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    Registered User ßracius's Avatar
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    I love you Cobra

    Why can't you love me back
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    Because I've sworn a vow to never love another human being ever again. My love is for comic books & video games from this day forward.

    But thannks for hte love anyway I guess.

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    SPORTS AND BOOZE!!! don't forget sports and booze!!!
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    The real reason he can't love you is that he can't love another man from the same state as Cleetus....
    Bouncy Bouncy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangeman
    The real reason he can't love you is that he can't love another man from the same state as Cleetus....

    muahhahahahah


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    Quote Originally Posted by +Daemon+
    muahhahahahah

    No, I take that back. The REAL reason Cobra can't love you is that the last person he loved was a guy by the name of Otis. He used to live in the 'house of a thousand corpses....'
    Last edited by Orangeman; September 24th, 2003 at 09:07 AM.
    Bouncy Bouncy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangeman
    No, I take that back. The REAL reason Cobra can't love you is that the last person he loved was a guy by the name of Otis. He used to live in the 'house of a thousand corpses....'

    eheeheh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangeman
    The real reason he can't love you is that he can't love another man from the same state as Cleetus....
    Is that a solid or a gas?
    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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    Snake really DOES love you Bracius. He's just trying to hide the fact that he has teh gay!!!11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ßracius
    Why can't you love me back
    'cause I don't f#&k sheep...

    Signed,

    Cobra....the snake.....
    Bouncy Bouncy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkstar
    What?! Michael Knight is the coolest, and to top it off you're making fun of the future governor of California?! You should be ashamed of yourself.
    end of line.

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    No Comment LMAO!
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