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    Driver Terrier NooNoo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by confus-ed
    It's January .. but yup I seem to remember I promised to re-send you my address details - If I hold out until February will it change to another kind of card ?
    Be the first one I have received in 15 years....
    Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."

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    Laptops/Notebooks/PDA Mod 3fingersalute's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by NooNoo
    What's a paycheck?
    you may not know what it is now, but when school is done and you find one, it will be a large one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stalemate View Post
    May have been asked before.


    Mack White stopped his tractor trailer at the foot of an old bridge.

    The trailer was air tight except for two screen doors at the rear. The trailer had a second set of doors which could be closed over the screen doors enabling him to seal the trailer air tight.

    Mack closed the second set of doors and began to pound on them.

    When a passerby asked him what he was doing, he replied, "I've got 2000 pigeons in the back and I think they're too heavy for this old bridge. I'm making the 'little buggers' fly around so they'll lighten the load 'till I get across".

    Will Mack's idea lighten the load or will it be the same?


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    It will be the same.

    The air pressure caused by the downward flapping of the wings will counter the benefit gained by the birds being in the air.
    Nope won't work the birds will all suffocate and dead birds can't fly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stalemate View Post
    Submitted by 3fingersalute:

    A well known fashion designer wanted to escape the hustle and bustle of the big city. She decided to spend a few days at a rural resort.

    Feeling like some fresh air after a day of reading and relaxing, she decided to go for a winter stroll. That was the last time anyone saw her alive.

    The autospy revealed that death was due to the pack she had on her back.

    What was so deadly about this pack?



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    It was a pack of wolves.
    The pack on her back was a parachute that did not deploy

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    Shame this isn't running anymore, isn't it?
    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams

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