Here comes the Law

[Joker1]

Originally posted by IronTech PC:
<STRONG>once I had a cop stick a gun in my face because he though his wife was cheating on him with me because I was parked near their house waiting for my sister to come out from a friends house. That was a lot of fun.</STRONG>

Cops can be so dumb.

[mnkybiznes]

When I was living in Mesa, Arizona, a woman had driven her husbands torso, (no legs arms or heads), up to the grocery store directly behind our home and dumped it in the dumpster. One of the venders making a delivery that morning thought that it was odd that a woman driving a Jaguar @ 3:30 in the morning would be throwing anything in a dumpster. Thinking this strange the vender had written down the license plate of her car just in case. Turns out she killed her husband and had her boyfriend chop him up. Between the two of them the body parts were dumped all over the area. This woman had her own successful business too!! What the hell makes a person do these things anyway?

[Wayward Clam]

Good for you Solkanar, despite your evil namesake <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> . Same here--I was only caught shoplifting Legos from Eatons, though.

[BadHeadache]

One time in pa friends of mine stole some dynamite from a construction site and lit one cap off (if thats what you do I was hiding around the corner) and it shattered every window on the block and destroyed part of the corner. Dude went to jail for a year.

Another time driving from Pa to Mass I got stopped in Mass doing over 100, got a 380 dollar ticket. On same trip going home got stopped in Conneticut got a 300 dollar ticket. Never paid either one. Eventually moved to Mass, lost my license twice was getting it back and the lady asked if I ever lived in Pa. "Nope not me". Good thing I have one of those generic smith names.

Thats it for crime in my life

[derekb]

None yet but the day is still young <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

[darkspyre0]

fortunatly i've never done anything serious... i had a dwi once... one year probation... that sucked! I'll never drink and drive again!


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[jbar1]

Originally posted by Mad Machinist:
<STRONG>I thought sub machine guns as well as semiauto rifles and pistols were illegal in Britian......didn't parlament just pass a bunch of new gun laws......how could this happen.........thankful I have a second amendment and live in a right to carry state.</STRONG>

Outlaw guns and then only outlaws will have guns. Truer words were never spoken. Look what happened down under. Check the stats of crimes around the world involving firearms. The US is down the list quite a ways. Then look at the stats for states that have a right to carry law. Right! I will keep mine and with a full clip. <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0">

[Kyr0n]

I'll take the fifth on that one

[Cygnus]

I have smooth talked my way out of any trouble I have ever been in so im clean myself. The worst any people I know have done is DUI's and I think one had a B&E on him but I never liked him much anyway.

[grosas9]

I was once caught in PA doing about 205mph. Needless to say, i didnt get a ticket. He just couldnt catch me. lol (true story)

seriously though, the local cops know what I have in my car, why havent they bought it yet from me...they would have the fastest car that is suited for regular streets. and all Im asking is 20k

[Deity]

When I was growing up, I was friends with a neighborhood kid. He and I knew each other pretty well. As time went on we drifted apart and I didn't see him for about 7 years. Finally one day I see him on the side of the road. I pulled my car over and chatted with him for a while. I found out that he was living in an apartment just down the street from where I lived. We talked about getting together some time and catching up on old times. About a week later I saw his name in the newspaper...he apparently broke into a woman's house and tried to rob the place. The woman came home while he was there and caught him by surprise. He bludgened her to death with a fire poker. To make things worse, he tried to cover it up by burning the body. Unfortunately he decided to do this in an open field, which quickly caught on fire as well. He ran like hell. The fire burned a lot of the mountainside, which led firefighters to the body.

It's comforting to think that this guy was a friend of mine for so long.

[Wayward Clam]

Regarding gun control, I'm all for people owning guns.

SMART people, that is. If you can't pass a basic intelligence test, you shouldn't be allowed to own a gun, vote, breed, sue people, drive, own a computer, drink, do drugs, enter politics, or be in a supervisory position in the workplace.

Since this ideal will never happen in today's society, I support gun control and recommend we arm the cops with the biggest muthahumpin' weapons we can build them, giving them full permission to shoot to kill anyone who is armed illegally.

[jmani]

Last summer my friends and I were driving by the coast, when I ran over this guy wearing a long trench coat...we thought we killed him so we dumped him in the bay. Turns out he was still alive and he came hunting us...he killled friends of mine, then oh wait this is a crappy movie not something I did.

I guess I am innocent... <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

[Tazdrummer]

Here is my little story..... believe it or not...

At the time I was living in Michigan and going back home to Ohio every weekend. I was working second shift so I could leave Ohio at 8 or 9 am and making to work in plenty of time. Ohio State Patrol are some real anal picky cops. I have been pulled over for going 3 miles over the speed limit in the past!!!! I am on one side of the freeway and I saw a patrol car on the other side. I kept an eye on it and I was driving the speed limit too. You know how you keep a nervous eyes on the cop to see if he is gonna turn around and come after you. Well, this cop did.
I freaked out and pulled over. This was a female cop and she asked me to step out of the car and go to the rear of the car. She had me "assume the position" and I was thinking "What the hell did I do??"
She frisked me <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> and asked if I had any weapons in the rear of the vehicle. <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0"> I said no. She said the reason she pulled me over was she saw me watching her. <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
She then proceeded to let me go. I got back in my car and the first thing I said was I just got felt up by a female cop!! <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">

I laughed my a$$ off and finished driving to Michigan. That was my closest brush with the law. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

[Papa Smurf]

I hear you Taz, Been in the same situation with a female Cop.
I was driving home from work one night when a police car pulled out behind be and pulled me over. The policewoman then went throught a routine car check, License, tyres, tax etc. Found nothing I was about to leave when she suddenly asked me out on a date. We ended up going out for about 12 months. U might say I was screwed by a cop. <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">