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  1. December 27th, 2004, 03:13 PM #1
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    George Carlin enters rehab.

    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ople_carlin_dc

    I'm going into rehab because I use too much wine and Vicodin," Carlin said.
    Just curious George. What's the RIGHT amount of wine and Vicodin?
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  2. December 27th, 2004, 03:37 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by techs
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    Just curious George. What's the RIGHT amount of wine and Vicodin?

    Depends upon the person. I think that about 2 glasses of wine and 2 vicoden is about right when coupled with some TV, preferably MST3k.
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  3. December 27th, 2004, 03:59 PM #3
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    I hope this doesn't affect his sense of humor. Ever since he quit Cocaine he's only been moderately funny. Now…who knows what’s in store!
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    When your liver fails it's time to stop.
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  5. December 27th, 2004, 04:47 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by silencio
    When your liver fails it's time to stop.
    Can't you just get a new one and keep going?
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    not if you're still drinking. Had an uncle drink his liver to death, they put him a a transplant waiting list, he started drinking again, got pulled off the list, stopped drinking, back on the list, started drinking, off the list, gave up drinking, got cancer and was told sorry, you're a high risk patient now because you have cancer. He died. Moral of the story, everything in moderation.
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  7. December 27th, 2004, 05:21 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by thirdfey
    everything in moderation.
    That would include moderation then...
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    Quote Originally Posted by shamus
    That would include moderation then...
    I only found that moderately funny,,,
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    Quote Originally Posted by WebHead
    Can't you just get a new one and keep going?
    Yup
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  10. December 28th, 2004, 01:18 AM #10
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    Hooray for George recognising his problem.
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