Dubya's 50 greatest accomplishments

[WebHead]

George W. Bush's 50 greatest accomplishments

1. I attacked and took over two countries.
2. I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US treasury.
3. I shatterd the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy)
4. I set an economic for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
5. I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
6. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
7. I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
8. In my first year in office I set the all-time record for the most days on vacation by any president
in US history. (tough to beat my dad's, but I did)
9. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failire in US history.
10. I set the record for most campaign raising trips by an president in US history.
11. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
12. I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
13. I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
14. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any other president in US history.
15. I set the record for fewest pres conferences of any president since the advent of TV.
16. I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was reveald.
17. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constituution than any other US president in history.
18. I cut health-care benefits for war vetrans.
19. I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me
(15 million people) shattering the record for protest against ant person in the history of mankind.
20. I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
21. I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
22. Members of my caninet are the richest of any administration in US histiry. (the poorest mulitmillionaire,
Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her)
23. I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
24. I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
25. I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation,
and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
26. I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the US.
27. I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history
(Reagan was hard to beat, but I did it!!!)
28. I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the HnmanRights Commission.
29. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from Elections Monitoring Board.
30. I removed more checks and balances and have the least congressional oversight of any presidential
administration in US history.
31. I renderd the entire United Nations irrelevant.
32. I withdrew from the World Court Of Law.
33. I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
34. I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 elections.
35. I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for the most corporate campaign donations.
36. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of EnronCorporation)
37. I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
38. I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack ( and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to
Air Force 1).
39. I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
40. I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the
world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
41. I am the first US president in history to have a majority of hte people od Europe (71%) view my presidency as the
biggest threat to world peace nad stabilty.
42. I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
43. I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US laws by not selling their huge
investments in corporations that later made bids for gov contracts.
44. I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
45. I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War.
46. I entered offive with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category
heading straight down. RECORDS AND REFERENCES
47. I have at atleast one conviction for drunk driving in Maine ( Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
48. I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war. I refused tro take a drug test or
even answer any questions about drug use.
49. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view. All records of any SEC investagation into my insidertrading or bankrupt companies are sealed
in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
50. All minutes of meetings of any public corportaions for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable
for public view. Any records or minutes from meeting I ( or my VP ) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public review.

[JaxSon]

See my other post on "Bush Bashing Fatigue" sets in

[WebHead]

Cool. I wonder if you can list one single reason why we should re-elect George Bush?

[JaxSon]

Cool. I wonder if you can list one single reason why we should re-elect George Bush?

Sure, just click on my signature. There's a whole bunch of reasons. Then click on any of the tabs at the top...such as Economy, Compassion, Health Care, Education, Homeland Security, National Security and the Environment.

He is the best man to handle any and all of those subjects in the best interests of America.

Surely, John Kerry can't compete on any one of those issues.

[inferno_gn]

Hi there,

Wow, cool list. I think Bush is the worst. If he did win another round, just another 4 more years of suffering and he is out.

Ju Leon...

[WebHead]

Hi there,

Wow, cool list. I think Bush is the worst. If he did win another round, just another 4 more years of suffering and he is out.

Ju Leon...

If we can last that long...

[WebHead]

Sure, just click on my signature. There's a whole bunch of reasons. Then click on any of the tabs at the top...such as Economy, Compassion, Health Care, Education, Homeland Security, National Security and the Environment.

He is the best man to handle any and all of those subjects in the best interests of America.

Surely, John Kerry can't compete on any one of those issues.

I was kinda hoping YOU would be able to list one single reason to vote for Bush again as a voter.

Economy,.. Just look at the facts Tech presented. That makes me NOT want to vote for Bush.

Homeland/National Security,.. So many of my rights are being taken away, and there is still a great possibility we will be attacked. Thats not a reason. Homeland Security used to be called the FBI. I guess 2 organizations are better than 1? All Homeland Security means to me is more tax money spent needlessly.

Compassion? Well he wasn't very compassionate towards California when we had issues with electricity a few years ago. Compassion? For who? The rich and wealthy? Well I'm not rich and wealthy so thats not a reason.

Environment? What is he doing for the environment?

C'mon man,.. give me a good solid reason to vote for Bush. Just ONE reason is all I ask.

[silencio]

Cool. I wonder if you can list one single reason why we should re-elect George Bush?

He's not john kerry.

[WebHead]

You guy's really can't think of a reason can you? LOL. I'm just asking for one single reason, and the best anyone can come up with is, "He's not John Kerry." Oooookkkk.

I guess it all makes sense though. I mean, bush didn't need a reason to go to war with Iraq,.. why should his voters need a reason to reelect him? Hell, let's all just git our cowboy boots and cowboy hats on,.. saddle up, and ride on over to Iraq shootin our guns off. Yeeehaaa!!

[jaeger]

Really not terribly sporting here. You post the contents a joke verbatim and the only choice I have is to refute item by item. You spend 5 seconds posting, I spend hours researching. Did you even bother to check the veracity of any of those?

[WebHead]

Well if you can prove any of those items wrong, be my guest.

[jaeger]

Well if you can prove any of those items wrong, be my guest.

How about this: If I can disprove 10, you have to publicly either prove all that you can, with documentable evidence, or say that you believe that list has little basis in reality and is political sniping.

[inferno_gn]

Hi there,

Well, stupid peoples only elected stupid president (someone says that to be once).

Ju Leon...

[jaeger]

Hi there,

Well, stupid peoples only elected stupid president (someone says that to be once).

Ju Leon...

Inferno, I highly doubt you should enter any arguement in which intelligence is a benchmark.

[jaeger]

Here we go:

Pro-greatest accomplishments
Anti-greatest accomplishments

Now, make informed decisions.