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February 4th, 2005, 07:49 AM
#1
Geezer
If I had a hammer ...
'Tis Friday, so a 'lighter side' side type post,as apparently the 'usual friday angle' (commé ça ! est le travail des chavanists masculins !!) so ...
If I had a hammer .... it'd have gotten embedded in the head of the parking warden who gave me a ticket this morning ! when my car broke down & I had to leave it at the side of the road while I went off & rang the AA as my flaming mobile is bust too - definately insult to injury ! ..
What gets you soooooo mad ?
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February 4th, 2005, 08:44 AM
#2
Registered User
Originally Posted by confus-ed
'Tis Friday, so a 'lighter side' side type post,as apparently the 'usual friday angle' (commé ça ! est le travail des chavanists masculins !!) so ...
If I had a hammer .... it'd have gotten embedded in the head of the parking warden who gave me a ticket this morning ! when my car broke down & I had to leave it at the side of the road while I went off & rang the AA as my flaming mobile is bust too - definately insult to injury ! ..
What gets you soooooo mad ?
People who expect me to have ESP when they don't use their indicators.... how much trouble is it to use them? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, how's your little one doing after Xmas?
"Today is a Gift, thats why they call it the present"
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February 4th, 2005, 09:07 AM
#3
Geezer
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February 4th, 2005, 10:21 AM
#4
Registered User
Sergeant WOTPP
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February 4th, 2005, 10:35 AM
#5
You can't have your car on the side of the road on Houston highways anymore. Automatic tow, even if you just want to change out a flat. A major racket, but at least they just dropped the $75 fee for short tows, like to a close by parking lot. The mayor is going to drown on this one. He picked several tow companies and they patrol the highways just looking for a car, their goal is no car stopped for more then 6 minutes.
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February 4th, 2005, 10:41 AM
#6
Geezer
Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician
I've been whistling that all day ! .. however now I'm a touch calmer, I'd like to offer up my own rather more appropriate wording ! ..
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening ... all over his head
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out all his freaking parking tickets
All over his head ! !
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February 7th, 2005, 05:58 PM
#7
Registered User
Originally Posted by confus-ed
I've been whistling that all day ! .. however now I'm a touch calmer, I'd like to offer up my own rather more appropriate wording ! ..
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening ... all over his head
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out all his freaking parking tickets
All over his head ! !
Ooooooooooooooooooooo......what if you had a bell?
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February 7th, 2005, 10:21 PM
#8
Registered User
Originally Posted by confus-ed
'Tis Friday, so a 'lighter side' side type post,as apparently the 'usual friday angle' (commé ça ! est le travail des chavanists masculins !!) so ...
If I had a hammer .... it'd have gotten embedded in the head of the parking warden who gave me a ticket this morning ! when my car broke down & I had to leave it at the side of the road while I went off & rang the AA as my flaming mobile is bust too - definately insult to injury ! ..
What gets you soooooo mad ?
Why'd you call AA (Alcoholics Anonymous)?
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." -Benjamin Franklin
"I'm a hard worker." -George W. Bush
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February 8th, 2005, 10:14 AM
#9
Registered User
Originally Posted by techs
Why'd you call AA (Alcoholics Anonymous)?
'Cause it's the first drink that gets you drunk?
The Moral Majority is neither.
Master Sargent - WOTPP
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February 9th, 2005, 01:45 PM
#10
Geezer
Originally Posted by techs
Why'd you call AA (Alcoholics Anonymous)?
Besides that, : D ! its a very well known motor recovery & repair service here, Automobile Association
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