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And not only that, but I was successfully able to spread my germs over the internet through Roger Wilco game voice software onto other unsuspecting Windrivers members. Now I have the ability to pass my super germs through bulletin board threads. All you have to do is open this thread and you will have my super germs. Bwhahahahaha!! All your base are belong to us!! :cool: :flame:
I had my speakers turned off...NaaNaaa... :butt: I fart in your general DNS direction...
Why shouldn't I get it from you? I get it from everyone at work....working on all them pc's touching all them KB's....and due to my heart stuff my resistance is way down...already been on antibiotics twice this year (within a month of each other)...gonna be a LONG winter.... :sad: :sad:
The main symptoms I have right now:
- lots of green snot pouring out of my nose
- rash forming on bottom of nose from all the nose blowing
- coughing up heavy chunks of phlegm
- voice is gone due to heavy congestion
- extreme fatigue
- slight fever
- can barely move around and do anything at all
But I get to stay home from work so it's all worth it. :D
Here's a little helpful tip that most people don't know to get over colds quicker. Instead of taking a shower, take a hot bath to start your day off. When you dunk your head underwater to wetten your webhead, blow air out your nose. Do that about 5 or 6 times each morning and you will get over your sickness quicker.
I only know this because my ceiling is too low for a showerhead. I only get sick about once every three years tho, when I used to get a cold at least twice a year. No need to send me money for that info.
My mutant healing factor protects me from teh germs of the wrb.
Darn Wrbby! Sorry your under the weather buddy. I still got some fairly powerful drugs here I could email to ya https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif, but they are for kidney and UTI type things. I don't think they would be very effective up there in the sinus area.
Get well and eat ya some chicken soup (it can't hurt). https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
Have a smoke :devil:
Gargle with Saltwater...
gargle Listerine, at least the minty flavored.
It's all germs and that'll kill 'em dead.
Actually, I'm really glad I quit smoking. I think it has helped me to recover from this a bit faster than normal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Good grief man, that's more info that I need to know! (but, the mother in me is worried about the rash, put some vitamin E on it or aloe)Quote:
Originally Posted by WebHead
But if you smoked, you wouldn't have gotten sick so easily... :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by WebHead
bull..he would have if he smoked..Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
just die quietly ,Quote:
Originally Posted by WebHead
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Originally Posted by amyb
Shhhh.....I'm trying to thin the Kerry herd... :p :drink:
I know you and I don't see eye to eye, but it's fun being on the same side of an issue every once in awhile... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by freddy
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Give the wingers Red Bull. It gives them wiiiinnnggsss.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by freddy
I always suspected you were some sort of "malware" in my system. So, now I have a name for it: MalHead. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by WebHead
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Here you go, Wrrby! I think Shelob is gonn come over and play "nurse" for you. Kirsten Dunst said she was too busy.
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Originally Posted by Ya_know
I thought Freddy was being funny... When I used to work in an office it was very normal for the person with a cold to be told to sit in a corner and die quietly - it was said with as a joke and taken as one. They were also cautioned about dieing at work since the cleaning contract wouldn't cover body removal etc.
Wrbby get well soon - to unblock your nose use some eucalyptus oil in a vaporisor or a burner.
Hope you get better WebHead.
Its all the damned pc's fault ;) .. PC workstations infested with bugs
Get well soon Webby .. & I know its good to share, but keep your stinky germs to yourself thank you :eek2: :pQuote:
..environmental microbiologist, Charles Gerba, has discovered that office workstations average 400 times as many germs as the average toilet seat.
<whispering>..oh ok, I won't tell anyone. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
And you thought I wasn't? :sad:Quote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
You were?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Yeah he was (if only a bit) but you aren't :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
(divide & conquer tactics taken from the 'Ya_know & cleetus stirring' mannual ;))
Hush up RRR :butt:Quote:
Originally Posted by confus-ed
'Delusional' I believe IS now an applicable remark :butt: its you who is, not me ! & you still aren't funny :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Exceptionally juvenille yes, but funny no - though that'd explain what you were doing in the sand pit earlier with your wooden spoon .. its a shame you haven't realised you have a wooden head too yet ! :devil:
Yeah, and like anyone gets or appreciates British Humor any where past the Benny Hill chase scene :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by confus-ed
Whats Benny Hill got to do with the price of fish ? Poorly done slapstick is the limit of your understanding is it ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
..but of course you could end that with a 'rolleyes' & make me look the 'bad guy' - very feeble tactics methinks - I have your mannual now :p, you'll need new tactics :eek2:
Set Manuel free, he didn't do anything to you
STay warm Web head!!!
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