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  1. July 1st, 2002, 09:01 AM #1
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    Question RIP Santa??

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    Awwww damn, no wonder I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />
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    I'm getting nutin for Christmas!
    Mommy and Daddy are mad..
    I'm getting nutin for Christmas!
    'Cos Santa's dead.
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  4. July 1st, 2002, 10:38 AM #4
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    Damn - and to think I considered converting my religion... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
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  5. July 1st, 2002, 10:47 AM #5
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    reminds me of this classic deep thought by Jack Handy
    One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
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  6. July 1st, 2002, 11:14 AM #6
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    </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by kato:
    <strong>reminds me of this classic deep thought by Jack Handy
    One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">hhhmmmm ...gotta remember that one
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  7. July 1st, 2002, 08:16 PM #7
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    that was funny kato, i miss jack handy stuff.

    i usually get socks or gloves or clothes for xmas.

    i am my own santa claws i buy my own presents the ONE i want





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    Ah, the well-known anagram of Satan meets his end.

    Hang on, who delivered the presents before the 1850's?
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