Loose morals ...

So the guy next door but one has been there about a year now & I never thought too much about him, until this morning ... he minded his & I minded mine, not this morning though - lots & lots of SHOUTING ...

So me being me, off I goes to investigate ... present are neighbour, his 'wife' & their little one, & another woman with 2 little kiddies ..

Being worldly wise & all ... I figure its just some 'love triangle' & such is life - so off I wander to take my little girl to school - come back & we have policemen all over the place !

It turns out that neighbour isn't married to 'wife' (well thats not so bad ...) but the 'other woman' was infact neighbours wife's mother, & all three kids are the neighbours :eek2:...

So the 'mother' had tracked down 'ex' only to discover that she was 'a' a grandparent & 'b' her grandchilds father was the same as the father of two of her own !

The killer line was what ex/neighbour had to say to me :- "So what ? Its normal ... Just because you & others have different morals ..."

Huh ? Someone from the Cleetus family line is gonna have to explain the ins & outs of this to me :D

Ah Yes, a game the whole family can enjoy. Cuz you know the family that plays together stays together. :eek2:

Wow... :eek2:

I sincerely hope his genes are removed from the pool very rapidly and painfully and those that he as already passed them on to are purely recessives.

Definite Jerry Springer material.

perhaps a copy of this will helphttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

http://covers.allbookstores.com/c/10...ull/0830717161

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Originally Posted by NooNoo

I sincerely hope his genes are removed from the pool very rapidly and painfully and those that he as already passed them on to are purely recessives.

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Ahh but it takes 2. What about her controbution??

Didn't know you lived next door to me Confus-ed!!!!

Dam, my brother's uncle's sister's cousin's gramma is yer DAD

:flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:

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Originally Posted by Diver01

Ahh but it takes 2. What about her controbution??

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Does it? We are told that behaviour is not alright, the girl clearly wasn't. The man involved may or may not know the difference, that is true... but seems very difficult to believe.

Ed, what were the ages of father and "wife" and mother?

So wait a second, dude knocked up a mother/daughter combo?

SWEEEEEEEEEEET

See if they need any extras in the triangle. Might be fun.

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Originally Posted by ilovetheusers

See if they need any extras in the triangle. Might be fun.

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See, you need to be censored, not just Stern!

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Originally Posted by Cleetus

So wait a second, dude knocked up a mother/daughter combo?

SWEEEEEEEEEEET

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ROFLMAO!!! :D:D

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Originally Posted by Cleetus

So wait a second, dude knocked up a mother/daughter combo?

SWEEEEEEEEEEET

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I kind of thought Cleetus would be all over this thread.

Think he's just tuning up, this thread is severly in need of some dueling banjos for background music.

So am I the only one that has ever seen a hot mom and a her hot daughter and wanted to do them both?

Err. nope... :)

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Originally Posted by Cleetus

So am I the only one that has ever seen a hot mom and a her hot daughter and wanted to do them both?

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Ahhh, Ronbo. LMAO!! This might give away how much pr0n I used to download off usenet. :D

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Originally Posted by NooNoo

Does it? We are told that behaviour is not alright, the girl clearly wasn't. The man involved may or may not know the difference, that is true... but seems very difficult to believe.

Ed, what were the ages of father and "wife" and mother?

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So (now you made me a gossip ... I had to go ask all the other neighbours !) it turns out the guy is 32, the 'mom' is 'the same' (so no one 'knew' but we guess ..) & 'wife' who I thought was about 23-24 is only 17 !!!!!

So this is why the police turned up (Quick note for Americans - 16 is the legal age of consent here, but 'technically' you are a minor until 18) ...

'Mom' had lived with neighbour previously when she just had 'wife', neighbour & 'mom' then had two little kiddies (about 2 & 4 is my guess), neighbour left 'under a cloud' (pressumably this was his first 'move' on 'wife' - but I'm guessing ..) then 'wife' announced she was 'with child' & left 'mom' (to go live with a relative ?, but just 'left' them too - we think, but this is gossip!), but 'mom' has been searching for her .... Yesterday she found her.

Apparently the police can't charge him ! but crikey .... there's something very wrong somewhere here (The girl was over 16 or so close no-one can disprove her, when she conceived & wants to be with neighbour)...

Yup 'wife' is clearly besotted with 'neighbour' (& mighn't understand) but neighbour quite clearly understands the 'implications' ... the implication is that I'm gonna smack him in the mouth if he dares to say a word to me on the subject next time I see him !

32 and 17, sweet lord, mmmmm 32 and 17, I think I might need to go post in another thread about what I would like to do.

