Describe the funniest/weirdest/oddest thing that's ever happened to you. And no elaborating unless asked. :D
Me:
Had to throw underwear away in a strip club bathroom...
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Describe the funniest/weirdest/oddest thing that's ever happened to you. And no elaborating unless asked. :D
Me:
Had to throw underwear away in a strip club bathroom...
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Originally Posted by Cobra X
I don't believe that is the one you should have mentioned. I think you should have mentioned an incident while visiting someone in Iowa.
Yeah, but I can't get that down to under 10 words. :D And besides, it's more disgusting than funny...
nailed two chicks in one night
oven ready tame rabbits
Hey Mustang, what's up?https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Mustang
PS
I think I heard that about that one. Perhaps this would describe it: https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Handcuffed to railings, trousers down then the police arrived!
rebound chick, go to finger, crusty, spewed much, ran away
You know under each page there is a listing of similar threads? Well since Cleetus posted there's one called access vioaltion :thumbs2:
Stop stealing my stories... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by King Grover
While waiting for taxi, garages, girlfriend, colleague, christmas
parents gone/had party/left house during party/deadmeat
rubber cement, vomit, mass chaos, more vomit, puke-o-rama
psyco gf/ nude photos :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: / anniversary gift/family saw/ breakup
hung out with Grover...
Riding lawnmower/loose shorts/warm swinging sac/shocked neighbors.
New martin guitar/drunk/broke face AND guitar years ago.
sick day, found dad's porno collection. Sore junk for days.
Sleeping nude - too hot - mom's friends given tour of house.
Lake/https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif/wife wo bikini bottomhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif /MIL :confused: she stays in water.
stayed sober for a day - it sucked
me & gf + gfs friend + bar + fake boobies + more beer + landcruiser = good time for Budd
oh and wrbby, I'll make you exempt from the 10 words or less rule if you post the story about how you banged Jabba the Hutt. :D
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Originally Posted by Cobra X
we don't need to hear that story man
Me + GF + GF's Friends + Argument + Break Up + Got Back Together.
You might edit that to include VERY PUBLIC!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spork
Yeah, but he would have been over 10 words. Good to hear you were able to work things out! :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tekboy
Yep, be happy young utensil.... :thumbs: :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Riding bicycle at lake, ran over two ducks.....at once.
How about this one:
Not only viewed, but REPLIED to a Cobra thread. :D
Farmers blow, cute chick, huge booger on cheek.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cobra X
beer +double-dare +blackpowder +co2 cartridge +short wick +boom +ouch +3finger
:flames:
Actually made my 250th post. Only took 3 years
Much Black Jack drunk, sex on public kitchen table. Caught.
I think it's about time you asked for some of these to be elaborated. I'm interested to hear the story of the 2 ducks :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Cobra X