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September 19th, 2005, 10:23 PM
#1
Registered User
The mother of all virus jokes
Recieved via e-mail today:
If you receive an email entitled
"Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!
Gotta go, my leg is starting to twitch.
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September 20th, 2005, 02:32 AM
#2
Geezer
It will drink ALL my beer !?! .. Yikes! - that IS serious !
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September 20th, 2005, 03:40 AM
#3
Registered User
hehe, the best part is that people believe this stuff.
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September 20th, 2005, 03:55 AM
#4
Geezer
Any threat to beer stocks deserves to be treated seriously ! - get your priorities straight man !
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September 20th, 2005, 12:44 PM
#5
Registered User
I think that virus used to be a room mate of mine.
I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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September 20th, 2005, 02:16 PM
#6
Tech-To-Tech Mod
Originally Posted by Damned Angel
Recieved via e-mail today:
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
my wife would probably call this virus . . . .ME!
Nonsense prevails, modesty fails
Grace and virtue turn into stupidity - E. Costello
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