momma is so stupid she pays to get off the bus
your momma is like a dc-10 guaranteed to go down
your momma is so stupid she saw her reflection in a pool and almost drowned trying to save herself
You momma so fat, when she hangs around the house, she hangs AROUND the house.
Yo momma is so fat, that after sex I roll over twice and I am still on her
You so nasty...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jediab
Yo mamma's so fat she tried to haul a$$ but it took her two trips.
Your momma is so fat, it takes 2 hours just to download her pic !!!!! :D
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Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
could it be that she is using DIAL-UP???????/
Yo mama so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
yo mama so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.
yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsickle stick and calls it AC
Yo momma's like a 7-11...
She's open all night, hot to go, and for 75 cents, she'll give you a slurpy!
Yo mamma is so fat she was standing on a street corner the other day and two cops told her to break it up!
Yo mamma is so easy that last week she gave the Lincoln Memorial a hand job.
I bet your momma is so easy she even brags about it when she say's where she's from I-DA-HO!
Holy thread ressurection batman!
:D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by PuterGeekGirl
is so stupid that she thinks playing solitaire with cards will help her computer skills :rolleyes:
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