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I got a 1 lb box of see's candy from my boss for xmas, now I have never goton see's candy before will I have bought them and givin them away but Ive never received it. Now I open the box and lifted the bubble rap, and there are a loads of diffrent candies. Now how do I know what is what? I bit into one and it tasted poopoo, this box is scaring me, what should I try next?
The one's that are slightly oval and are wrinkly...
They taste like poo too. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2007/09/1.gif
Did you really say gotten?Quote:
Originally Posted by +Daemon+
umm finding the nicer looking one taste like poo
Maybe your boss collects poo samples.
That may be rabbit pellets.
"mmm everything flavor beans. I had the missfortune in my youth to come across a vomit flavored one. Perhaps... mmm ear wax" Harry Potter and the Philosoperhs Stone
is thatQuote:
Originally Posted by RejectionMan
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?
Aw man,.. I wish somebody had gotten me a box of poop. :sad:
actually no it's the philosopher's stone everywhere except the US. I don't know why i know this. I hate Harry PotterQuote:
Originally Posted by +Daemon+
Sees candy is awesome..you just have to get the right mix...sounds like he got you the WAY wrong one!
umm never thought candy could be so bad
but the women here sure love it :/
actually they don't love it but act like they do just to further confuse us men
Women+chocolate=happy women....Quote:
Originally Posted by +Daemon+
ahh yes, got it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
now this long skinny hard candy isnt to bad....spoke to soon!
why the h3ll would u make a coffee flavor one.. nasty taste like burnt black coffee and poo.... brb gotta hit the can
no it's women + chocolate = happy woman who will still complain that the chocolate will make her fat while eatring it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
chocolate replaces the right sort of exercise that stops you wanting chocolate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Khazad
If your girl/lady/woman is eating alot of chocolate, look to your performance ;)
I wasn't making reference to that one, so sorry Noo, you're off this time. PLus chocolate is good to get them ramped up for it. A little wine and come chocolate strawberries and a fireplace and you're gold.
should re-wrap these and give them to some I dont like as a xmas gift >:)
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Originally Posted by +Daemon+
With bites out of em and all... :thumbs2:
No, that would be wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by +Daemon+
Gather the rest of the chocolates, melt them down in the microwave at work, and write "Merry Christmas" on the walls of the Bathroom in melted chocolate. :devil:
Usually old ladies like See's candies. Maybe they just like candy that tastes like azz. I dunno.Quote:
Originally Posted by +Daemon+
I have to know what these things areQuote:
Originally Posted by +Daemon+
If you are up for the postage, ship em to the uk. If they get pulled as toxic waste on the way, you have your answer!
My boss gave everybody in the company a 2 pound box of poo (See's Candies).Quote:
Originally Posted by +Daemon+
He's been doing it for years now. He must think we like them.
My wife always takes a bite and then hands it to me. I end up eating like 3/4 of the box myself. It's OK as far as chocolate goes. Not the best by any means but OK.
In the famouse words of Forest Gump, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."
OR... you never know what poo you going to get. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by DonJ
ahah, this stuff does make u go poo, been at this job 4 years and never taken a poo here until today thanks see's candy
'Because it's a well known fact that they put an addictive chemical in it that makes ya crave for it nightly smarta**!'