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Scientists believe that the disappearance of the water is most likely due to the Martian's reluctance to install low flow toilet and shower fixtures in their bathrooms
Scientists have also discovered what they believe to be the last recording of a martian civilization made moments before life was extinct on the planet...
Recently discovered Martian Recording
Sure it uses 1/2 the water but you have to flush 3 times.... Now thats progressQuote:
Originally Posted by meatwad
When I renovated my bathroom I made sure to keep the old turd monster toilet. It's never backed up once :D I wonder if I can take it with me when I move...
Or how about those low-flo shower heads? The ones that blow a damp fog at you. Takes me 15 minutes to rinse my hair out.
Ewe folkz realize ya can go into them thar low flow showers and remove the restricter thingabob? ;)
Hmmm...I always thought life on Mars ended when them folks stopped grokking each other?
I think it ended when they all came to Earth....Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Kong
Thats funny there is quite a few people on the earth that need to get a life..Quote:
Originally Posted by edball
Inferno for example
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Originally Posted by Escape_Driver
You gotta hold the handle down for a while when it flushes. 'Least that's what my parents have to do. Kind of a pain.
You guys don't like the low flow shower heads? What kind are you using, 'cause the ones I get at Kmart work pretty well, they just don't peel your skin off like the other ones do. :) Of couse, now that I don't have to pay for water I've got the good old skin peeler installed.
:butt: and then i have to hold the handle man thats SO much work.
I got one of those low flow toilets, 1.6 gallons to be precise, and man, those turds don't stand a chance! It likes them up nicely, and sends them down the pipe witout even a streak on the side!Quote:
Originally Posted by silencio
I have the older model in the kid’s bathroom, easier for them to climb onto it, then my oblong (ya_know what that’s for!!!), and theirs hangs up if you use two wipes. And the kids turds always float to the top at the last minutes, and there ain’ enough of the 6+ gallons already used left to do the job. Then you have to wait 3 minutes for it to fill up to try again. I once lost 15 minutes of my life on one of those crappers, that was when I decided to upgrade at least my own!
That is, quite possibly, the most disturbing thing I have ever read on this site! :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Hey man, it's straight up! I don't sugar coat it...if you can't take it, you might want to get out from under the porch since you can't hang with the big dogs!Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Shouldn't be, there's lots of crap here ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
I was talking about the fact that Ya_know was allowed to have children!!! :p :p :p :p :p :pQuote:
Originally Posted by gazzak
I_know, the poor dears...I got them doing pushups every time they foul up. You ever seen a 4 year old strong enough to bench a HP laser jet, full of paper?Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
The wife is against it, but she's benchin' my tool box as we speak, so she has enough to deal with that right now... :thumbs:
HEHEHE they think thats water
Sure hope they dont taste it
:butt: