Tale from the Chat - 3D Accelerator

[jaeger]

* ParentalAdvisory has joined #lobby
[jaeger] lo pa
[Hallow] ok,, if your boot from cd does not work.... then make setup disk
[jaeger] what do you need?
[ParentalAdvisory] hello can anyone help us?
[Hallow] you need four blank disk floppy
[jaeger] probably
[jaeger] what do you need?
[ParentalAdvisory] a 3d accellerator
[ParentalAdvisory] so my lord of da rings game will work
[ParentalAdvisory] n e 1 no if i can download 1 off the internet?
[jaeger] omg
[Hallow] are u there ah sicks?
[PuterGeekGirl] now THAT was hard to follow
[jaeger] no 3d accelarators are hardware
[ParentalAdvisory] i tend to do that
[ParentalAdvisory] dats wot i fought
[Rifleman] jeeez
[PuterGeekGirl] mama always said life is like a box of chocolates
[PuterGeekGirl] ewps. did i say that??
[Rifleman] OMG
[Rifleman] LOL
[Rifleman] LMFAO
[Rifleman] ROFLMFAO
[PuterGeekGirl] Falling Down Laughing
[freeze] lol
[PuterGeekGirl] sorry guys
[jaeger] a good 3d accelerator starts at about $70
[Hallow] really, puter gal???/ I thought life is bitter as love.
[ParentalAdvisory] ok...is there a mode on da computer dat u can change da accellerator from 2d to 3d and if so where is it?
* PuterGeekGirl hangs head in shame......i couldnt resist
[jaeger] pa, i gather you know nothing about computers?
[PuterGeekGirl] depeneds on whos mama you ask hallow
[Hallow] where the asicx go
[ParentalAdvisory] IM FIFTEEN FOR GODS SAKE
[Rifleman] no, there is no setting, or anything you can download...
[ParentalAdvisory] HOLY MACARONI
[Hallow] that's old enough
[jaeger] im just asking to establish what questions ill need to sak you
[Rifleman] It is a piece of hardware, that you purchase and install ing your system
[asicx] im here
[ParentalAdvisory] no it aint i didnt even say it my daddy did
[jaeger] ask even
[asicx] but wait a sec got customer here
[jaeger] ok first up pa, what windows version are you running?
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[ParentalAdvisory] but our compy says it has 1 but den wen u load up da game it says it dont
[PuterGeekGirl] jaeger wasn't trying to insult you parentadvisory
[ParentalAdvisory] we have a PROBLEM
[ParentalAdvisory] that is the PROBLEM
[ParentalAdvisory] win 98
[DocPC] Thats enough with the caps....
[IJ|Databasin] yeah, if he was, you'd know
[jaeger] ok parental, right click My Compyter
[jaeger] then click properties
[PuterGeekGirl] amen ij
[ParentalAdvisory] ok
[jaeger] click device manager
[Hallow] what is matter parental ... i didn't get ur ?
[jaeger] the click the + next to display adapter
[jaeger] what does it say under display adapter?
[ParentalAdvisory] sis 530
[Rifleman] hehehe
[Hallow] he he he.....
[ParentalAdvisory] wotz funny
[DocPC] 2d card
[ParentalAdvisory] u ppl scare me
[Rifleman] solitaire is about the only game 4 tat
[jaeger] ok, that 3d accelerator is an accelerator in name only
[Hallow] must be onboard graphic card....
[PuterGeekGirl] i'm not a very smart man jeeenny
[jaeger] it cannot handle games
[Hallow] which does not support 3d graphic games
[Rifleman] go get a radeon 9700, you'll like it
[Rifleman] hehe
[PuterGeekGirl] dammit....stop it
[jaeger] ok, taunters shut the hell up right now
[Hallow] so go buy geforce ii.... it's affordable
[DocPC] Shhhh
[PuterGeekGirl] haahaa
[PuterGeekGirl] :-|
* DocPC sets mode: +q Hallow
[jaeger] ok parental you there?
[ParentalAdvisory] yep
[jaeger] ok, you would need a real accelerator
[asicx] hmm
[freeze] may not have an agp slot
* DocPC sets mode: -q Hallow
[Hallow] men, sis520 can play duke nuken, starcraft fine
[jaeger] you should go to a retail store and buy an accelerator and have them install it for you
[jaeger] take the PC with you
* DocPC sets mode: +q Hallow
[asicx] how do i create a start up dioskk for windows xop
[asicx] \?
[jaeger] expect to pay roughly 100-120 though
[ParentalAdvisory] dollars
[jaeger] also parental, what is the cpu speed and memory ize of this system?
[IJ|Databasin] sheckles
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* chatspace.chat.server sets mode: +o EagleEye69
[asicx] anyone know how i can create a windows xp setup disk
[IJ|Databasin] Hey EE
[EagleEye69] full house
[EagleEye69] hell
[EagleEye69] hello
[PuterGeekGirl] hey ee
* DocPC sets mode: -q Hallow
[ParentalAdvisory] wtf
[ParentalAdvisory] w/e
[DocPC] Last hint Hallow
[ParentalAdvisory] bye bye
[Hallow] hellow axics
[EagleEye69] lol doc
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[geeksRus]

so some people made a fool out of a 15 year old? gee...thats great.

[NooNoo]

Actually Jaeger was doing his best to help, if you read it, Hallow was heckling and was +q'd (means he cannot speak in the lobby) was dealt with when he refused to shutup.

[ilovetheusers]

I actually thought the heckler was funny. Guess I'm just a mean old man...

[PuterGeekGirl]

What killed me was the way he typed...it was REALLY hard to follow.....had NOTHING to do with his knowledge level...