Which is better?

**GrandDad** · October 14th, 2004, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by opiate

a silent fart that reeks of rotten beef stew right when the door in the elevator opens to your floor.

FARTTING IS SO FUN!

Hey what do you call a qweef? a Vart....hahah she varted! get it?

Hows the weather that way ?
45.F. or 7c and lite rain here

**Orangeman** · October 14th, 2004, 10:44 PM

Actually I prefer burping to farting. Mind you there's nothing better than a great fart when you have to, but if you don't burp you'll have a stomach ache and stay awake all night and have a rotten day.

Besides, burping is more sanitary. Therefore, burping is better than farting..

Also, you can go your entire lifetime without farting - but if you don't burp you'll die..

**Major Kong** · October 14th, 2004, 11:01 PM

Both burping and farting have their positives, and to be honest farting is the best.

But the bestest of all is a big ole juicy zit, you know one of them cyclop's lookin' things that when it pops it sounds like a M-80! Anudder good one is the mother of all sneezes...the one's that make you look like a party favor when it's all over!

**Orangeman** · October 14th, 2004, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by Major Kong

Both burping and farting have their positives, and to be honest farting is the best.

But the bestest of all is a big ole juicy zit, you know one of them cyclop's lookin' things that when it pops it sounds like a M-80! Anudder good one is the mother of all sneezes...the one's that make you look like a party favor when it's all over!

Are you talkin' 'bout the kind that scare the dog and make the front door blow open???

**Major Kong** · October 14th, 2004, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by Orangeman

Are you talkin' 'bout the kind that scare the dog and make the front door blow open???

Ewe betcha!!!

Not only that but an elephant would take a step back and say d@mn!!!

**cookin chef** · October 14th, 2004, 11:52 PM

Farts and burps are all a regular part of bodily functions to reduce gas build up and pressure on the body. They may sometimes have nasty side effects, but it is better than having aches and pains from gas buildup. I think we'd die if we couldn't do those.

However, there are some people who are offended by these and then there are people who are offended if none of these are done. Where is the balance in this??