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  1. June 24th, 2004, 09:01 AM #1
    jitBob
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    MS patents human body

    Here.

    Hmmm.... What next?
    The Moral Majority is neither.

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  2. June 24th, 2004, 09:17 AM #2
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    Saw that on TechTV last night.

    Their conclusion was that MS, even though they may have nothing but paper about this concept, is always looking out to "enhance shareholder value".
    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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  3. June 24th, 2004, 09:27 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by a d e p t
    Saw that on TechTV last night.

    Their conclusion was that MS, even though they may have nothing but paper about this concept, is always looking out to "enhance shareholder value".
    Ahhh... the Viagra of software, so to speak!
    The Moral Majority is neither.

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  4. June 24th, 2004, 09:33 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by jitBob
    Hmmm.... What next?
    Brain implants.... guaranteed to crash at least once a day... which probably means you'll piss yourself in public.
    *The official eating utensil of all WinDrivers members*
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  5. June 24th, 2004, 09:38 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spork
    Brain implants.... guaranteed to crash at least once a day... which probably means you'll piss yourself in public.
    Then I would guess that some here already have the implants
    There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got
    your hand or head stuck in something
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  6. June 24th, 2004, 01:57 PM #6
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    So it would seem this changed today, because the strip came up right when I posted......actually, I guess it was because it was cached. Oh well, yes the strip below is what I meant to post.
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  7. June 24th, 2004, 02:15 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatalException0E
    Did you try to post to this: http://forums.windrivers.com/showthread.php?t=60179
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  8. June 24th, 2004, 03:43 PM #8
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    I believe this is what he was trying to post.
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  9. June 24th, 2004, 03:45 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spork
    Brain implants.... guaranteed to crash at least once a day... which probably means you'll piss yourself in public.
    Na you would fall to the ground turn blue and someone would have to poke you in the eye, while pulling your ear and kick you in the nuts to get you back to normal
    I'm not Satan ... I'm just one of his highly placed minions
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  10. June 24th, 2004, 07:11 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Escape_Driver
    Na you would fall to the ground turn blue and someone would have to poke you in the eye, while pulling your ear and kick you in the nuts to get you back to normal
    The old three finger salute. A finger in each eye and the thumb up the nose.
    The Moral Majority is neither.

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  11. June 24th, 2004, 07:32 PM #11
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    Wonder if they patented the human joystick
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  12. June 24th, 2004, 07:48 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetheusers
    Did you try to post to this: http://forums.windrivers.com/showthread.php?t=60179
    Nope, DA got it.
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  13. June 24th, 2004, 09:12 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jitBob
    Here.

    Hmmm.... What next?
    Perhaps they will patent "Skynet", then we no longer have to worry, right?
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