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Electrodes? Haven't they ever heard of a tongue?
Hi there,
Geez, I geuss all of us guys are getting useless since machines do better jobs pleasing females. :)
Ju Leon...
That's because you are weak and ineffective.Quote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
The rest of us "guys" have no problem.
Hi there,
Well, youngs guys are, well, young, dumb and full of... *lol* :) So, I don't count myself as weak and ineffective. I find most guys are more into pleasing themselves then actually pleasing the female. Female need something more then just pleasure, it's more emotional, deeper then that (that includes foreplay). Not to mention, sensual, touching, gazing, even talking time to time. :) No machine can do that. :)
Ju Leon...
err how did you find that?Quote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
And what females are you dating? I've been with my wife for 7 years, the emotinal romance stuff took second place after the 1st year. Now it's make me have an orgasm or else. Women are into to pleasure and perversion as much as men are (if not more). I'll agree she wants the romance stuff out of the bed in everyday life but in bed, she wants the same thing as me : great sex.
Hi there,
NooNoo, uhh... no foreplay for guys, just straight on to it. :) Well, most guys. Just females demand more then just that and most guys ignored that.
Ju Leon...
OK, and again, how do you know this? Where you watching? :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
Hi there,
NooNoo, because I'm not the typical guy. :) I do read articles about females needs and I do understand. *lol* How can I put it, I'm like a male version feminist, well, sort of. I just think and understand what females goes through. :)
Ju Leon...
Quote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
yep you're not typical, most guys i know don't use "*lol*" in almost every one of their posts
Hi there,
It's cool not to be a typical guy. :)
Ju Leon...
you forgot the *lol*
I'm with Doc on this one... I don't care if "most guys" can't please women... makes them less competition for the one who says I please her... :D
The 90's are over no more sensitive males needed give her what she wants hot sex with multiple orgasms and a little r-e-s-p-e-c-t and she will LOVE you forever. If that dont work follow Doc's rule of thumb she can't get away if you tie her up first! :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
Whatever.
Keep em barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.
All I need is a fast internet connection and a box of tissues.
(I can't wait for the replies to this one)https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Hi there,
How can I put it, been there done that. *lol* Lucky for us guys, we save alot of money from toys. Nothing beats a good pair of hands. *lol*
As for nunob message, my reply, I think most guys (not all) are complete jerks. :)
Ju Leon...
Quote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
Are you a girrrrrrrrrrllllll ?
No, Inferno is just a kid that has no idea what is going on. He has watched too many teenage movies. He has nor real experiance with anything in the world that he talks about, be it the fairer sex, car insurance or anything else.
I think that "he" might still be having a few questions in his life he needs to answer.. Until then he will still just shoot his mouth off.
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Originally Posted by drewmaztech
You forgot the bottle of lotion in that equation......:D :devil: *lol* :devil:
the tongue never worked for me!! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by silencio
barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. what a ingenious thought (NOT) :butt:Quote:
Originally Posted by drewmaztech
Cause you never met me in person... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by amyb
Now, I am intrigued..(just kidding). :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
/me covers ears....lalalalalalalalalala :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
I have seen and personally experienced how being in touch and sensitive and that junk really just puts women off. Be a man, don't apologize, don't change, but what and who you are, take charge and everything else in and out of the bedroom easily falls into place. What women say, and what they really want are two completely different animals.
As far as the device, not every woman easily gets off, I say go for it
I can breath through my ears as a matter of fact. My toung is also double jointed...Quote:
Originally Posted by Coaster Creator
I bet all of your women fake it... :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Nope, it is called trust and communication, sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, just enjoy it when it happens, don't apologize when it don't. The biggest problem with women is that they are self defeating, it ain't the man, it is there own psyche most of the times. Get a women calm and only thinking of sex, and you get the big O everytime, but women just ain't wired that way. Which is why they don't need to hold jobs and the other stuff, it worries their fragile little minds way too much :cool: .
I haven't even thought about pleasing my wife. My main goal is to keep her from getting angry.
You should use that for your tagline.... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by jmani
Yet further proof why teh cleetus is single..... :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Yeah, cause I was a pussy bitch that tried to appease her and didn't look out for myself first. Since we broke up, and I have changed my outlook on things, she is calling me every weekend cause she can't get enough now. I decide waht I want when I want, if I want something I go for it. I don't apologize one bit for who I am.
Oh yeah, and most importnantly I am happy. You want to make a woman happy, be so yourself, be confident, have a good time, yet still be a gentleman always, and nothing will make her happier. Then again, I do live in a house with wicker wallpaper with 2 other dudes, a cat named skeeter, and a cat that I am getting in 2 weeks that is getting over the "clap" named lurleen, so I just might be wrong :thumbs:
WERD on that Yo!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Like Gene Simmons from KISS? Doublejointed! I bet your wife loves you!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know