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I am starting to think I work with some pretty odd people here. Today's question at the office is:
If you were a fart, what would you smell like?
I am curious to hear the responces from the loonies we have here.
P.S. My answer was " Like race gas! :thumbs: "
Like 3-day old Mexican food... considering that's all I pretty much eat. :D
baby poop. . . . . and it's not because that all I pretty much eat. frankly I don't know why it happens, but I swear it does.
911 Wings from Hooters, since that is what I had for Dinner last night!
:devil: :flame: :flame:
Interesting question. A fart being the byproduct of something first consumed by a "greater" entity for the purpose of "nourishment" then sucked dry of water and broken down further by bacteria, I'd have to say I'd smell like rotten government cheese; it being tax time and all.
The more I think about it that's a great question. You need to apply a bit of lateral thought. The question isn't 'what do my farts smell like', it's 'what would I smell like'.
Stupid, whiny users mixed in with the ineptitude of FCW...
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Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Like a mushroom.
Because I'm swamped in sh*t and kept in the dark
Beef and cheese.
roses
like something died.
a long time ago.
in July.
you know when you go into an appartment building and smell other peoples cooking? and Your like ECH what are they cooking? That, plus crap
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Originally Posted by Khazad
like hot sick
If I was a fart I'd smell like a burned up motherboard or a blown capacitor.
Hi there,
Level 5 bio-hazard. :)
Ju Leon...
Dont you mean Canadian Brief [beef] :D
Does that smell anything like Mad Cow Disease?Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Hi there,
Mooooooooooo! :)
Ju Leon...
est possible non?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tekboy
my farts smell like nice and smelly.. :butt: Especially after I eat brocolli..whoa baby.
Brocolli ...........EEWWW! get it away from me!
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Originally Posted by silencio
Well I tend to disagree with that point. Now unless you follow through then because a fart consists of gas, albeit foul gas and the elements that make up the compound structure of a "fart" vary in weight as in comparison to our atmospheric pressure, then I would have to say that he odourous aroma of the fart in question would in fact, leave the body area, to fuse into the atmosphere around it and be share by other animated objects within close proximity. Therefore it is a fact due to the circumstances of the "fart", that the person carrying out this proceedure would not in fact be the smelly one, but the atmosphere around is the one participant of the act that "smells"
Big words for a fart too small to notice :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayet
GAG!..........................OK who let rip?
If I was a fart, I'd smell like sweat socks dug out from the bottom of the hamper.
Cabbage from yesterday's boiled dinner.
Food for thought. Just like the odor of food being cooked on the stove top boiling away, what gives this steam aroma. Answer, the steam being released from the cooked substance from the pot you're cooking your food in is releasing microscopic particles, particles of which are actual juices from the object that's being boiled out of the food you're cooking. Now what do you think gives a fart it's aroma, you guessed it. It's them particles of the turd and bacteria the gas you've just released from your a$$ been snuggling up against in your cohlen. Just remember that the next time someone farts next to you because you'll be inhaling actual mircoscoping particles that came from that persons a$$. Isn't that kind of disgusting, but have you ever noticed that you own farts smell ok, not yummy or anything, but still, they aren't anyway as offensive as gas from somebody elses a$$.
Actually, farts tend to stink because of gasses like methane and sulfur dioxide.Quote:
Originally Posted by Humilliation
:p
Yes, and partially because of what we ate. For instance. Ever ate at McDonalds and farted the next day only to be reminded of that Big Mac you ate last night(methane is ordorless and will pick up hitchhikers along it's way through the cohlen then out the spincter)? Particles of the food we ate previously that pass through our boddies faster generally tend to come out with similar odor. And yes, sometime you can fart and they'll have no odor at all. (Methane)Quote:
Originally Posted by FatalException0E
Not if there's a liquid chaser behind that fart, then the one who delt it would linger with that stank until he changed himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayet
That's a long page devoted to farts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Burger King onion ring farts are the worst.Quote:
Originally Posted by Humilliation
Machine Oil
Hell no bud. Pickled eggs and beer. That smell will clear out a room in record time. :uke:Quote:
Originally Posted by meatwad
Like I'm going to listen to some utensil half breed. :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spork
And we are supposed to listen to a talking meatball?Quote:
Originally Posted by meatwad
You are just mad because he has been a vechile to doom of so many of your kind! :thumbs:
Eat me. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Meat VS Spork.
Not much of a fight! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
I don't know.....those plastics sporks they used to give us at the school cafeteria couldn't stand up to much.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t