On the Lighter Side......

[Orangeman]

Some quotes by Will Rogers.......


1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men; the ones that learn by reading; the few who learn by observation; the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. AND FINALLY: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot
him... The moral:

When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

[Cobra X]

Wasn't Will Rogers really Roy Rogers?

[Ya_know]

Originally posted by Orangeman

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.

I like that one!

[Orangeman]

Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien
Wasn't Will Rogers really Roy Rogers?

Nope, wasn't Roy Rogers, Mr. Rogers or Rogers & Hammerstein..Besides, Roy Rogers wasn't that smart!

My personal favorite is #8:

8. There are three kinds of men; the ones that learn by reading; the few who learn by observation; the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.

Will wasn't around in the age of computers but how many have you been people around who say "I'll just change this setting and see if it works."

[King Grover]

Originally posted by Orangeman


Will wasn't around in the age of computers but how many have you been people around who say "I'll just change this setting and see if it works."

That's my entire philosophy at work.

I rely on dumb luck

[Cobra X]

Originally posted by Orangeman
Besides, Roy Rogers wasn't that smart!

Obviously, you never had Roy Rogers' chicken. The man was a genius!

[King Grover]

Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien
Obviously, you never had Roy Rogers' chicken. The man was a genius!

izn't that Kenny Rogers' Chicken, chumherpe?


:stupidhead:

[Cobra X]

no Roy Rogers made chicken too, but Hardees bought him and killed him and took his chicken. True story.

[Orangeman]

Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien
no Roy Rogers made chicken too, but Hardees bought him and killed him and took his chicken. True story.

When they killed him and took his chicken did they choke it ...eh, eh, eh



and say, what did Dale Evans his wife, have to say after Hardees choked Roy Rogers' chicken.....gee, how paltry can you get.....

[Major Kong]

Originally posted by Orangeman
When they killed him and took his chicken did they choke it ...eh, eh, eh



and say, what did Dale Evans his wife, have to say after Hardees choked Roy Rogers' chicken.....gee, how paltry can you get.....

That's fowl! Fowl I say!

Ya sure ya didn't mean poultry?

[Orangeman]

Originally posted by Major Kong
That's fowl! Fowl I say!

Ya sure ya didn't mean poultry?

Yep!


.....actually I take that back I did mean paltry because it was the size of Roy Rogers' chicken after Dale Evans got done choking it for selling out to Hardee's