What's the worst song of all time?

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April 21st, 2004, 10:24 AM
JaxSon

What's the worst song of all time?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html

Personally, I think the worst song of all time is "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Puto... :devil:

Also, any song by Celine Dion.

Your thoughts?!?
April 21st, 2004, 10:30 AM
gazzak

Any UK Christmas number one! All crap without exception.

My personal worst was "save me all your loving" (or something close to that title), by Rene & Renato, think yourselves lucky you don't live in the UK. That stayed at No.1 for so long it did me serious mental damage in the 80's!!
April 21st, 2004, 10:30 AM
Spork

Anything by Michael Bolton. :uke:
April 21st, 2004, 10:39 AM
Ya_know

I actually like Starship... :sad:
April 21st, 2004, 10:41 AM
Major Kong

Ewe Left Me Just When I Needed Ewe Most - Randy Van Warmer
Tiptoe Through the Tulips - DocPC er...Tiny Tim ;)
April 21st, 2004, 10:43 AM
hudsonsmith

Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks
April 21st, 2004, 10:52 AM
NooNoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by hudsonsmith

Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks

OK, it was lame, but it was romantic... now Jimmy Osmond, Long haired lover from liverpool would qualify I reckon.
April 21st, 2004, 10:54 AM
edball

How about that 80's song, "Hey Mickey". I'm not sure if that's the right name, it went "Oh Mickey you're so fine". In the video the singer was dressed up like a cheerleader. It was wack.
April 21st, 2004, 10:54 AM
Escape_Driver

"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray was his worst song to some of his other stuff had good lyrics
April 21st, 2004, 11:05 AM
Stalemate

Even he's embarassed by it today.

For me, it's a toss up between Macarena and Don't Worry, Be Happy.

Both make me want to eat my own vomit.
April 21st, 2004, 11:18 AM
jitBob

Disco Duck - Rick Dees
I Got a Brand new Pair of Rollerskates - ???

Excuse me while I go retch just thinking about them.

Oh, and that cannibal song about Timothy.
April 21st, 2004, 11:23 AM
Stalemate

Quote:

Originally Posted by jitBob

...Oh, and that cannibal song about Timothy.

I don't believe I've had the pleasure of hearing that gem. :confused:
April 21st, 2004, 11:31 AM
silencio

Everything by Cat Stephens. http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/cwm/cwm/piss.gif
April 21st, 2004, 11:45 AM
jitBob

Quote:

Originally Posted by a d e p t

I don't believe I've had the pleasure of hearing that gem. :confused:

Miners rescued from a cave in and come up without Timothy. Circa 1971. Info here.
April 21st, 2004, 11:51 AM
Stalemate

Utter crap.
April 21st, 2004, 11:54 AM
hudsonsmith

Quote:

Originally Posted by NooNoo

OK, it was lame, but it was romantic... now Jimmy Osmond, Long haired lover from liverpool would qualify I reckon.

Romantic? The song's about suicide. Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky...

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehit...sunlyrics.html
April 21st, 2004, 11:58 AM
NooNoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by hudsonsmith

Romantic? The song's about suicide. Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky...

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehit...sunlyrics.html

Tis romantic when you are 14 fat and unhappy and its not suicide, just death, like a terminal illness... saying goodbye, preparation.
April 21st, 2004, 11:58 AM
edball

Quote:

Originally Posted by hudsonsmith

Romantic? The song's about suicide. Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky...

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehit...sunlyrics.html

That's debatable, it could be terminal illness.
April 21st, 2004, 12:08 PM
hudsonsmith

OK, terminal illness. I still find it morbid.
April 21st, 2004, 12:11 PM
Escape_Driver

Paul Anka "Having My Baby"
Debby Boone "You Light Up My Life"
Nick Gilder "Hot Child In The City"
April 21st, 2004, 12:16 PM
Tacklebox

"Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" I don't care to know who sang it, but it goes like this- "Turn around briiiiight eeeeyes" Blech. :uke:
April 21st, 2004, 12:33 PM
Budd

anything by nickelback
April 21st, 2004, 12:45 PM
+Daemon+

all beach boys songs
April 21st, 2004, 12:48 PM
jitBob

Quote:

Originally Posted by +Daemon+

all beach boys songs

Can't they make you move for saying something like that in California? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2007/09/1.gif
April 21st, 2004, 01:04 PM
edball

Quote:

Originally Posted by hudsonsmith

OK, terminal illness. I still find it morbid.

Agreed, that song creeped me out as a child.
April 21st, 2004, 01:25 PM
Major Kong

Seems like country other than ole Billy Ray ain't gettin' it's due, so:

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuby...Don't take your love to town - Osborne Brothers
Stand by your Man - Tammy Wynette - My wife hates this song.
Up against the wall Redneck Mother - JJW - The Anthem of my BIL
None of my Business - Henson Carghill (I just got tired of it growing up, but I still find myself humming Skip a Rope though)
Cocaine - Hoyt Axton

Oh and another nominee (not a C/W song) is:
Southern Man - Neil Young
April 21st, 2004, 01:30 PM
hudsonsmith

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major Kong

Seems like country other than ole Billy Ray ain't gettin' it's due, so:

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuby...Don't take your love to town - Osborne Brothers
Stand by your Man - Tammy Wynette - My wife hates this song.
Up against the wall Redneck Mother - JJW - The Anthem of my BIL
None of my Business - Henson Carghill (I just got tired of it growing up, but I still find myself humming Skip a Rope though)
Cocaine - Hoyt Axton

Oh and another nominee (not a C/W song) is:
Southern Man - Neil Young

Love the rendition of Stand by your Man done by Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi in the Blues Brothers
April 21st, 2004, 01:37 PM
Mayet

Quote:

Originally Posted by hudsonsmith

Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks

One of my favourite songs there

worst song by far ever released was

I will walk 500 miles by that scottish band

argggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
April 21st, 2004, 01:38 PM
ilovetheusers

You are all dead wrong. The worst song ever is that stupid ****ing song from Titanic or whatever movie that every freakin trailer trash chick sings ar karoke (even wose than the original). The notes make your ears hurt...

