I met Bill Gates!!!!!!!

[ledrichard]

Try this next time you see someone important

Subject: How to Impress a Client
I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While in the
lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the sofa enjoying a
cognac.I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to
Seattle
with me but she was running a bit late. Being a forward type of guy, I
approached Mr Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that
I was conducting some very important business and how I would appreciate
it if he could throw a quick "Hello Rich" at me when I was with my
client.

He agreed.

Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a
tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at
him. He said, "Hi Rich, what's happening?"

To which I replied "**** off Gates, I'm in a meeting"

HEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!

[This message has been edited by ledrichard (edited October 11, 2000).]

[Jallentino]

That's excellent, I totally laughed at that one.....

[Ugo]

Ha! Thats good. But now nobody else can do it. Next target: Steve Jobs, stick dell or compaq stickers on his back when you get a picture taken with him.

[AmeriDan]

HAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's beautiful man

[SavagePenguin]

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! That post was the highlight of my day. Thanks!


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[cyberhh]

This is the greatest post in the history of posts - the office thinks I've finally gone around the bend!!! LMAOFOTF!

[SavagePenguin]

Funny... I received a chain letter this morning with that exact same story... only the guy's name was "Ernie", it took place in at the Newark airport, and the chain letter didn't have to go back and edit the message because it accidently used two different names in the story.

[ledrichard]

oh savage you got me!!!

hehehehehhe!!!!

why dont you chill out out and realx man!!
If you start taking life too seriously, you are going to start believing your own ****!!

[SavagePenguin]

Originally posted by ledrichard:
oh savage you got me!!!

You had me fooled. It was hillarious. I copied the message and even forwarded it to my wife. Of course, this morning my friend (my wife's old boyfriend) emailed the other version to me. I figured that my wife sent it to him until I checked both versions and saw the discrepencies.

It's still a funny story. I wonder if it really happened?

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[gotbyk]

Whether or not that happened the thought is hilarious.....
however there is a party pooper in every group and I have to be the one to defend the man and make note of the fact that even with recent bitterness Bill Gates has made on hell of a contribution and Windows has made a WHOLE HELL OF A LOT work for techs.

[ledrichard]

This is just a joke guys. No need to take sides. Since this is the section!!!!

I too feel that if it wasn't for microsuck I would be flipping burgers or end with a sugar momma!!!

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[NeuromancerIV]

You gotta dream man, there are far worse fates than ending up with a 35'ish, financially well off woman. (as long as its not the one in that commericial " come rub my bunions!" **shudder**)

[ledrichard]

ahh man!!!! that is probably the funniest commercial that I ever seen!!!!!!Especially the way she moves her lips!!!!