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June 1st, 2001, 07:14 AM
#16
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Originally posted by opiate-[Terrorist]:
<STRONG>My girlfriend bailed me outta jail for pissing on a police car.
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ROFLMAO
Hey, I want details on that one !
Did the same a few y ago, didnt goto jail, but was fine $80 for "damages on public prop."
Fought it and won. after all
"All your police cars are belong to us"
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C'est la Vie...
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June 1st, 2001, 07:35 AM
#17
Originally posted by Drone 2903:
<STRONG>
ROFLMAO
Hey, I want details on that one !
Did the same a few y ago, didnt goto jail, but was fine $80 for "damages on public prop."
Fought it and won. after all
"All your police cars are belong to us"
<IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
We were at the Country Club Plaza in Kansas City and there was some event going on, like a parade or something. We were off work that day and were walking along and my girlfriend blurted out "I dare you to piss on the police car" me "no" her "I’ll give $20" me "hummmm....Okay" so I start pissing on the door handle of the cop car when outta no where a cop came from around the corner. I zip up and we start walking away, then he says "Hey, hey you....did you just piss on my car?"(as he's walking toward me while getting his hand cuffs) me "no sir!" him "bull****". Gave me 2 mist miner counts, 1 exposing my unit in public and 1 for destruction of property. My bond was like $250.
It was funny.... Be careful when you dare opiate...
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June 1st, 2001, 07:58 AM
#18
I just romantically broke up with my GF, I wonder if that counts?
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June 1st, 2001, 07:59 AM
#19
We went on vacation to hilton head and it was a really long drive from PA to SC, just over 13 hours. So when we got there I decided to have a beer out on the deck, after I finished my first she broght me a second and then gave me a back rub. After that I had a smoke and fell asleep. She put a blanket on me to keep me warm and let me sleep for a couple of hours. This was really nice of her because when I normaly fall asleep out on the deck she makes me get up.
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June 1st, 2001, 08:29 AM
#20
Last Valentines day, my wife blew up these red balloons with little pieces of paper inside them. All the pieces of paper had little funny and romantic phrases on them.
That's definately the most romantic thing a woman has ever done for me.
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June 1st, 2001, 10:48 AM
#21
does sitting in front of my computer on my comfy chair, girlfriend comes over, climbs on me in the chair and cuddles with me, then spontaneoulsy start playin with the unit count???
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June 2nd, 2001, 03:35 AM
#22
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I'm always romantic with my husband... I figure !!! spoil him and he'll spoil me... I do and he does and we have fun.....He owes me 1000 back rubs though <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">
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June 2nd, 2001, 07:32 PM
#23
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Originally posted by RoccoSiffredi:
<STRONG>You don't want to know about what women do for me <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
I think over in Adult Cupid they want to know...
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If it aint broke, TWEAK it!
When in doubt, throw it out!!
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June 2nd, 2001, 07:58 PM
#24
I sent JvaGuy some roses and balloons to his work a few yrs back in "98" for his Birthday...
does that count? I know that sounds like a girly thing.. but i had no other way to say happy birthday at the time, so i did it that way...
then in Jan of 2000, i went up to his work and Slid his wedding band on his hand in front of his other co workers.. i was just payin him back for what he did to me on christmas of 99... & it wasn't a bad thing on christmas, it was just getting embaressed in front of family is all... but the sad part is the big step hasn't still happened to this day..... <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">
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June 2nd, 2001, 07:58 PM
#25
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On Sweetest Day of last year, my now wife brought me a HUGE bouquet of balloons and flowers while I was at work.
That was the first time a woman has ever gotten me ANYTHING for Sweetest Day.
The one thing I can think of to beat that is Valentines Day of this year, my wife married me. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
If it aint broke, TWEAK it!
When in doubt, throw it out!!
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June 3rd, 2001, 12:03 AM
#26
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My girly girl will some times out of the blue will buy me a T-shirt or Computer game, or even send me flowers (get it from the guys at work <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> ). She totally rocks and she knows a about cars and likes to go to truck rallies and stuff. If that doesn't make a totally rockin girlfriend then nothing does.
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June 3rd, 2001, 07:31 AM
#27
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got a doz. red roses at work . <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
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