New work hazard found

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November 24th, 2003, 10:28 AM
Archer

New work hazard found

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November 24th, 2003, 10:37 AM
confus-ed

From a boys perspective - :thumbs: ... but methinks as with all things female there may be 'unexpected' consequences ! ... Stand by (or should that be back!?!). :D
November 24th, 2003, 10:39 AM
Wayward Clam

ROFLMAO!!!

hehehe... now surely some enterprising female must be able to come up with the male equivalent to this... :D
November 24th, 2003, 11:06 AM
firemonkey

lol that is funny I am bringing that to my HAZMAT class.

HAZMAT (is hazardas matterials)
MSDS (matterial safty data sheet, companies MUST keep a record of all possibly harmful substances on site in this book available to all employies)

I went fire geek there, but it is very funny.
November 24th, 2003, 11:17 AM
Gollo

Quote:

Originally Posted by firemonkey

lol that is funny I am bringing that to my HAZMAT class.

HAZMAT (is hazardas matterials)
MSDS (matterial safty data sheet, companies MUST keep a record of all possibly harmful substances on site in this book available to all employies)

I went fire geek there, but it is very funny.

So what your saying is that should be in the MSDS correct? :D
November 24th, 2003, 11:25 AM
Major Kong

Quote:

Originally Posted by firemonkey

lol that is funny I am bringing that to my HAZMAT class.

HAZMAT (is hazardas matterials)
MSDS (matterial safty data sheet, companies MUST keep a record of all possibly harmful substances on site in this book available to all employies)

I went fire geek there, but it is very funny.

Aye but the sheet lacks one thing that is essential to a MSDS. It does not provide ANY disposal options when the element becomes a waste. Hmm...nor does it have any info on proper containment procedures when the element spills. :p
November 24th, 2003, 11:55 AM
FatalException0E

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Originally Posted by Major Kong

Aye but the sheet lacks one thing that is essential to a MSDS. It does not provide ANY disposal options when the element becomes a waste. Hmm...nor does it have any info on proper containment procedures when the element spills. :p

Disposal is not very difficult, but it is VERY expensive. You spend nearly all your money and lose most personal posessions. Containment isn't too bad. It really depends on the method of the spill. If its an alcohol induced spill, just scoop her up and drag off to bed. If its an emotional spill, adding flowers or chocolate is the best method.
November 24th, 2003, 01:01 PM
amyb

hmmm

Oh never mind..it's Monday.. :bor:
November 24th, 2003, 01:17 PM
Ya_know

I really could have used this warning a little sooner... ;)

I now have a hell of a hazard to clean up.
November 24th, 2003, 01:20 PM
Archer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ya_know

I really could have used this warning a little sooner... ;)

I now have a hell of a hazard to clean up.

Self inflicted procreation doesn't count in fact it could even lead to your prosecution under the H&S acts related to self inflicted injuries:D
November 24th, 2003, 01:34 PM
amyb

now wait..

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Originally Posted by Archer

Self inflicted procreation doesn't count in fact it could even lead to your prosecution under the H&S acts related to self inflicted injuries:D

Is Ya_know talking about "work" or "home" hazards? If it is "home", this would fall into a different category. :p
November 24th, 2003, 02:27 PM
Ya_know

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Originally Posted by Archer

Self inflicted procreation doesn't count in fact it could even lead to your prosecution under the H&S acts related to self inflicted injuries:D

From where in your feeble little mind did you conjure that one up? Because you choke the chicken on a daily basis, doesn’t mean that every time a vague statement is made it implies that others are as pitiful as you are. What I was referring to was pissing off a woman, and having to clean up a hazardous spill created by her frustration. The last time you pissed off a women was last night, when you slammed the screen door on your momma’s house on your way in for the night, then using the last of her lotion to grease yourself up before going to bed…alone. :eek2:
November 24th, 2003, 02:34 PM
Archer

OOH eer !...........mother this crazy mans pikin on me :D
November 24th, 2003, 02:52 PM
Major Kong

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ya_know

I really could have used this warning a little sooner... ;)

I now have a hell of a hazard to clean up.

That's when you have to be prepared and have an emergency spill containment kit handy. The items listed in Fatal's post are not only necessary, but should be a standard requirement! Flowers (roses are the best choice, but carnations will do in a pinch), balloons and chocolates are excellent choices. Then there is always the Spill Control Hot Line that is handy to have 1-800-Diamonds for those MAJOR & MESSY EPISODES! :D
November 24th, 2003, 04:11 PM
Wayward Clam

There is another instability of this element that should be on the MSDS, the fact that it has a roving cycle of instability that appears to be the worst when the moon is in certain phases...
November 24th, 2003, 07:20 PM
amyb

Heyyyy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayward Clam

There is another instability of this element that should be on the MSDS, the fact that it has a roving cycle of instability that appears to be the worst when the moon is in certain phases...

I resemble that remark :flame:
November 25th, 2003, 04:19 AM
confus-ed

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Originally Posted by amyb

I resemble that remark :flame:

What you are a girl ... or a werewolf !? or just a plain old lunatic :D
November 25th, 2003, 09:10 AM
amyb

it all depends

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Originally Posted by confus-ed

What you are a girl ... or a werewolf !? or just a plain old lunatic :D

sometimes, all three. :devil: (kidding, of course)
November 25th, 2003, 09:17 AM
confus-ed

I'll do a 'Doc' to that comment ...

:grin:
November 25th, 2003, 09:20 AM
Archer

OOH!..whip me!.......whip me! you little devil ;) :D
November 25th, 2003, 09:48 AM
confus-ed

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

OOH!..whip me!.......whip me! you little devil ;) :D

I dunno what this'll do to my 'rep' :rolleyes: :D ... but feeling helpful today - your wish is my command !

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November 25th, 2003, 01:43 PM
Archer

I was after a MINX not a JINX :p :D:D
November 25th, 2003, 07:01 PM
amyb

The MINX is here

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

I was after a MINX not a JINX :p :D:D

Happy Thanksgiving :butt: :p
November 25th, 2003, 07:18 PM
slgrieb

Must say that I am not surprised to see all the women out there standing aloof from this nonsense! Naturally, this is just a reflection of their mature, nurturing natures. We humble males can only stand in awe as they hold themselves aloof from our apish and grotesque caperings.

Or perhaps they are just looking for a man to explain it.
November 25th, 2003, 07:20 PM
slgrieb

And did I mention that I pray to God my wife doesn't read past the first page and find this post?
November 26th, 2003, 09:56 AM
Diver01

I have it on very good authority that all women are nuts!! One of em told me so!! She totally admitted it! ;) :thumbs: :p :devil: