How many times can my co-worker get up today from his desk to walk around, or just to walk past my cube to annoy the crap out of me?
its 12:08PM
I have counted so far 8 times (thats from out of his seat to somewere back into seat)
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How many times can my co-worker get up today from his desk to walk around, or just to walk past my cube to annoy the crap out of me?
its 12:08PM
I have counted so far 8 times (thats from out of his seat to somewere back into seat)
I'll vote 20... People who do that do it out of compulsion.. probably cause they are too nosy for there own good,
man its driving me crazy, he does no work, he eats all day long, cookes crap in his microzap to make me puke. Gets up walks right by my cube then comes back in like 1 sec later to his seat grrr. and his stupid 180 keys on thats stupid key ring hanging outside of his pants annoys the crap out of me and everyone else. I mean wtf! he isnt a janitor... Then he also sits down like he did alot of work, giving off a "aaaarph!" sound :(
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You could always have my coworker, shouts never talks, adds a milion "likes" and "you knows" into every conversation, and thinks that the proper fix for excel errors is to clean temp int folder and run regclean, in fact, teh fix for everything on earth is clean tem int folder and run regclean which for some reason because I have never watched how she does it it takes up to 4 hours to perform,
But at least there are no keys and no stinky food, I feel bad for you dude.
add 3 more times
Crap, I was just drinking when I read that, heheheheheQuote:
Originally Posted by +Daemon+
since I got this job I feel like Ive gotton stupider ummm
thing im loosing brain cells https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Geez, how many times did he move about when you had fire coming down on ya's?
BTW
How it all work out for you?https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
good good, it was comming south right at us, about half a mile from my house, then the winds changed and it headed west away from us, what our luck eh? well not good luck for the poeple west and north :(Quote:
Originally Posted by TripleRLtd
Lol she probably worked for some help desk. I mean isn't that what they always tell you to do first? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
I suppose you could start getting out of your chair, walking around HIS cubicle and eat potato chips...:D
I suppose you coudl also get out of your cubicle and start blowing your nose (all over HIS cubicle)
I suppose you could leave really raunchy stuff all over the micro-nuker, like tacos with hotsauce, fish sticks , and various and sundry things that smell.
I have an idea, Why don't you just NOT Bathe for about a week and start walking around him and see if he likes it....:D
ahhh yes.... well I did catch him snoring on the job once, we video taped it put it as a mpg and put it on his startup that was funny....
but ummm I like the potato chip idea
oh look at that he walked right by me, oh he is going again
:(
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Originally Posted by +Daemon+
4 passes of 40 lb test fishing line, 6 inchs off the floor.
My personal favorite was to shrink wrap EVERYTHING on the desk. I mean everything. keyboard, mouse, monitor, chair, books, paperwork, desk if you can manage it.
AHHAHAHAHHA thats soo funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Matridom
so far 12 pass's today..
well he has been in a meeting for the last 2 hours.. lets see what happens in the next hour
me and the shipping lady had a go at each other for a week, she got in 2 hours before i did.. but i left 2 hours after she did.Quote:
Originally Posted by +Daemon+
She called it quits when i boxed here chair, including popcorn.. I then had her computer shrink wraped (provided holes for ventilation) the computer would start up and run, but with the keybopard in shrink wrap it was hard. I brough it to artistry when i shrink wraped her mouse ball inside her mouse, then shrink wraped the mouse.
Did i mention everything had shipping labels?
Well, maybe the situation will take care of itself .... :thumbs:
In the meantime, how about eating lots of Mexican food at lunch, then stand by his cubicle while he listens to the music play... :thumbs2:
14 pass's
15
Wow, I wouldn't want to work with you and get on your nerves...which I do now, so.... glad I don't work with you!https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2007/09/1.gifhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2007/09/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Matridom
I'd probably end up shrink wrapped.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
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Originally Posted by TripleRLtd
You don't want to know what happened to my desk.
I got in one morning and found my entire desk was moved into the shipping department....right down to the cold coffee i left at the desk.
Sort of like WinDrivers, don't ya think?https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Sounds like a fun place actually.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
piss in his chair while he's gone.
Dude, that aain't funny, my last job was at a place that was so freaking ghetto, low rent, nastyville in the people they hired, people would piss in their own seats, and not even get up afterwards. Then we would go through the call center shooting out a new image or whatever, and had to be so stinky wary of where we sat.Quote:
Originally Posted by shamus
:uke:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
like I was serious... :rolleyes: now I gotta ask..... why was teh Cleetus working there?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
They hired me, and it was unbelievable experience and the tech crew I worked with was first rate. In our main site alone we had some 2000 computers, 7 different campaigns of call center types, plus company headquarters with all the executives. We also serviced two other 500-700 seat centers in the area, and got to go build up sites all across the US. It was just the people you have to hire to sit on the phones for AT&T, out bound sales(cold calling that is getting blocked these days), onlie banks, cell phone companies, Playstation, and so on. Things were always changing and you really needed to know your stuff, it was great.
How come you got let go?
Left behind a promotion into the network department for the whole nation for the love of a woman in a different city. We split and I am stuck here.
ouch...nothin' like a sharp stick in the eye...sorry man. :sad:
well this is somthing I might need :)
http://www.ghostzilla.com/
surf the net in other apps... word, outlook etc
Whoa! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by +Daemon+
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Originally Posted by a d e p t
pretty schweet, oh and it can run from a cd without installing the appQuote:
If someone comes too close, move the mouse away from the Web page and it disappears, leaving the original application frame. When the coast clears, another mouse move brings Ghostzilla and the Web page back inside your application.
Hey, that's how I ended up in Florida, and then on to an Island.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Could have been worse, though: I could still be in the NYC area of NJ https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
still butting heads with the faculty and admins at the college I used to work athttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Change can be good.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
Which is how you became a WinDrivers regular.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by +Daemon+
Slick, real slick.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif