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    'Tis Friday, so a 'lighter side' side type post,as apparently the 'usual friday angle' (commé ça ! est le travail des chavanists masculins !!) so ...

    If I had a hammer .... it'd have gotten embedded in the head of the parking warden who gave me a ticket this morning ! when my car broke down & I had to leave it at the side of the road while I went off & rang the AA as my flaming mobile is bust too - definately insult to injury ! ..

    What gets you soooooo mad ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by confus-ed
    'Tis Friday, so a 'lighter side' side type post,as apparently the 'usual friday angle' (commé ça ! est le travail des chavanists masculins !!) so ...

    If I had a hammer .... it'd have gotten embedded in the head of the parking warden who gave me a ticket this morning ! when my car broke down & I had to leave it at the side of the road while I went off & rang the AA as my flaming mobile is bust too - definately insult to injury ! ..

    What gets you soooooo mad ?
    People who expect me to have ESP when they don't use their indicators.... how much trouble is it to use them? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, how's your little one doing after Xmas?
    "Today is a Gift, thats why they call it the present"

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    Quote Originally Posted by corturbra
    .. how's your little one doing after Xmas?
    Just fine thanks ( I did update the thread didn't I ? ... nope I didn't - bloody useless git ! , but I did now !)

    & oh whoever the hell is drilling a big hole right outside my front room window, had better watch out ! ... Because I'm at home now & I do have a hammer & if that DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR noise doesn't stop soon he's gonna get what I wanted to do to that traffic warden ! .. ... .. ... !

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    You can't have your car on the side of the road on Houston highways anymore. Automatic tow, even if you just want to change out a flat. A major racket, but at least they just dropped the $75 fee for short tows, like to a close by parking lot. The mayor is going to drown on this one. He picked several tow companies and they patrol the highways just looking for a car, their goal is no car stopped for more then 6 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician
    I've been whistling that all day ! .. however now I'm a touch calmer, I'd like to offer up my own rather more appropriate wording ! ..

    If I had a hammer
    I'd hammer in the morning
    I'd hammer in the evening ... all over his head
    I'd hammer out danger
    I'd hammer out a warning
    I'd hammer out all his freaking parking tickets
    All over his head !
    !

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    Quote Originally Posted by confus-ed
    I've been whistling that all day ! .. however now I'm a touch calmer, I'd like to offer up my own rather more appropriate wording ! ..

    If I had a hammer
    I'd hammer in the morning
    I'd hammer in the evening ... all over his head
    I'd hammer out danger
    I'd hammer out a warning
    I'd hammer out all his freaking parking tickets
    All over his head !
    !


    Ooooooooooooooooooooo......what if you had a bell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by confus-ed
    'Tis Friday, so a 'lighter side' side type post,as apparently the 'usual friday angle' (commé ça ! est le travail des chavanists masculins !!) so ...

    If I had a hammer .... it'd have gotten embedded in the head of the parking warden who gave me a ticket this morning ! when my car broke down & I had to leave it at the side of the road while I went off & rang the AA as my flaming mobile is bust too - definately insult to injury ! ..

    What gets you soooooo mad ?
    Why'd you call AA (Alcoholics Anonymous)?
    "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." -Benjamin Franklin
    "I'm a hard worker." -George W. Bush

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    Quote Originally Posted by techs
    Why'd you call AA (Alcoholics Anonymous)?
    'Cause it's the first drink that gets you drunk?
    The Moral Majority is neither.

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    Quote Originally Posted by techs
    Why'd you call AA (Alcoholics Anonymous)?
    Besides that, : D ! its a very well known motor recovery & repair service here, Automobile Association

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