Wrbby's future predictions hotline

Need a look into your future? Wanna know if that hot girl 2 offices down the hall from you feels as hot for you as you do for her? Playing the lottery this weekend? Trying to figure out if your lady is cheating on you? Nervous about your upcoming review? Well never fear. Wrbby is here to help you.

Just post your question and I will provide a quick answer for you after looking into my amazing crystal ball. Now keep in mind this is a free service. I will show you the door, but it will be entirely up to you to walk through it. Quick answers only. No discussions.

And for my first prediction, I predict there is nobody left online right now. :eek2:

C'mon and get posting people. I got 25 more posts to get to 4000. :p

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Originally Posted by WebHead

Quick answers only. No discussions.

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I predict a discussion.


Will we ever land on the moon again wrbby?

Is it true if you marry a moonshiner's daughter she'll make you licker?

Will we find Atlantis in Antarctica?

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Originally Posted by imaeditedbysowulo

I predict a discussion.


Will we ever land on the moon again wrbby?

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Indeed we will sooner than later. It is George W. Bushes #1 goal right now to fly up there and discover once and for all exactly what kind of cheese the moon is made of.

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Originally Posted by Major Kong

Is it true if you marry a moonshiner's daughter she'll make you licker?

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This is very true. In fact she'll make you liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

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Originally Posted by Major Kong

Will we find Atlantis in Antarctica?

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No. Everyone knows Atlantis is located in New Jersey.

Will I make 1000 posts by the end of the week ?

If California slides into the sea, will I be able to sell view seats on top of Mt. Rainier?

Will I ever meet Major Kong ?

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Originally Posted by GrandDad

Will I make 1000 posts by the end of the week ?

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Not a chance in hell. :)

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Originally Posted by jitBob

If California slides into the sea, will I be able to sell view seats on top of Mt. Rainier?

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Sounds like you need to get laid. I'll send over one of my best hookers. This ones on the house.

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Originally Posted by WebHead

Not a chance in hell. :)

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Aww d*m .

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Originally Posted by GrandDad

Will I ever meet Major Kong ?

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Well that depends on what you'll be wearing.

Is it true pi ain't square?

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Originally Posted by shamus

Is it true pi ain't square?

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It's true that hot chicks aren't into nerds. Leave the math books at home book worm and learn how to wake-board.

Next question. And hurry it up people, I don't have all night here.

Will Granddad make it to 300 posts by the end of the week?

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Originally Posted by imaeditedbysowulo

Will Granddad make it to 300 posts by the end of the week?

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Not if his wife can help it. :eek2:

will I make 400 posts before you make 4000?

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Originally Posted by WebHead

Not if his wife can help it. :eek2:

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He's on the money with that one.

Will it reach 90 degree's here tommorow .

Will 3 R's suffer any permanent shoulder damage from constantly patting himself on the back?

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Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician

will I make 400 posts before you make 4000?

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No, never mind. Had to go into the tech area to answer a question. Wasted number 400 on a tech question. Oh, yeah and Webby, when they have post number one by their name, you have to say, "welcome to Windrivers, (insert lame handle here)https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif

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Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician

No, never mind. Had to go into the tech area to answer a question. Wasted number 400 on a tech question. Oh, yeah and Webby, when they have post number one by their name, you have to say, "welcome to Windrivers, (insert lame handle here)https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif

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I thought doing that was kinda like a signature move in wrestling where only one person can do it????

I checked the forum rules but couldn't find any mention of it. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician

will I make 400 posts before you make 4000?

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My crystal ball is clouded,.. try again later.

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Originally Posted by GrandDad

Will it reach 90 degree's here tommorow .

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Yes,.. it will reach 90 degrees here tomorrow.

You lose!!https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif

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Originally Posted by imaeditedbysowulo

Will 3 R's suffer any permanent shoulder damage from constantly patting himself on the back?

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No. But my crystal ball is telling me that he has a little bit of chocolate pudding on the tip of his nose.

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Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician

No, never mind. Had to go into the tech area to answer a question. Wasted number 400 on a tech question. Oh, yeah and Webby, when they have post number one by their name, you have to say, "welcome to Windrivers, (insert lame handle here)https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif

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Can you please rephrase the question? My crystal ball is having difficulty understanding what you are asking.

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Originally Posted by imaeditedbysowulo

I thought doing that was kinda like a signature move in wrestling where only one person can do it????

I checked the forum rules but couldn't find any mention of it. :rolleyes:

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Excuse me,.. either **** or get off the pot.

Next...

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Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician

You lose!!https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif

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I'm sorry to tell you that my crystal ball says that you still have around 3600 more posts before you can make that claim. Based on this information you will need to go sit down and rethink your entire life now. You should have it sorted out by next millenium. Hope this helps. :)

Will I be quoted in your 4000th post?

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Originally Posted by imaeditedbysowulo

Will I be quoted in your 4000th post?

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Thats a silly question. Didn't you mean to ask, "Wrbby,.. will Yahoo change the look of their homepage?" And then I would reply, "Indeed! Tonight in fact!"

Oh and btw,.. I hope Wrbby the hard-*** fortune teller hasn't scared away any of you creeps. Keep the questions coming.

Who's going to win the presedential election and will Jaxs and Techs ever be friends?

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Originally Posted by imaeditedbysowulo

Will 3 R's suffer any permanent shoulder damage from constantly patting himself on the back?

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Is that before or after you injure your finger from jabbing him in the eye all the god-damned time or not first ? :rolleyes: :eek2:

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Originally Posted by imaeditedbysowulo

Who's going to win the presedential election and will Jaxs and Techs ever be friends?

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I finally remembered why you picked that name, can't help it with the 'mixing' can you ?

My old dad says if you ain't got nothing nice to say, don't say nothing at all, I think his advice holds good ;) - don't let your desire for 'fun' run away with you...

What number will the thunderball be tonight, (1-14). My ticket will be chosen on what you say.

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Originally Posted by confus-ed

Is that before or after you injure your finger from jabbing him in the eye all the god-damned time or not first ? :rolleyes: :eek2:



I finally remembered why you picked that name, can't help it with the 'mixing' can you ?

My old dad says if you ain't got nothing nice to say, don't say nothing at all, I think his advice holds good ;) - don't let your desire for 'fun' run away with you...

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I've got some pretty god-damned strong fingers, so I'd say before. :)