"And I'll allways love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
For the rest of my daaaaaaaeaaaaaaeaaaaaaaeaeeeeeaaaaaaaaaayyyyysssss ssss..."

I hear it and it's like, "Somebody get me a shovel, it's beatin' time"...
April 21st, 2004, 01:40 PM
ilovetheusers

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayet

One of my favourite songs there

worst song by far ever released was

I will walk 500 miles by that scottish band

argggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Da da da!

Da da da!

:devil:
April 21st, 2004, 01:52 PM
+Daemon+

Quote:

Originally Posted by jitBob

Can't they make you move for saying something like that in California? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2007/09/1.gif

ahhahaha, think thats rap :)

serriously beach boys is so white.... LOL there annoying enouph said..

FYI: im white :p
April 21st, 2004, 02:21 PM
gazzak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayet

worst song by far ever released was

I will walk 500 miles by that scottish band

argggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Proclaimers?

GREAT SONG!!!!!!

(thank god we're all different eh?)
April 21st, 2004, 02:32 PM
edball

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major Kong

Seems like country other than ole Billy Ray ain't gettin' it's due, so:

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuby...Don't take your love to town - Osborne Brothers
Stand by your Man - Tammy Wynette - My wife hates this song.
Up against the wall Redneck Mother - JJW - The Anthem of my BIL
None of my Business - Henson Carghill (I just got tired of it growing up, but I still find myself humming Skip a Rope though)
Cocaine - Hoyt Axton

Oh and another nominee (not a C/W song) is:
Southern Man - Neil Young

Major, this thread is for the worst song and you're talking about Neil Young and Jerry Jeff Walker ? :rolleyes:
April 21st, 2004, 02:55 PM
Major Kong

Ewe betcha!

Southern Man is an affront to anybody born and raised in the South in the 50's, 60's and 70's (which I was). Lynrd Skynrd answered accordingly.

I like JJW, but that song has always pi$$ed me off though I know it's meant as a parody. Basically I heard the blasted thing so much when I was a bouncer while in college in Tennessee it started to grate on me (Flirtin' with Disaster by Molly Hatchet almost reached that level too). Plus it reminds me so darned much of my BIL it's frightning.
April 21st, 2004, 03:08 PM
edball

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major Kong

Ewe betcha!

Southern Man is an affront to anybody born and raised in the South in the 50's, 60's and 70's (which I was). Lynrd Skynrd answered accordingly.

I like JJW, but that song has always pi$$ed me off though I know it's meant as a parody. Basically I heard the blasted thing so much when I was a bouncer while in college in Tennessee it started to grate on me (Flirtin' with Disaster by Molly Hatchet almost reached that level too). Plus it reminds me so darned much of my BIL it's frightning.

I understand about the Molly Hatchet song. I had a roommate that wore that record out one summer. I wanted to smash it into little tiny bits. I must admit the Skynrd song was a lot better than Neil Young's. I didn't understand that reference to him for a long time because I had never heard "Southern Man". I can see how it might have been insulting if you were from the South. Now that I think about it, I always thought they were hacked off about the song "Alabama". Neil better stay away from down there !
April 21st, 2004, 03:23 PM
Radical Dreamer

Quote:

Originally Posted by NooNoo

OK, it was lame, but it was romantic

The song wasnt supposed to be romantic, I heard on VH1 that it was about his dog
April 21st, 2004, 03:29 PM
Kymera

I can't believe someone said Cat Stevens. Anyway, anything by John Denver makes me want to wretch and I haven't figured out why. Mandy by Barry Manilow is a pretty poor song.
April 21st, 2004, 03:32 PM
Darkstar

99% of all Aerosmith songs. (Sweet Emotion, the only exception)

Dude Looks Like a Lady
Love in an Elevator

What??!?
April 21st, 2004, 03:32 PM
Orangeman

Quote:

Originally Posted by edball

How about that 80's song, "Hey Mickey". I'm not sure if that's the right name, it went "Oh Mickey you're so fine". In the video the singer was dressed up like a cheerleader. It was wack.

Yeah, but the video was cool - watching that girl doin' all her struts in a cheerleader uniform.

Worst song - "One More Night" by Phil Collins

Also anything by "The Cars" :grin:

Also, Any Rap Music song.... :butt:
April 21st, 2004, 03:32 PM
kato2274

Quote:

Originally Posted by +Daemon+

ahhahaha, think thats rap :)

serriously beach boys is so white.... LOL there annoying enouph said..

FYI: im white :p

I'm not the biggest beach boy fan, but their place in history and influence on current/former artists should not be overlooked just because they sang about surfing and such. Brian Wilson's vocal arranging was years ahead of it's time. . . . . the next time you hear a tune with really great 3 part harmony thank Brian Wilson and the beach boys . . . .

I do wish that they would've tackled more lyrical challenging topics besides cars, girls, and surfing . . .

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