Bad --- but funny jokes

[firemonkey]

So there are these two canibals eating a clown,

one looks at the other and says "Does this taste funny?"

have a great day

[Matridom]

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, there are so many nice men there, but poor Cinderrella, her step-sisters won't let her go because she's got no protection.

So Cinderella prays to her fairy god mother, "Oh fairy god mother please give me some protection so i can go to the ball"

The fairy god mother apears and gives Cinderella a diaphrame. "Here you go Cinderella go to he ball nad have fun, but be back for midnight because the diaphrame will turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

So Off cinderella goes to the ball and the fairy god mother waits at home.

11:30 and cinderella is still not back.

midnight, Stil no cinderella

Fairy god mother is now worried.

1 am, still no Cinderella

2 am and Cinderella walks in.. Legs shaking and a very dreamy smile on her face..

"What hapened?" the fairy god mother asks...

And Cinderella replies.. "I met this guy, his name was Peter Peter something or another....."

[jaeger]

Kudos Matri, thats the first joke that I've seen in a long time in here that nearly made me douse my monitor with a pepsi.

[Fierce]

[quote]Originally posted by firemonkey:
<strong>So there are these two canibals eating a clown,

one looks at the other and says "Does this taste funny?"

have a great day</strong><hr></blockquote>

What some people will post just to get their post count higher!

[±Octavian]

What do you call a deer inside a pickle jar?


A Dill Doe.


Now how is that for a bad joke?

[Matridom]

[quote]Originally posted by Octavian:
<strong>What do you call a deer inside a pickle jar?


A Dill Doe.


Now how is that for a bad joke?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I have worse... trust me, but posting those will result in "Edited by ....."

So I'll save them for later.

[freddy]

Q: what do you call an arnold swartanager lookalike wearing an hearing-aid.


A: anything u want coz he cant here you.

[Gameguru]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?


He didn't have the guts.

[BillTech]

[quote]Originally posted by Fierce:
<strong>

What some people will post just to get their post count higher! </strong><hr></blockquote>

What some people say about other peoples posts who want their post count higher just to get their own post count higher! LOL

[Darksteel]

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He went around all day saying "yo"

A priest and a rabbi are having lunch together. The Priest says "I know that you aren't supposed to eat pork, but I was just wandering if you ever have eaten it?" The Rabbi responds "Yes, yes, I did once. Now priests are supposed to be celibate right? Well, have you ever...you know...?" The priest says "Well, yeah, I did once." The rabbi responds "Better than pork isn't it?"

Two muffins are put into an oven. The first muffin says "Boy it's hot in here." Then the second muffin screams "Oh my God, a talking muffin!"

ohh, soo bad. I know so many more, except for the vulgarity and the editing and the whatnot.

[Fierce]

[quote]Originally posted by BillTech:
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What some people say about other peoples posts who want their post count higher just to get their own post count higher! LOL</strong><hr></blockquote>

Right back at ya!

[±Octavian]

[quote]Originally posted by Darksteel:
<strong>Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He went around all day saying "yo"</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sad thing is I really don't understand this one. Someone pm me and give me some help....been a long night.

[Sowulo]

[quote]Originally posted by Octavian:
<strong>

Sad thing is I really don't understand this one. Someone pm me and give me some help....been a long night.</strong><hr></blockquote>

oi vay!!!

[±Octavian]

[quote]Originally posted by Sowulo:
<strong>

oi vay!!! </strong><hr></blockquote>

AHHH!!! Thanks Sowulo.....my error what in reading the joke.......I just glanced at it and thought it was talking about a dyslexic rabbit.....goes to show you that I should and am heading for bead now.

[Danger]

[quote]Originally posted by Darksteel:
<strong>Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He went around all day saying "yo"...</strong><hr></blockquote>

what about the dyslexic devil worshiper... he sold his soul to Santa...