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January 6th, 2007, 07:30 PM
Placing two fingers in her mouth she sent out a whale of a whistle and captured the attention of the mass of women who were stunned into silence. Eloquently and passionately Marie stated her case for...
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January 5th, 2007, 09:30 PM
..... A loud authoritive deep voice from out of no where - a new edict from the powerful one of WOTPP.
She declared that Marie and all others like her must put aside their note books and go with...
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January 5th, 2007, 09:02 PM
I don't think I have ever eaten cracklin cornbread. Come to think of it maybe not even corn bread. It isn't something we get into in Australia. We eat crackling when it is baked in the oven on a leg...
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December 27th, 2006, 05:47 PM
prove that on the Prehistoric Planet, plants are the smartest living thing. The tree spoke on to Sophie telling her things she never dreamed of ( even though she had been into the future and seen...
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December 27th, 2006, 04:49 PM
"I.i..i..f..f.f.f you waste good eating Turkey ever again dear Sophie yo.o.o.o.u will be put in a hole in the ground to be munched by worms." it utters in a deep cosmic voice. 'And see how you like...
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December 25th, 2006, 08:11 PM
Such a relief, :) the fires are out and the rain, hail and snow will hopefully keep the area damp enough for long enough to aviod further flare-ups. From talking with the others locals, some openly...
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December 25th, 2006, 07:27 PM
My youngest grand daughter was born on Christmas day last year. She will celebrate on June 25th so she can have some friends come to her party.
Hope you get to celebrate your birthday amongst all...
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December 18th, 2006, 05:48 PM
Thanks everyone for your condolences and keeping me in your thoughts.
The fires are creeping still closer to the farm and from a different angle each day,my nephews bush block was burnt...
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December 15th, 2006, 03:09 PM
Thanks folks, I did have a nice day but I was very tired in the afternoon following all the drama of the fires and dads funeral. I spent the day with my 3 grandkids all at the same time, with one...
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December 10th, 2006, 04:11 AM
In came this new arrival Robbie wiggling like they do when...........they see hunks like wee Tommy. But Sophie threw a wad of wet leaves ( in the absence of a wet rag being back on the prehistoric...
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December 4th, 2006, 06:39 AM
And how about this one:-
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it...
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December 4th, 2006, 06:38 AM
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
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December 4th, 2006, 02:46 AM
If she only had a fashionable hat like in the dreams she......................
refused to return to having only just now decided after thumping her blond curly head that she had spent too much time...
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December 4th, 2006, 02:40 AM
A bloke pulled into the crowded parking lot at the shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure his little dog had fresh air. The pup was stretched full-out on the back seat and he...
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December 3rd, 2006, 06:11 PM
there wandered along a young man who wanted to become a great writer.
"I want to write things the whole world will read," he declared.
"Stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people in...
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December 3rd, 2006, 06:07 PM
1/ A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer."
The receptionist replies "I'm sorry but he died last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same question.
The...
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December 3rd, 2006, 05:53 PM
Q: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don't know, and I don't care.
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December 3rd, 2006, 05:31 PM
All of a sudden it hit him - his father would have burst into song ..... "Roses are red my love, violets are bloo-oo-ooo."
His father having been a lounge singer in Las Vagas all the time he was...
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December 3rd, 2006, 05:21 PM
My favourite piece of wisdom is :-
The way to be truly happy is not to have everything you want but to be content with everything you have.
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November 30th, 2006, 04:43 PM
:grin: I was told they hang it on the line and beat the sh*# out of it. :mult: :wave:
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November 30th, 2006, 04:11 PM
After reading your suggestions I noticed that on the desktop PC whenever I plugged in the divice the little program DVD43 identified itself, then I recalled that I had to reinstall this after...
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November 30th, 2006, 03:57 PM
It does make you wonder how they can keep customers, being such dishonest people. Can you imagine their outrage if someone did something similar to them and tried to cheat them. I can, in their own...
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November 30th, 2006, 06:20 AM
No it doesn't still happen, it only happened on those two occassions and come to think of it on my daughters computer around last Christmas. maybe they were caught up with and put out of business.
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November 29th, 2006, 07:03 PM
:grin: Thought you may like to know that when my mother now 85 was asked some years ago why she doesn't hook up to the internet and keep in touch with people via email, she remarked "Oh no! I have...
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November 29th, 2006, 03:33 PM
Obviously interupted by some dude on a great white stallion galloping across he beach yelling some nonsence about paying postage or something.
Sophie and wee Tommy along with the circus bloke who...
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