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September 2nd, 2004, 08:43 AM
ilovetheusers

Aurgh...

Ughhhh....

Don't know what I ate...
:sad:
Bathroom....
:sad:
4 times this morning already....
:sad:
September 2nd, 2004, 08:45 AM
Cleetus

That was me after lunch yesterday, queso is now off of my edible list :sad:
September 2nd, 2004, 08:47 AM
El_Squid

Do you think this could be a precursor to the Brits' Invasion? They've contaminated the food supply! :D
September 2nd, 2004, 08:47 AM
corturbra

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovetheusers

Ughhhh....

Don't know what I ate...
:sad:
Bathroom....
:sad:
4 times this morning already....
:sad:

Sorry dude :sad: get a can of Coke and go sleep for 30 minutes.
September 2nd, 2004, 08:48 AM
PuterGeekGirl

Curry for breakfast?!?!? :thumbs2:
September 2nd, 2004, 08:57 AM
Stalemate

All this talking about it is getting me in the mood for...

...gotta go! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
September 2nd, 2004, 09:39 AM
ilovetheusers

I'm stuck at work.

5...
September 2nd, 2004, 09:43 AM
MobilePCPhysician

10:45 and your bowel movements are at the top of the list.

The day just has to get better.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
September 2nd, 2004, 09:53 AM
jitBob

Weren't you having bowel problems just a short while back?
September 2nd, 2004, 10:04 AM
ilovetheusers

Quote:

Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician

10:45 and your bowel movements are at the top of the list.

The day just has to get better.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

You're funny.

6 is coming...
September 2nd, 2004, 10:05 AM
thirdfey

Quote:

Originally Posted by jitBob

Weren't you having bowel problems just a short while back?

You know Windrivers is a close knit group when everyone know's your bowel movements.
September 2nd, 2004, 10:08 AM
amyb

Hmm, thanks for sharing. Reminds me when my son remarks to me "Hey mom, I just farted".
September 2nd, 2004, 10:13 AM
Camaro80z

Quote:

Originally Posted by jitBob

Weren't you having bowel problems just a short while back?

He has them all of the time. It is nothing new.

ILTU, I feel your pain. Before my last stomach surgery, my insides felt like this. :flame: It was so bad, and I was throwing up so often, that my mother accused me of being bulemic. :uke:

I hope ya feel better soon. I found the best thing for me was chocolate milk and a reeses blizzard from DQ. Always calmed the tunny down. :thumbs:
September 2nd, 2004, 10:14 AM
El_Squid

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovetheusers

You're funny.

6 is coming...

I hope your company isn't one to skimp on the quality of toilet paper. It can leave your a$$ feeling like https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif
September 2nd, 2004, 10:25 AM
PuterGeekGirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by amyb

Hmm, thanks for sharing. Reminds me when my son remarks to me "Hey mom, I just farted".

Mine too!!!! :thumbs:
September 2nd, 2004, 10:30 AM
meatwad

Try playing video games with adept. He has to piss like, every 20 minutes. :devil:
September 2nd, 2004, 10:38 AM
confus-ed

I just can't help thinnking this is all waaaaaaaaaaay toooooooo much information ! https://forums.windrivers.com/
September 2nd, 2004, 10:44 AM
Tekboy

Quote:

Originally Posted by confus-ed

I just can't help thinnking this is all waaaaaaaaaaay toooooooo much information ! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung.../Fool/fart.gif

I concur.
September 2nd, 2004, 10:46 AM
Camaro80z

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatwad

Try playing video games with adept. He has to piss like, every 20 minutes. :devil:

You have been able to play video games with the great adept? Were you invited into his home? Did you meet his family?

You lucky bastid! :thumbs2:
September 2nd, 2004, 11:01 AM
Stalemate

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatwad

Try playing video games with adept. He has to piss like, every 20 minutes. :devil:

That's not just pee, I'm afraid. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
September 2nd, 2004, 11:07 AM
amyb

Quote:

Originally Posted by PuterGeekGirl

Mine too!!!! :thumbs:

:p
September 2nd, 2004, 11:31 AM
thorian

that sucks...err blows rather.

It sucks to be you
September 2nd, 2004, 11:32 AM
thorian

Quote:

Originally Posted by thorian

that sucks...err blows rather.

It sucks to be you

Feel better BTW
September 2nd, 2004, 11:47 AM
El_Squid

Living with person who has lost her colon, I truly feel bad for you. Try to get some yogurt down, it will help restore the natural flora in your large intestine. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
September 2nd, 2004, 11:54 AM
MobilePCPhysician

Oh, it's almost 1:00. Time for an after lunch update. The suspense is just unbearable...
September 2nd, 2004, 12:13 PM
amyb

Quote:

Originally Posted by El_Squid

Living with person who has lost her colon, I truly feel bad for you. Try to get some yogurt down, it will help restore the natural flora in your large intestine. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

I live with a person who lost his colon also.
September 2nd, 2004, 12:15 PM
PuterGeekGirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by amyb

I live with a person who lost his colon also.

Do they have a lil baggie?
September 2nd, 2004, 12:20 PM
amyb

Quote:

Originally Posted by PuterGeekGirl

Do they have a lil baggie?

No, he had a new procedure done(this was about 10 years ago), where the small intestine acts like the big colon. He only had to have the baggie for a few months.
September 2nd, 2004, 12:30 PM
PuterGeekGirl

Good....wow...that would suck even worse than being Scuba Steve!!!
September 2nd, 2004, 12:36 PM
amyb

Yup..
September 2nd, 2004, 12:54 PM
jitBob

I can't believe I read this whole thread !

How pathetic is that? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
September 2nd, 2004, 12:57 PM
El_Squid

Quote:

Originally Posted by amyb

No, he had a new procedure done(this was about 10 years ago), where the small intestine acts like the big colon. He only had to have the baggie for a few months.

The Ileo-Anal pull through. My wife and one stepson have both had this done. They also build you a wonderful J Pouch, if they have to remove the rectum as well.
September 2nd, 2004, 12:58 PM
PuterGeekGirl

TMI right after lunch....

:uke: :uke: :uke:
September 2nd, 2004, 01:09 PM
amyb

Quote:

Originally Posted by El_Squid

The Ileo-Anal pull through. My wife and one stepson have both had this done. They also build you a wonderful J Pouch, if they have to remove the rectum as well.

Yup, that's what it is.
September 2nd, 2004, 10:52 PM
3fingersalute

I hope I never get the bag. I'd rather just soil my pants.
September 2nd, 2004, 11:09 PM
MobilePCPhysician

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3fingersalute

I hope I never get the bag. I'd rather just soil my pants.

http://www.gentlemenshumor.com/poo.html
September 3rd, 2004, 08:11 AM
amyb

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3fingersalute

I hope I never get the bag. I'd rather just soil my pants.

It's better than the alternative..
September 4th, 2004, 10:00 PM
MobilePCPhysician

So, how about an update. Have you overcome the diarrhea? The world is waiting...
September 4th, 2004, 10:29 PM
Titchski

Quote:

Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician

So, how about an update. Have you overcome the diarrha? The world is waiting...

Almost as important, have you found out what restaurant caused it, so we can avoid it in future,,,
September 4th, 2004, 10:40 PM
MobilePCPhysician

37 posts, 300 some views, for diarrhea. How many views if he was constipated? Pictures could add to the count.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

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