[RESOLVED] Going Back for a Veterinary Degree!

[IT Len]

I was just starting to explain that the neighbor wouldn't really be able to do much with 24mb of ram on the system which "is just a couple of years old!"...[isn't that always the case?] Opened the box to check out the innards....found myself staring into the eyes of a big, bull mouse! Nest and everything! Disturbing thing...little bits of wire were incorporated into the nest. What do you say then? After all, it's not really a "bug!"

[Revenant]

Tell them it's an input error. They have a problem with the mouse. They should obviously have bought a Logitech. Silly people, what were they thinking... Or tell 'em it's not plugged in properly... the plug the little bastards tail into the power supply... Oh looks like your mouse is not compatible with this system... heheheh...

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Do one thing everyday that scares you.
Do two things everyday that scare the bejesus out of someone else.

[crtlaltdel]

It's so nice 'an toasty in there, hes no dummy(the rat)

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What do you think this is ? The Holiday Inn...

[Sowulo]

Found a dead one inside a system once. Startled me when I slid off the lid and found a rodent Mummy. I hope there wasn't any curse....Ah Ha!!!! That's why I lost my shirt in that divorce! Damn mouse! I'll bet it was a microsoft......

[IT Len]

Input, mouse problem? OH, NO! Why don't you ever think of those replies at the moment?

[Goon]

We used to find weird things in the systems all the time. Never a mouse though. We did have a strange smell comming from one of our RAID arrays though. Turned out to be a dead cooked snake. Messy but very very funny hearing a grown man "my boss" scream like that.

[kennethstarrfp]

LMAO BIG TIME! HA HA, There's a bug in my system, no wait, that's Windoze!

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Don't **** with me, I'm running LINUX!

[IT Len]

I've decided to tell the owner that "his mouse is eating up all his RAM!"

[CREEPINGDEATH]

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Goon:
We used to find weird things in the systems all the time. Never a mouse though. We did have a strange smell comming from one of our RAID arrays though. Turned out to be a dead cooked snake. Messy but very very funny hearing a grown man "my boss" scream like that.</font>

Can you discribe the smell?

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He made me mad what else could I do?
I beat him with his own shoes...