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I was gonna go to this cookout at my brother's but his cookouts suck and his wife doesn't like me, so instead I'm going to see the Day After Tomorrow with...one of those people...that has boobs...and long hair...and usually smell nice. I forget what they're called, but yeah, one of those people.
How did what are you doing today?
Golf and a cookout with a couple friends with man-boobs. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Perhaps a thought or two about why we celebrate this day as well.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
I'm going to see Shrek 2 with my son, sister in law and my neice. Then my husband and I are going to buy a new bike and helmet for my son, because on Saturday he had his first major crash on his bike. Thank goodness he was wearing a helmet because he would have died or had a severe head injury. His chain broke and he lost control of his bike and smashed right in the garage.
Oooohh,.. that brings back haunting memories. See I never wore a helmet. And I lived and breathed to roller skate and ride my bike when I was a little kid in the 70's and 80's. And just run around like a crazy kid wearing a sheet that I thought was my Batman cape. Anyway, I hit my head many-a-time. As far as I can remember, not as many kids wore helmets and parents didn't have as much awareness about helmets back then.
As far as what I am doing today,.. drink beer, hang out with friends (if I ever finish my laundry that is).
I understand now.Quote:
Originally Posted by WebHead
Fat biker with a braid?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cobra X
Shrek 2 is awesome! Much better than the first one I must say.
What's this?!? Cobra...has....a...date?! WooHoo! :heart: :eek: :D
As for me on this Memorial day, I have to work tonight from 5-10. I should be going on a special date tonight too and at a going away party for one of my friends, but no, my manager decided to be a butt today :mad: :p
Holy crap dude, I thought you were eleven!Quote:
Originally Posted by WebHead
This weekend has been a major workout for me, but its been great.
The not so great stuff: Friday after work my friend bought like 80 16x16x4 concrete pave stones to do his driveway with, and I helped unloaded them (slightly under 90 lbs each) then Saturday we started tearing up the yard. That was freaking tough.
The GREAT stuff: Saturday evening after the GF got off work, we went up to a little town to stay untill this morning. We spent Sunday in a state park up there climbing and hiking.
Extra great: Sunday was our 1 year anniversary!
...but after all the work and sweat and sunburn this weekend, going to work tomorrow will be like a vacation!
Agreed, Shrek 2 rules. My sisterinlaw thought that the first one was best. :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by PreciousAngelJS25
Hi there,
Don't celebrate it.
Ju Leon...
On behalf of all Americans, we appreciate that more than you realize.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
Hi there,Quote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
Please don't post in my threads anymore. Just think you could use the extra 30 second it takes to watch tentacle porn instead. lol
Co BraX
I worked 12.5 hours on both saturday and sunday at a food festival to get service hours for a scholarship. Then after I got home a girl I like (who is unfortunately dating a friend of mine...long story) came into my room really really drunk with a friend of hers (also female) at which point they kissed each other and fondled themselves then ran out of my room. So Ive spent my entire Monday trying to figure out just why in the hell I'm so pissed off about that. I'm really...really...confused...
I think I've seen that website.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Darksteel
Damn, I feel your pain. Well, you DO know how to relieve it, I'm sure, and I'm not talking about the Major's pain pills.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
PS
It sounds to me like they like you, or just enjoy "playing" with you. Yeah: confusion reigns....
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Originally Posted by Larommi
that made me laugh!
Hope your date was good...but more important, how was that movie? I want to see it.
Yup. This is by far THE best post I've read in a loooong time. I mean, how often do any of us get to just be hangin out only for a couple of females to come in and start fondling each other in front of us. Not often I'm sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darksteel
Darksteel,.. I know you didn't get any action out of this particular event, but just the fact that it happened is pretty damn gooderly. If that happened to me, I'd be pretty stoked. You get a trophy for this post. Awesome! :trophy:
Don't be confused. There are only two possibilities. A) They're teasing you or B) They want to **** you. In either case you should try to **** them both, preferably at the same time. Nice little girls have a habit of turning into nice little whores when they're drunk. This is a good thing in that they're just releasing their repressed desires. Think of yourself as a group therapy participant. If her/their boyfriends (your friend(s)) don't approve well, I'm sure you've had other friends in the past so it won't be tough to find new ones. How often does an opportunity like this present itself? You don't want to look back from 50 and say 'man, I should have done that.' And worse, you don't want to start trying to make up for that when you're 50. But, if you do you need to start saving your money now because young chicks don't double up on a 50 year old dude for kicks. You'll need cash and lots of it. Look there, another reason to go for it. It's cheaper now... it's like a retirement investment, a fantasy 401K, a penthouse letter Roth, a mutual orgasm fund. Take it from Timothy Leary and sock away all the cheap sex you can while your young.
Man, i got two hours sleep and I'm heading out the door now for 10 hours of driving and 8 hours of watching people work on my car. I think I'm feelin a little punchy.
I just logged in today and saw that.Quote:
Originally Posted by inferno_gn
Speaking as a vet, GET STUFFED! :knife:
Listen to silencio, for he is wise. You could have a realistic shot at boning two chicks at once, and really that's all anyone wants out of life.Quote:
Originally Posted by silencio
GF was sick. I got to drive a kid home from a sleepover, only time i left the house. Wow.
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Originally Posted by Cobra X
I disagree. I actually do not want 2 chicks at ones.
I'd like every chick one at a time.
Don't take it personally, paraflyer.Quote:
Originally Posted by paraflyer
Memorial Day in the US doesn't coincide with Canada's.
We quite simply don't "officially" celebrate the US Memorial Day as a legal holiday here. ;)
You know, I used to think I'd like to nail every chick on earth one at a time...until I realized there's some pretty damn fugly women out there. :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovetheusers
Understood.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
But anyone who "disses" the vets (regardless of nationality) drops down a notch on the respect-o-meter.
BTW, when is Canada's?
Considering the source how could you get any lower?Quote:
Originally Posted by paraflyer
Negative numbers stretch to their respective infinity as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
yesterday = teh cookourt = pork chops and applesauce wiff some poratoers adn greebeens on teh slide yo. den it was last weeks soproanos on dvd. tahts was sad. :( . Oh and i called me pops too!
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Originally Posted by Cobra X
Yeah, I don't care. I'd **** them too. Well, most of them...
Damn ILTU. Just damn. That's what I call dedication to a cause. I got a newfound respect for you today.