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So it was bound to happen sooner or later. Ken and Barbie have officially broke up.
So all you Nay-Sayers who said the sanctity of marriage would be killed by homosexuals better apologize.
It's all Barbie's fault. Next comes the plague of locusts and the baptizm of fire and the beast shall rise from the pit of darkness. And Iron Maiden will provide the soundtrack.
hide now. :p
I don't know whether to laugh at the idiocy of the Barbie thing, or the lame allusions to bilical prophecy. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by craigmodius
both :thumbs:
Hi there,
Nah, just that Ken want to have children, but Barbie don't want to have them so she could keep her figure. *lol*
Ju Leon...
Sort of like you, huh, julie? What are your measurement BTW?https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
I heard Ken and GI Joe were living with Rosie O' Donnell.
You didn't ever undress a Ken doll, did you :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
Hi there,Quote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
Ken has no Willy ! *lol* Now, even I feel good !
Julie On ...
Trip - It's me keeps pretending to be 'Jules' & being 'Julie On Drugs' - don't get all deliberatley confus-ed, two of us at it, could prove fatal ! :D
Darn fine print. There's always some darn fine print. Now I see I am being traded because I didn't read the darn fine print...Quote:
Originally Posted by confus-ed
Get back on that thread & work out a counter-trade then ! :p ... offer them Gollo ! :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by TripleRLtd
Yeah, I heard the story. Barbie has run off with Blaine, and Australian boogie-boarder.
Heh. My girlfriend's daughter's room frequently looks like the site of a barbie orgy. naked and half-naked barbies and kens lying all over the place in odd positions.
I'd love to, but I have noo power...https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by confus-ed
Cool! :thumbs: Something to look forward to at the End Of The World (tm).Quote:
Originally Posted by craigmodius
I know it is :sad: about Ken and Barbie splitting, but have you seen the new doll Matell has come out with?
Divorced Barbie : Comes with all of Ken's accessories! :devil: :devil:
As long as they don't do any of their new stuff!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Commander Klarg
WTF?Quote:
Originally Posted by confus-ed
You're just dead weight. We need some fresh new posters... :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gollo
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Originally Posted by silencio
Actually, this is the "modern" Barbie.
In the fifties you got married 'until death do you part'
In the 2000's you divorce at the drop of a hat....:D
Face it, Barbie's a wh*re,
(and a bad example for kids) :devil:
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Originally Posted by Ya_know
"Run to the hills.....run for your li-i-ife!!!"
I knew it!! I heard shes been seen around town with GIJoe in his Hummer!! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Hi there,
I think Barbie isn't that horrible, it's the general picture of the mass media, projecting that having the "perfect" body crap to us. Hell, all of us knows there is no such thing as perfection, nor what's called "normal". :)
Ju Leon...
HAAAAA. Ah...to easy...never mind.....https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
BTW Ju, a 1960's star by the name of Sandra Dee (the Gidget series) was model from which Barbie's proportions were drawn....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
Actually I did undress a Barbie once. It was anatomically correct to. And it wasn't named Barbie. It was named Lola.Quote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
Only lasted a few days though. Popped on a belt buckle. Cost $34 to get a new one. :D :devil:
If you look really close up Barbie's skirt with Steve Austins bionic eye you can see pubes.