What's the most non-confrontational way to tell a woman you don't want to see her anymore, specifically because she reminds you too much of your bitchy sister-in-law whom you despise?
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What's the most non-confrontational way to tell a woman you don't want to see her anymore, specifically because she reminds you too much of your bitchy sister-in-law whom you despise?
Sleep with the bitchy sister-in-law, then say sorry I got you confused you're so similar and I really hate my sister-in-law.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cobra X
Oh sorry you said non-confrontational....
Just say something like you stifle my creativity, I like you it's me not you. It's not working, I need to concentrate on being available for WOTPP'ing for the guys at Windrivers, and I just feel that I won't be able to devote to you the attention you deserve.
I think I'd leave out the part about reminding you of another woman.
Cobra, are you afraid of a woman’s wrath? :grin:
She'll probably be happy you broke up with her. Takes the burden off of her... :grin:
Show her your toenail clippings collection?
The truth!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cobra X
He said non-confrontational.... :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by gazzak
Telephone, but it's also chicken.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Cobra X
Tell her you've started finding men attractive?
Careful, she might just believe that and tell all you're friends... :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by corturbra
Tell her you are in love with Richard Simmons. Seriously, tell her the truth.
Truth: incompatible personalities.
Be as humane as possible.
Flick boogers at her until she leaves you :thumbs2:
You are funny. Thanks for making me spit out my coffee, it was worth it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
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Originally Posted by a d e p t
Are you kidding, that's how he asked her out... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
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Originally Posted by kato2274
:thumbs: :grin:
Explain that the demands of being a pseudo-reptilian evil dictator are getting too hard to juggle with a blossoming relationship. Let her know that you are doing this for her, as she's bound to be kidnapped by opposing forces if she sticks around.
Then hiss and try to bite her and she'll run a mile
Problem solved :thumbs:
Just tell her that you're not feeling any connection and to prolong the relationship would just make it more hurtful later on.
Tell her first like over the phone that "We need to talk" in a low serious tone.
When she asks about what just tell her that you would rather talk in person.
This way she is already kind of expecting something bad to happen and it won't be such a shocker.
Once the converstaion gets going it will all flow. Don't think about what you are going to say too much or it will just sound fake and rehurst. Tell her from your heart that you just aren't feeling her anymore. She can't be too mad about that.
Just make sure it is a public placeQuote:
Originally Posted by Seeker
Just become plain, boring and very serious like me.
you remind me too much of my bitchy sister-in-law whom I despise. Plus your ugly
Ask her to wear a bag over her head with a picture of Daisy Fuentes on it.
The problem should resolve itself at that point :devil:
Get in bed with her, grab on tightly, and in stride :devil: start calling her by your sister in law's name, then keep following it by different names. If you can hang on long enough for at least 3 names or 8 seconds, you then know you can also join the rodeo
Send her a fax or text thats what all the stars do these days.
Tell her that you are turned off by the way she smells during sex...that's sure to get rid of her!Quote:
Originally Posted by Toppro
Yeah, that would be the "Ya_Know Self-Esteem Removal Program, would it not?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Truly subtle and devious.
Just quit talking to her and stop answering her calls and if you see her anywhere immediately turn and run away.
Guaranteed to eliminate the awkwardness and confrontation.
Tell her you want a threesum with another woman....If she says no then she'll dump you because your a "pig" if she says yes then hey give it a go !!!! then dump her.... Win win situation
Not bad :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Escape_Driver
Alright, you are truly killing me here. I can't get off the floor, laughing too hard...https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
That is just WRONG! :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Your best best is to make her dump you...here are some good ways to make a girl *not* like you anymore.
1) Fart...a lot.
2) Take a huge dump in her toliet and "forget" to flush.
3) Stop using deoderant
4) Matter of fact stop showering all together.
5) Tell her her Sister, Cousin, Best-friend or Room Mate is really hot and reminds you of the girl in High School you were madly in love with.
6) Then ask her for a threesome with that girl.
7) Fart...a lot in public.
8) Make-out with her in public...not just a little peck either...I am talking tongue in the throat action. Make sure there are lots of little kids around.
9) Tell her you hate kids and Marriage is nothing but a piece of paper.
10) Tell her she reminds you of your mother.
Trust me...it will work!
Why don't you just tell her you don't like her and you want to stop seeing her? zbe honest when she asks why and just say, you no longer like her and the initial attraction was wrong. No great reason needed beyond, "I don't really like you".
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Originally Posted by Cleetus
LOL!
OR there is what we did to a buddy of mine back in college, a different type of rodeo...
So anyway we are on a road trip and the dude had had the room two nights with this chick(as we would hang out elsewhere to drink) and the thrid night she was to bring her friends. Well as always happens, she didn't bring the friends and they wanted us to stop our poker game and let them have the room. WEll we were drunk and psised off and said hell no. So they go to the bathroom, we give them five minutes, go to the door listen and hear her moaning. Instantly they have 5 drunk guys busting down the door chanting rodeo, rodeo, rodeo as he is trying to hold on and she is trying to get her clothes on. Needless to say, he didn't hear from her again and we got the room back that night.
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Originally Posted by Seeker
How about just taking a dump on her, that'lll get rid of her
That's just taking the easy way out. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovetheusers
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Originally Posted by Toppro
Yeah, that was the point. :rolleyes:
But there's no fun in that!!! :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovetheusers