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    Who wants a plastic surgeon to give them wings? Or a tail? Or horns?
    Well, it can be done:

    <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/medicine/story/0,11381,665328,00.html" target="_blank">http://www.guardian.co.uk/medicine/story/0,11381,665328,00.html</a>

    What would you get?

    I think the horns are pretty cool, myself. I'd actually feel a lot more confident in a fight if I knew I could just gore my opponent...
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    [quote]Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
    <strong>I think the horns are pretty cool, myself. I'd actually feel a lot more confident in a fight if I knew I could just gore my opponent... </strong><hr></blockquote>

    Or your IT department's laser printer...

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    [quote]Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
    <strong>Who wants a plastic surgeon to give them wings? Or a tail? Or horns?
    Well, it can be done:

    <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/medicine/story/0,11381,665328,00.html" target="_blank">http://www.guardian.co.uk/medicine/story/0,11381,665328,00.html</a>

    What would you get?

    I think the horns are pretty cool, myself. I'd actually feel a lot more confident in a fight if I knew I could just gore my opponent... </strong><hr></blockquote>

    Wings if they worked; Otherwise, what would be the point? You would have to change your entire wardrobe without purpose.
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    lol. interesting, but I wouldn't do it.

    sorry, but i like my bipedal human form that evolution (or creationism) so efficiently gave me.

    The only change I would ever do to my body would be a neural data port, or under the skin bionics that would make me faster, stronger, and smarter. Nothing that would show on the outside though, besides that data port.
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    I'd want venom sacks.. defiantely.. *chomp* *chomp*..
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    humm gills to breath under water

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    hmmmmm maybe the venom, or a stinger or.....something else deadly
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    I want Zealot Psi blades...screw wings and all this other crap, gimme those psi blades!

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    I want to be able to breathe through my ears for ummmm..... errrr..... nevermind--just a steam room thought trying to bust out.....
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    [quote]Originally posted by Sowulo:
    <strong>I want to be able to breathe through my ears for ummmm..... errrr..... nevermind--just a steam room thought trying to bust out..... </strong><hr></blockquote>

    Heh.. wish I'd thought of that one
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    Some sort of pheromone to make people do my bidding. Give me more money. I can work from home 5 days a week. I need a company car like the Aston Martin DB7 Vantage.

    I would have so much fun.

    Oh you mean realistically . . . then it would be unbreakable retractable claws.
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    [quote]Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
    <strong>I think the horns are pretty cool, myself. I'd actually feel a lot more confident in a fight if I knew I could just gore my opponent... </strong><hr></blockquote>

    LOL, that's exactly what I was thinking!!
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    The Nueral data port would be cool, but I'd want eyes in the back of my head or something...I like to be aware of my sorroundings.

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