-
December 27th, 2004, 03:13 PM
#1
Registered User
George Carlin enters rehab.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ople_carlin_dc
I'm going into rehab because I use too much wine and Vicodin," Carlin said.
Just curious George. What's the RIGHT amount of wine and Vicodin?
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." -Benjamin Franklin
"I'm a hard worker." -George W. Bush
-
December 27th, 2004, 03:37 PM
#2
Flabooble!
Originally Posted by techs
Depends upon the person. I think that about 2 glasses of wine and 2 vicoden is about right when coupled with some TV, preferably MST3k.
-
December 27th, 2004, 03:59 PM
#3
Banned
I hope this doesn't affect his sense of humor. Ever since he quit Cocaine he's only been moderately funny. Now…who knows what’s in store!
-
December 27th, 2004, 04:37 PM
#4
Registered User
When your liver fails it's time to stop.
Deliver me from Swedish furniture!
-
December 27th, 2004, 04:47 PM
#5
Registered User
Originally Posted by silencio
When your liver fails it's time to stop.
Can't you just get a new one and keep going?
-
December 27th, 2004, 05:07 PM
#6
Registered User
not if you're still drinking. Had an uncle drink his liver to death, they put him a a transplant waiting list, he started drinking again, got pulled off the list, stopped drinking, back on the list, started drinking, off the list, gave up drinking, got cancer and was told sorry, you're a high risk patient now because you have cancer. He died. Moral of the story, everything in moderation.
I'd rather be riding my motorcycle
"I gotta have more cowbell, baby" Bruce Dickinson(Christopher Walken)
-
December 27th, 2004, 05:21 PM
#7
Registered User
Originally Posted by thirdfey
everything in moderation.
That would include moderation then...
-
December 27th, 2004, 08:11 PM
#8
Registered User
Originally Posted by shamus
That would include moderation then...
I only found that moderately funny,,,
Sergeant WOTPP
-
December 27th, 2004, 08:33 PM
#9
Originally Posted by WebHead
Can't you just get a new one and keep going?
Yup
-
December 28th, 2004, 01:18 AM
#10
Registered User
Hooray for George recognising his problem.
The Moral Majority is neither.
Master Sargent - WOTPP
Similar Threads
-
By WebHead in forum Politicos
Replies: 41
Last Post: October 31st, 2004, 03:23 PM
-
By Diver01 in forum Politicos
Replies: 5
Last Post: September 20th, 2004, 11:23 AM
-
By freddy in forum Tech Lounge & Tales
Replies: 21
Last Post: November 20th, 2003, 10:28 AM
-
By kato in forum Tech Lounge & Tales
Replies: 6
Last Post: March 7th, 2002, 11:48 PM
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
-
Forum Rules
|
|
Bookmarks