Now that's just sick. One question no one's asked : where's 'wife' 's dad?
I mean even if I was divorced from my wife and her new boyfriend got my daughter pregnant, maaaannnnnnnn......... Let's just quote Cypress hill "a bullet proof vest means Sh*t, when an infrared's pointed at your head kid!"

This poor 17 year old girl. Just wait until she hits 20 and realises how stupid she was. her life is done.

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Originally Posted by gtiseb

Now that's just sick. One question no one's asked : where's 'wife' 's dad?
I mean even if I was divorced from my wife and her new boyfriend got my daughter pregnant, maaaannnnnnnn......... Let's just quote Cypress hill "a bullet proof vest means Sh*t, when an infrared's pointed at your head kid!"

This poor 17 year old girl. Just wait until she hits 20 and realises how stupid she was. her life is done.

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With the great parenting she recieved and the people she surrounds herself with, I think it is going to be a long way past 20 before she realizes how screwed up things are. The sad part is that by that time, she will have already corrupted another generation. :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

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Originally Posted by gtiseb

Now that's just sick.

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What's so sick about it? :rolleyes: Woody Allen married his adopted daughter when she was 27:

http://www.ishipress.com/soon-yi.htm

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Originally Posted by Ya_know

What's so sick about it? :rolleyes: Woody Allen married his adopted daughter when she was 27:

http://www.ishipress.com/soon-yi.htm

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I think quoting Woody Allen 'as normal' illustrates the point, not disproves it :p

Original "mom's" kids are now uncle & aunt as well as half-brother/sister to "wifes" child, wife is also half-brother/sister of her step fathers child as well as its mum ! (as 'mom' was married to neighbour) ...If I figured it all out right !

Are you telling me that's 'right' ? - its gonna take some hellish explaining when all these little kids get bigger (I can't get it straight now !), I ain't surprised 'mom' got upset - she's gonna have to go look somewhere else to do it though in future - a for let sign appeared this afternoon & a big removal van about 10 minutes later ...

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Originally Posted by Camaro80z

With the great parenting she recieved and the people she surrounds herself with, I think it is going to be a long way past 20 before she realizes how screwed up things are. The sad part is that by that time, she will have already corrupted another generation. :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

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I couldn't agree more I mean all thats left is to teach the little ones how to fill out the food stamp and welfare paperwork and they will be well on their way to "Screwedupville" where they can breed. :eek2:

Please Please Please someone add some Chlorine to the gene pool...

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Originally Posted by confus-ed

I think quoting Woody Allen 'as normal' illustrates the point, not disproves it :p

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That was my point, numbskull! :p

Now I am confus-ed. The 17 year old wife... is the "neighbour" not only her "husband" but her father?

At least the US doesn't appear to have a monopoly on these freaks. Oh well. Confuse-ed, do me one big favor and make sure those bastards don't emmigrate. This is all sorts of screwed up, I can't really put it into words, or rather, words that the forum filters would let pass.

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Originally Posted by NooNoo

Now I am confus-ed. The 17 year old wife... is the "neighbour" not only her "husband" but her father?

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Not sure if I understand it or not but no... He was her step-father and father to her 2 siblings.... and then of course father to her child. In other words her siblings have the same father as her child.

Is that right or am I confus-ed too?

Where do you live ed? Mississippi, UK?

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Originally Posted by Cleetus

32 and 17, sweet lord, mmmmm 32 and 17, I think I might need to go post in another thread about what I would like to do.

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I'm reading your mail on that one buddy.

but I'm curious if the 17 yera old was HIS daughter or just the 32 year olds.

hmmm... yep Jerry Springer should be calling a house near you soon.

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Originally Posted by NooNoo

Now I am confus-ed. The 17 year old wife... is the "neighbour" not only her "husband" but her father?

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Step father as far as I can figure out, else I'm sure the police would have arrested him there & then ... but they lead 'mom' off - presumably to stop her killing someone ! :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Escape_Driver

Please Please Please someone add some Chlorine to the gene pool...

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I think its a heated salt system...... :devil:



but basically what you are saying is that the dude found that the statement "why go for mutton when there is a tender lamb available" rings true :devil: :devil:

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Originally Posted by silencio

Ahhh, Ronbo. LMAO!! This might give away how much pr0n I used to download off usenet. :D

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RONBO IS DA MAN!

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Originally Posted by Jediab

RONBO IS DA MAN!

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Isn't that the guy that does the late nite infomertials selling food processors, the flowbee, and spray paint to cover your bald spot?

haha that's funny