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[Mayet]

you just tell her that your coming to Australia to visit me..and I'll take real good care of you for her... and tell her I promise I will show you a good time...

I think she will be so excited for you...

[slgrieb]

Sounds wonderful to me, but I'd have to clean out the kids college fund to pay for the trip. Oh, what the hell! They can work.

[Biker Chick]

what can I say..

Is this you in the Hottub??? Looks like everyone is having fun.

[JPnyc]

I'm thinking about visiting Oz this winter. I just have to get a strong enough sedative to keep me asleep through a 25 hr total flight.

[slgrieb]

Unfortunately, no, that isn't me in the tub. The old geezer in the back is about as grey as I am, but there is way too much scenery. I live in an area where a cowpat is considered a terrain feature.

[Biker Chick]

Unfortunately, no, that isn't me in the tub. The old geezer in the back is about as grey as I am, but there is way too much scenery. I live in an area where a cowpat is considered a terrain feature.

Well!!! you don't have to be grey. JUST FOR MEN haircolor can fix that problem. At least that is what they say on TV.

[JPnyc]

I found another alternative, I just shaved off my beard

[NooNoo]

You know, when going through all the subscription emails to make sure you haven't missed everything, sometimes you get very confused.

Clicking the email link takes you to the latest post... in my case, the post above. Reading JPnyc's post made me do a double take.. out of context, it's a terribly easy to let your imagination run wild as to what the context is...

[Mayet]

I'm thinking about visiting Oz this winter. I just have to get a strong enough sedative to keep me asleep through a 25 hr total flight.

you will have a ball and it is sooo well worth it

see I can sell my country...



how much do you want to buy it for

[slgrieb]

One thing at a time.

Biker Chick, I'm happy being gray. It is a huge turn-on for younger women. I can tell by that special note in their voices when they call me "sir" and when they open doors for me, or help me out of my chair in restaurants.

Noo, you have to let your imagination run wild. Otherwise it doesn't get enough exercise and its muscles will atrophy. It can also become constipated.

Mayet, I can't think of a country I'd rather invest in. Especially if there are any perks and benefits in the deal.

Jp, shave the beard, grow it out, whatever.

[Platypus]

Ahhaha, out-of-context does read weird...

[JPnyc]

LOL@Noo. I'm trying to imagine what you thought.

Mayet, my Australian pal appears to be reneging on the offer. She's been quite incommunicado for several months, so I'm assuming her live-in beau has some objection to me visiting. I should tell the guy it's the country I want to see. We have women here.

[NooNoo]

LOL@Noo. I'm trying to imagine what you thought.

Mayet, my Australian pal appears to be reneging on the offer. She's been quite incommunicado for several months, so I'm assuming her live-in beau has some objection to me visiting. I should tell the guy it's the country I want to see. We have women here.

Ah but JP, they have Sheilas.... whole different ball game!

[JPnyc]

We have them too. That's one of my favorite things about living in the tourist section of Manhattan. I get to meet people from all over the planet at my local pub.

[Darth_Venom]

I am new to this site also. I just joined today and already have gotten help and my problem solved. Thanks again everyone. I look forward to future posts!!